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[Vivalaraza]

Phones hahahaha

 

[rodvik]

I cant wait for Neymar to be caught getting sucked off by a transexual whore, vomit all over his flannel shirt after a hard, drunk night of partying with Alves and a corrupted Messi.

Thiago will be right in the next alley, bending and reaming Dos Santos over a trashdump.

Your club is already dead.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

oh shit lol

whatever happened there? maybe that's why I didn't care much for Euro 2008. I really don't remember much that happened in that competition.

I don;t really understand what happened. Suffice to say, McLaren was shit, did nothing to play to our strengths or avoid our weaknesses, none of the players played well in qualifying, we didn't deserve to qualify at all, and the tournament was better without us.

 

[L1NETT]

Hodgson plays really exciting football.

Spoiler

Internet sarcasm

 

[Clegg]

Is zaha in the squad?

He's a better player than I first thought.

Can beat his marker with ease but he still makes a lot of wrong decisions after that

Reminds me a bit of Ronaldo when he first joined.

 

[K1LLER7]

These commentators suck.

Great strike = Ball going towards the corner flag.

 

[rodvik]

Name aside, this Cox lad is really committed. Good play there.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hodgson plays really exciting football.

Spoiler

Internet sarcasm

He has the aura of a man who'd rather draw 0-0 than win 4-3

I know we're hardly the best nation for producing technical players, but we're capable of being more open and free-flowing than we've shown under our last 3 managers. If he wasn't with us, I'd like to see what Rodgers would do with England's style of football.

 

[Hixx]

Tackle with your left leg you stupid Geordie nob

 

[Mangoverboard]

These commentators suck.

Great strike = Ball going towards the corner flag.

Yeah, who are these fools?

I'm forced to watch ITV :-(

 

[FootballFan]

These commentators suck.

Great strike = Ball going towards the corner flag.

Haha I noticed that "great strike!" The ball missed by 15 metres..

 

[Sviatoslav]

oh shit lol

whatever happened there? maybe that's why I didn't care much for Euro 2008. I really don't remember much that happened in that competition.

England didn't qualify because they were in a qualifying group with two good teams, Croatia and Russia. Nothing to be ashamed about

 

[K1LLER7]

Yeah, who are these fools?

I'm forced to watch ITV :-(

Townsend is one of them. Not sure about the other.

Itv need some G.Nev or Wilkins.

 

[pulga]

Fixed

Does De Gea have a girlfriend? Cause Im starting to think he's part of the secret gay footballer community uncovered a couple weeks back.

Or did no one comment on the Dos Santos/Thiago "scandal" whilst I was away?

Pique/Zlatan, Pique/Bojan, Thiago/Dos Santos... it's all coming together. Now Thiago is moving to United to be with his other lover, De Gea.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Cox you clown.

 

[K1LLER7]

Does De Gea have a girlfriend? Cause Im starting to think he's part of the secret gay footballer community unconvered a couple weeks back.

Or did no one comment on the Dos Santos/Thiago "scandal" whilst I was away?

Pique/Zlatan, Pique/Bojan, Thiago/Dos Santos... it's all coming together. Now Thiago is moving to United to be with his other lover, De Gea.

Adventures of Thiago: A Pulga Fanfic

 

[FootballFan]

United bros who are our real targets? I don't think we'll sign Thiago and Cesc is a long shot.

Fellaini and ? I actually think we're on the lookout for quality players this time around. But Thiago and Cesc seem out of our reach.

Serious time:

I think Thiago is a serious possibility. I really hope he stays and many things point to him staying but there's a lot of reasons for him to leave too. stay Thiago.

Cesc: Staying. Really don't see him leaving at all for at least another season.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My word, Foster is shite

 

[Sane_Man]

I wonder if Suarez is angling for yet another contract from us? He did mention not so long ago he was already thinking about another one.

I fucking hope so. We're just constantly in transition - losing our best players, then building back to consistency, then once again lose our best players, and repeat. It's tiring. If he hasn't got a release clause I say we keep him another season no matter what. We'll still get a huge fee for him next season.

