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Football Thread |OT21| Robben learns to score in finals three years late
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The_Hitcher89
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He barely ever plays for England, and he normally disappoints when he does, because of the rigid positions our forwards and fullbacks take
KidA Seven
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Because Da Ox was dog shit this season.
Yeah Hetinga has never ever put a foot wrong for England. Or for that matter, a foot.
Really? He was shit compared to Gervinho and Podolksi?
Saying he was dog shit is very harsh. Surely you would rather seem him than Forehead or anonymous
pulga
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You guys keep forgetting, we got Kaka, Alonso, Arbeloa, Cristiano and Benzema in a single transfer window.
We're Real Madrid. We throw money at clubs and YOLO
It is a gift England managers have. Jusr remember how these players play for their teams.
Put them in an England shirt and they become fucking donkeys.
The_Hitcher89
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Hart, Cahill and Crouch
Sviatoslav
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It will be nice when England doesn't qualify for this World Cup.
Heskey ofc
Milner definitely plays as well for England as he does for City.
The_Hitcher89
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69 (13)
16 (3)
65 (17)
32 (1)
45 (8)
Guess what these numbers represent
16 (3)
65 (17)
32 (1)
45 (8)
Guess what these numbers represent
Shake Appeal
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Two outdated managers playing outdated football, with one tired team looking to spoil the other more than push on themselves, and the other tired team overrated and overpressured.
I am an England fan and I agree with you. Could do without this shower embrassing us by going out in the group stages.
CrashBandicoot
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I should have specified, I only meant mortals.
Edit: Oops, I meant Jagielka, mediocre centre halves confuse me
Mr.Marston
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Did you mean Jagielka? I'd have to agree then. Ashley Cole too.
Mangoverboard
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Well that was boring!
I'll take a draw tho
I'll take a draw tho
He's banned/not with us anymore.I think he still is
Shake Appeal
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YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH.
28 YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS.
28 YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS.
Sleeplessnights
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Well, they bought Umbro and are slowly killing off the brand it seems like. Didn't make sense to have anyone stick with their smaller brand. Sucks for the consumers though.. can't imagine anyone would prefer a Nike shirt over an Umbro.
Nike kit looks nice but England with Umbro is so iconic!
I'm gutted. Soul destroyed.
StealthGoblin
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I've been thinking about this for a while:
Do we (England) have a style of play? Do we set out to play our own game all the time or do we just try and minimize losses and squeak by? We don't ever take anything seriously. We've never given our 1st XI a prolonged run (we fuck around with subs all the time) etc.
We really do look like a bunch of cocks having a very expensive kick around. Its been like this since Euro 96.
Do we (England) have a style of play? Do we set out to play our own game all the time or do we just try and minimize losses and squeak by? We don't ever take anything seriously. We've never given our 1st XI a prolonged run (we fuck around with subs all the time) etc.
We really do look like a bunch of cocks having a very expensive kick around. Its been like this since Euro 96.
KidA Seven
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He really was.
i actually think that'd be the best impetus for legit reform in English football. yall kind of need to get embarrassed and shown up on the world stage.
Yeah, it's just not organized, well-drilled, modern or very good. It's definitely unique though.
The_Hitcher89
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He was as bad as Gervinho and worse than Podolski this season.
How will Hodgson spin this one then?
Brilliant Lampard goal
Tight defense
'Balance of play'
Take your pick
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Mr.Marston
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We already have been lol
KidA Seven
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Finally the band can shut the fuck up.
Sviatoslav
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Just look at their qualifying group so far. They have three decent opponents in their group: Ukraine, Poland and Montenegro. England haven't beaten a single one. They have an away game to Ukraine in September and honestly, i have to favour Ukraine in that game.
pulga
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Where Catalunia's best and brightest gather together to be judged on just who best flops, flails, protests and dives in all the land.
Alba is leading the score.
We didn't even qualify for Euro 2008 and it wasn't used as a catalyst for anything. All we did was blame the manager and sack him.
Milchmonster
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Have we signed Bernard yet?
I have yet to see just a few seconds of him playing football but I want him already lol
I have yet to see just a few seconds of him playing football but I want him already lol
It really wouldnt be the end of the world. Liverpool fans warned us. Hodgson has us playing pedestrian football. It is terrible to watch. It is a credit to the fans of both sides today they didnt just mass walkout. Two terribly dull managers.
The_Hitcher89
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I'm sure he had Fulham and West Brom playing more expansive football than us and England. I don't understand it
Sleeplessnights
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Suarez has basically left Liverpool
As stupid as his older brother, it's amazing.
As stupid as his older brother, it's amazing.
PrematureQuiche
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
caughtoffside.com again :lol
pulga
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Suarez has basically left Liverpool
As stupid as his older brother, it's amazing.
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
is that really his brother?
hold me
Edit: Translation: I already know the truth jejeje the bomb is about to drop jejeje!
CUMMMMMMMMMNMMM
CaughtOffside should be shut down and thrown in the internet bin. What a wank website. Any son of a bitch could run a site and make up the most ludicrous and random transfers. Yet this one continues to get hits and references. One of my mates keeps telling me about stories on there and I have to keep telling him to clear his browser history through sheer disgust.
PrematureQuiche
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They should at least try and make them realistic :lol
Willkiller
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Suarez has basically left Liverpool
As stupid as his older brother, it's amazing.
Yeah so....what does it say?
Sleeplessnights
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yeah it's him, protected tweets though. Picture has been going around twitter, I've requested a follow lol
pulga
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Translation: I already know the truth jejeje the bomb is about to drop jejeje!
well maybe repetition will get the point across to those in power.
KidA Seven
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