The Last of Us vs. Bioshock Infinite for Game of the Year. The battle is on and it's gonna be ugly.
I hope to be wrong, but after Bioshock Infinite and Dishonored (and many others, in fact), I don't trust universal praise anymore.
The fact that GTA4 is on that list is exactly why I am skeptical of all of these 10/10 reviews.
Is this good or bad?
Yeah, Uncharted has always been super dull to me despite all the rave reviews, so I'm still a bit cautious about TLoU. Haven't really enjoyed any of Naughty Dog's games since like...Crash 2 probably.Getting a bunch of 10s doesn't mean anything. Uncharted 2 got great scores without being a good game. All you need is the right balance of exclusivity and pre-release hype, while attempting to be "deep" with a tacked on story that doesn't suit your gameplay. Bioshock did it just a few months ago. If you have the right budget it's pretty easy to get the press to cum all over your games.
One of the worst game of the generation?
C'mon now, there's no need for massive hyperbole. It's impossible to take you seriously after reading this.
The Last of Us vs. Bioshock Infinite for Game of the Year. The battle is on and it's gonna be ugly.
The Last of Us vs. Bioshock Infinite for Game of the Year. The battle is on and it's gonna be ugly.
You can understand why scoring is my least favorite part of my job. I am harsh. We have a 10 point scale, after all, and I try to use it. Worthwhile games can exist in a range outside of the top 1%. I have given my personal Game of the Year an 8.5 on three separate occasions (Dead Rising 2, Terraria, and Ratchet: Crack in Time), so you can see how much value I put on 8-range games.
The Last of Us didn't earn a 9 (or higher) in my eyes. However, it's still an incredible experience.
Worst games I've played . Not worst in general.
I really have nothing good to say about Bioshock. It was just walking around a world, waiting for enemies to spawn and then killing them while some kawaii girl with big eyes threw ammo at you and looked weak and defenseless when you spoke to her. Nothing about it was fun, but it's the ultimate example of what video game reviews want games to be; something they can praise for it's "art" and graphics rather than focusing on what actually makes a game fun to play.
Persona 4 Golden got 10/10 from the same Polygon reviewer.
http://www.polygon.com/game/persona-4-golden/2718
The perfect scores so far:
Hahahaha
IGN 10/10
Eurogamer 10/10
Eurogamer IT/Sp 10/10
Edge 10/10
CVG 10/10
Destructoid 10/10
Gamereactor 10/10
VideoGamer 10/10
thesixaxis 10/10
ibtimes 10/10
PS-Lifestyle 10/10
Digital Spy 10/10
Machinima 10/10
Digital Fix 10/10
Post Arcade 10/10
speciogames 10/10
Gamingbolt 10/10
Godisageek 10/10
OPM 10/10
Pushsquare 10/10
PS-Nation 10/10
Giantbomb 5/5
Techdigest 5/5
Gamesradar 5/5
TheMirror 5/5
Guardian 5/5
Telegraph 5/5
Gameblog 5/5
CheatCodeCentral 5/5
Adam Sessler 5/5
The perfect scores so far:
Hahahaha
IGN 10/10
Eurogamer 10/10
Eurogamer IT/Sp 10/10
Edge 10/10
CVG 10/10
Destructoid 10/10
Gamereactor 10/10
VideoGamer 10/10
thesixaxis 10/10
ibtimes 10/10
PS-Lifestyle 10/10
Digital Spy 10/10
Machinima 10/10
Digital Fix 10/10
Post Arcade 10/10
speciogames 10/10
Gamingbolt 10/10
Godisageek 10/10
OPM 10/10
Pushsquare 10/10
PS-Nation 10/10
Giantbomb 5/5
Techdigest 5/5
Gamesradar 5/5
TheMirror 5/5
Guardian 5/5
Telegraph 5/5
Gameblog 5/5
CheatCodeCentral 5/5
Adam Sessler 5/5
You're reading it? Yay! I spent a lot of time writing that and was happy with how it turned out. Scoring doesn't matter. If what I describe sounds interesting, buy it immediately. If it sounds lame, pass. Simple as that.
9 more reviews brought it down to 95
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Now I can't care any less about review scores BUT with that 7.5 amidst the higher scores, is there an ulterior motives here? I see people claiming being sponsored by MS/Xbox so is there reason to call bullshit? I mean, can't Naughty Dog investigate, are there laws being broke or is this standard practice?
Like I said, I don't care. I'm all over it. But the claims here make me think something more "dirty" is at play.
Preorder canceled!![]()
My playtime stopped at 16 hours and something.
You're reading it? Yay! I spent a lot of time writing that and was happy with how it turned out. Scoring doesn't matter. If what I describe sounds interesting, buy it immediately. If it sounds lame, pass. Simple as that.
LOL, after all the shit Polygon has pulled in the past they will never be considered "legit"
Pre-order teetering on the brink of cancellation. If it hits 94 I'm out.9 more reviews brought it down to 95
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Those are the three sites I generally trust for well written, honest reviews. I look forward to reading them later.Can't believe it got 10's from Destructoid, Edge and Eurogamer. Damn.
Worst games I've played . Not worst in general.
I really have nothing good to say about Bioshock. It was just walking around a world, waiting for enemies to spawn and then killing them while some kawaii girl with big eyes threw ammo at you and looked weak and defenseless when you spoke to her. Nothing about it was fun, but it's the ultimate example of what video game reviews want games to be; something they can praise for it's "art" and graphics rather than focusing on what actually makes a game fun to play.
I don't think there are any areas with 'waves' of enemies, though. They certainly weren't in the game I played. Do some of the enemies that are there suffer from the bullet sponge syndrome that Uncharted is famous for? Yes. But waves of enemies? Not really.
Well I am always skeptical about reviews.
* I mean, GTAIV PS3 gets 98% on Metacritic while it's a decent game at best.
* With the benefit of hindsight, Eurogamer's 8 was a very deserved score for Uncharted 3, while being a good game, wasn't nearly as good as Uncharted 2
The lowest review for GTAIV is from GamerNode, the gave it 87%. Therefore it was my favorite game review site but they don't give scores anymore and their site isn't as good anymore.
Does the Sessler Rev3 review have any spoilers. Really want to hear what he has to say about the game.
Nope, no spoilers!
Not really. Shows off some nice scenes, but nothing we haven't already seen similar to in trailers. It is violent though, very lol.
Sessler already spoiled me noooooooooooooooooooooo.
So, should I buy this game?
Great scores all around, but for some reason I'm not really hyped. Maybe because I happened to miss most info in the media. But that's good I guess. I will be able to play it with a clear mind.
OMG at these scores/reviews. How to end PS3 with a bang!
Naughty GODS.
People need to stop making sweeping statements base of a few people.fucking shameful that people are getting mad about a damn 7.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1sklmOR9E
I didn't hear any hyperbole from him in this review on that level.
It doesn't seem like he was trying to flex his English Lit BA in this review as much as the BI one.
Or, you know, he just didn't like it as much.
Worst games I've played . Not worst in general.
I really have nothing good to say about Bioshock. It was just walking around a world, waiting for enemies to spawn and then killing them while some kawaii girl with big eyes threw ammo at you and looked weak and defenseless when you spoke to her. Nothing about it was fun, but it's the ultimate example of what video game reviews want games to be; something they can praise for it's "art" and graphics rather than focusing on what actually makes a game fun to play.
There's going to be a fair bit of pressure on Naughty Dog and Uncharted 4 now, for all sorts of reasons.