 

[L1NETT]

Foster was so good at Watford. Hasn't really improved much has he :/

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Townsend is one of them. Not sure about the other.

Itv need some G.Nev or Wilkins.

Clive Tyldesley?

 

[Ushojax]

Foster lol

ITV zooming in on Hart. Like he's good in the air.

 

[Wes]

ITV commentator implying Irish are always drunk.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

When did England switch to Nike? Why?

 

[Darth Sonik]

Was just going to post that this game is set up for a hilarious/pathetic winning goal. Then that scramble happens.

 

[rodvik]

ITV commentator implying Irish are always drunk.

Its funny because i always think ITV commentators are drunk.

 

[L1NETT]

ITV commentator implying Irish are always drunk.

Yeah that was bizarre.

 

[Meier]

When did England switch to Nike? Why?

Well, they bought Umbro and are slowly killing off the brand it seems like. Didn't make sense to have anyone stick with their smaller brand. Sucks for the consumers though.. can't imagine anyone would prefer a Nike shirt over an Umbro.

 

[K1LLER7]

Clive Tyldesley?

Ah yeah. He's the other one. Proper England Bias.

England's crossing is dire. Valencia level

 

[Sviatoslav]

Serious time:

I think Thiago is a serious possibility. I really hope he stays and many things point to him staying but there's a lot of reasons for him to leave too. stay Thiago.

Cesc: Staying. Really don't see him leaving at all for at least another season.

While you're in "serious time" please tell us your real opinion on Neymar.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Gerrard is still the best England player

 

[rodvik]

One thing is for sure. Any teams who are having to play The Republic or England next year will sleep very soundly in their beds tonight.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

The recent talk of strikers being linked to madrid depresses me.
we do not need a striker and quite frankly, with the way we are setup...
would be a waste of money anyways, rather invest in midfield.
Then again real madrid are linked with almost every decent striker under the sun.

And the possibility of carlo being dependant on Leonardo's hearings... urgh. pls suspend leonardo long enough to keep carlo in psg.

 

[L1NETT]

Oh really. It looks like an end of season game.

Terrific analysis Clive.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

That was terrible from the Ox

 

[Hixx]

Got to score there.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Arsenal choker.

 

[K1LLER7]

Gerrard is still the best England player

Carrick

OX looool that Arsenal DNA

 

[StealthGoblin]

This is embarrassing.

Its rare I'm bored by football, but this match is fucking awful.

 

[rodvik]

Gerrard is still the best England player

Him or Walcott. Let that sink in.

 

[pulga]

Serious time:

I think Thiago is a serious possibility. I really hope he stays and many things point to him staying but there's a lot of reasons for him to leave too. stay Thiago.

Cesc: Staying. Really don't see him leaving at all for at least another season.

Only reason he'll stay is because he can't get enough of Dos Santos' anus.

But let's see if DDG changes his mind during the week. Better be able to deepthroat.

 

[Hixx]

Think Defoe has touched the ball once.

 

[FootballFan]

Deulofeu dribbles so much :lol

Pulga went full muppet mode.

You actually think you'll get Gundogan, Bale, and Suarez? Hahahahahahaha.

LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[K1LLER7]

Defoe sucks.

 

[justjohn]

First time seeing oxlade Chamberlain properly. Ummmm......

 

[rodvik]

Think Defoe has touched the ball once.

Lol, I didnt realise he was playing.

 

[KidA Seven]

Only reason he'll stay is because he can't get enough of Dos Santos' anus.

But let's see if DDG changes his mind during the week. Better be able to deepthroat.

Thiago looks like Jon Stewart.

 

[D_prOdigy]

milner

lol wtf hodson

 

[L1NETT]

Good stint Ox. No idea why Wenger doesn't start him.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Are there any England players that actually play as well for England as they do for their club? I'm struggling to think of any, maybe like Heitinga or somebody I suppose, he never does much wrong for England he's just not great