next...and I don't even wanna do it now. I have higher standards then this. is this what it has come to? nah, I'mma find me a nice filly to date. it's not too late for stoner girl.
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next...and I don't even wanna do it now. I have higher standards then this. is this what it has come to? nah, I'mma find me a nice filly to date. it's not too late for stoner girl.
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bleubird do u look dick>?
Vermillion
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Drunk GAF, I get drunk all the time but I feel like this thread is an exclusive drunk threa with commediau and a few other drunk bastards. So I don't post all the time. I'm drunk now and love GAF
:'(
Drunk at a wedding !
Don't worry brah, we love you too!
...So I got in a circle and chugged whiskey. I'm gonna go back to sleep until I'm not hungover, I guess.
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freenudemacusers
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It's really awful how you were at a nice relaxing party with friends and some jerk spiked your drinks and you definitely don't want to hang out with those people cuz drinking is not cool.
lol they didn't even say anything. I should've just stayed in my room instead of acting crazy. Wine makes me rowdy though. Lol I had a bottle of wine, champagne, and downed a bottle of dos Equis.
How old are you?
Atramental
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It's fucking snowing. In South Carolina.
Now everyone is going to drive like morons and I've got places to go tonight.
Now everyone is going to drive like morons and I've got places to go tonight.
Minamu, never hit them back. And never put yourself In a position to be hit. Too many children have died in Australianrecently because of tempers flaring, and one hit is all it takes for you to fall and crack your head on concrete, causing permanent brain damage. So like I said, never hit them back. It ain't worth it.
Thanks, mom.
Atramental
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Oh good. The snow is melting.
Life can go back to normal.
Life can go back to normal.
I'm not a cat
Yeah it doesn't really interest me and while he might've been on drugs, most of the fault was mine tbh. I kinda agree with snuggler too but I see the logic
Edit: Now it's time for more party. My vodka mix was not good! I probably won't be available for drunk talk later either
HAHAHA. jesus christ
HalfBakedProphet
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My ex keeps trying to contacting me and I've been keep a no contact rule a whats should I do.
She is too far away for sex
She is too far away for sex
How long since you last fucked?
Drinking beers. I'm not sure if everything's going to be OK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAUhThS6HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAUhThS6HQ
BREAKING_BADger
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I got so drunk today I could not remember my card pin at the bar and felt so embarssed that I could not pay for the drinks. luckliy now that I am at home and half sober I seem to remember it. lol.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I got so wasted some nights ago that I apparently decided to play fifa 13 and I beat some guy real bad that he spammed me with messages talking shit. Saw them the next day.
I don't remember any of it but damn I must have kicked some ass.
Run that shit as credit dawg.
Starting with a couple tall Blue Moons. Nothing special but it's tasty. Then I'll get down and dirty with some cans of bud light.
Shit is fucked but I got an Apple TV today and it seems cool.
BREAKING_BADger
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haha awesome.
Blue moons are cool, if you're out and about.
I'd getting down on some new castles, bought a twelve pack.
Hope I don't finish them, I'm supposed to be slowing things down.
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Dunno if you have any other iShit buuut if you do get airvideo ASAP. Game changer.
Just a 4S for now, but I just looked that up and it sounds kick ass. My plans to get an iPad this winter were thwarted but maybe that's a good thing since at this point people would start to call me an appletard or something like that.
I want a cigarette so bad right now but it's moments like these were I can't indulge. Fucking slippery slope.
You're right, I don't have to have one, but man it would hit the fuckin spot right now. That smoke rushing through my lungs... I have been bumming a few a night when I go out with friends, but still, having quit the actual addiction I just can't let the habit creep back into my life. So as amazing as a camel menthol sounds right now, I have to resist or risk slipping down that slope. I don't want to be a stinking, hacking, coughing, spitting cancer junky again. I beat that shit.
But really I'm just too buzzed to drive right now if cigs were more accessible I'd c rack.
But really I'm just too buzzed to drive right now if cigs were more accessible I'd c rack.
freenudemacusers
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Yeah I don't whore out apps but that turns your phone into a god of all media controller. Mkv audio/sub channel support, everything, over AirPlay.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm doing the same thing later tonight so I am most def about dat life.
I just bought two bags of bugles because the fucking dipshit that stocks the vending machine decided to replace my beloved fritos with bugles.
There's already a goddamn bugles selection. We don't need two.
I'm totally gonna sue whoever is responsible for this, I ended up having to settle for bbq lays because I sure as shit aint eating bugles with newcastle.
Fuck you vending machine guy.
There's already a goddamn bugles selection. We don't need two.
I'm totally gonna sue whoever is responsible for this, I ended up having to settle for bbq lays because I sure as shit aint eating bugles with newcastle.
Fuck you vending machine guy.
nice. I'm gonna try to match kyrie's total from the sprite 3 point contest. my gym has an nba 3 point line
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