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[Kyoufu]

my farts smell like a goose died in my vagina and gave birth to a decomposed hummingbird

I imagine that's how stinky we will be with Joe Kinnear at the club.

 

[Salvadora]

I told you Newcastle's relegation was written in the stars, Kyoufu.

I just got the date wrong.

 

[Freewheelin']

Do you and your brother have different consoles but shared games?

Yeah.

 

[Wilbur]

Do you and your brother have different consoles but shared games?

Yeah we actually have 3 PS3s lol. One of the last ones out downstairs, then my bro got one for his room so he can be bedridden and play, then one for my dad to use as a Blu Ray player and eventual replacement when I move out and take the one I use with me

 

[Blablurn]

 

[bud]

but is your penis ready to dominate her? she looks like u have to be a crazy maniac like balotelli to control her. i'm sure they do crazy stuff in bed. maybe he just leaves his penis inside her all day long. or on her tits.

the question is not whether my penis is ready to dominate her; the question is whether she is ready to get peed and pooped on.

 

[Blablurn]

the question is not whether my penis is ready to dominate her; the question is whether she is ready to get peed and pooped on.

haha : D

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah we actually have 3 PS3s lol. One of the last ones out downstairs, then my bro got one for his room so he can be bedridden and play, then one for my dad to use as a Blu Ray player and eventual replacement when I move out and take the one I use with me

Buy TLoU so we can get some 4vs4 going

Really wish there was a spectate mode and command wheel.

Still can;t get over the quality of the animation. Even the way you stick your hand out to cover when holding a one-handed weapon

 

[Mastadon]

Liverpool are going to win the league and it's going to be fucking glorious. King Rodgers will deliver.

Spoiler

I don't want Mastadon to regret changing his name

Just wait until next season when I change my name to:

The Hend Of God

 

[Wilbur]

Buy TLoU so we can get some 4vs4 going

I'm not buying it again that's fucking stupid

 

[Koko]

the question is not whether my penis is ready to dominate her; the question is whether she is ready to get peed and pooped on.

 

[deGod]

is it afer dark time already

Think it's in full swing at the min



If Liverpool win the league ill have sex with willbur

 

[Slizz]

Think it's in full swing at the min



If Liverpool win the league ill have sex with willbur

:lol :lol


Silly United fan, thinking you can just go right up to Wilbur's anus and stick it in, this isn't Arnie's anus.

 

[Wilbur]

If Liverpool win the league I'll lie on my back and play Cut the Rope while degod penetrates me

 

[Wilbur]

I just talked to Jesus
He said what's up Yeezus
I said shit I'm chillin
Stacking all my millions

 

[deGod]

:lol :lol


Silly United fan, thinking you can just go right up to Wilbur's anus and stick it in, this isn't Arnie's anus.

Wilbur will just take it and like it

 

[Wilbur]

Iain Dowie looks like a Clicker

 

[Carbonox]

I can see he did fairly well at PSV before killing his career at Anzhi Machakalka. Now he's stuck in Russia and clearly desperate to get out.

Dzsudzsak is quality. Fantastic in FIFA as well.

My family knows him and his family. We both went to my uncle's wedding when we were kids. #CLAIMTOFAME

Seriously, my farts aren't letting up. I'm downing copious amounts of coffee though which isn't helping. BUT IT'S THE THRILL OF THE SMELL.

 

[Tc91]

Iain Dowie looks like a Clicker

:lololololol

Why didn't you come up with that before we made this thread instead of all that muppet crap.

 

[subtles]

If Liverpool can't deliver a substantial top four challenge now they won't any time soon.

 

[deGod]

Hey guys, what's...





up. Eh...

Back out while you still can

 

[Wilbur]

:lololololol

Why didn't you come up with that before we made this thread instead of all that muppet crap.

Fuck you buddy I'll urinate in your open wounds

 

[Mastadon]

Oops nm

 

[deGod]

So the store I just got transferred to has free wifi, god help their wifi bill

 

[Zabojnik]

If Liverpool can't deliver a substantial top four challenge now they won't any time soon.

Never say never. Oil will eventually run out.

 

[AndresON777]

Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. It's funny only Barça fans think this

 

[confuziz]

United has not made an offer for Strootman (yet) according to his agent.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. It's funny only Barça fans think this

If you think he's better than Lopez, you're an idiot. If you think he's better than Buffon, you belong in an asylum.

 

[pulga]

I want in on TLOU multi fun Im stuck at work, but on the bright side, Im going back home today for three weeks!

Maynor Figueroa has jumped the Wigan ship and into Hull City. Good on him, I guess.

 

[AndresON777]

If you think he's better than Lopez, you're an idiot. If you think he's better than Buffon, you belong in an asylum.

Pepe pls

 

[shortyme]

my farts smell like a goose died in my vagina and gave birth to a decomposed hummingbird

I just gagged. That is disgusting.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

So the store I just got transferred to has free wifi, god help their wifi bill

Planning on downloading porn, Messi?

 

[Zabojnik]

Hannibal episode 11. That Colombian necktie. Goddamn.

 

[AndresON777]

Hannibal episode 11. That Colombian necktie. Goddamn.

Throat cut? I'm the nicest Colombian you know. Andres pls

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The biggest news here is that Carbonox apparently has a snatch excreting dead birds.


No spoilers dammit. I was planning on watching it next week

 

[The_Hitcher89]

TLoU just glitched the fuck out.

First somebody won us a round while I was dead, and the match jammed, while the timer carried on and it eventually started a new round, except I was the only player

Then it jammed on the loading screen with some glitchy, 16-bit graphics in the background of the screen, so I had to restart the console. That better not count as a quit game.

 

[Zabojnik]

Throat cut? I'm the nicest Colombian you know. Andres pls

You're not even a real Colombian. Haven't you been living in the USA since you were a little kid?

 

[AndresON777]

You're not even a real Colombian. Haven't you been living in the USA since you were a little kid?

I grew up in Bogotá. It's the nicest city in the world. Zabo pls

 

[Zabojnik]

I grew up in Bogotá. It's the nicest city in the world. Zabo pls

You should've stayed there. You could've been at least a drug lord's right hand by now, high on coke all the time and getting private lap dances by Shakira. Or Tino Asprilla.

 

[brokenbeans]

I know City and Madrid are in for Isco but I'm suprised more teams havent been linked to him.

 

[Sage00]

@BBCBMcLauchlin 2m
Hearts will be in administration within the next 24 hours.

Bye bye.

 

[Mastadon]

Scottish football is such a clusterfuck

 

[bjaelke]

Yesterday I felt my next child move for the first time. I felt her tiny feet kick through my wife's belly, my hand finally being given its first tactile evidence that my child is alive and healthy. That experience was several steps higher than feeling the PlayStation 4 controller for the first time but, damnit, they were closer than I'm comfortable admitting.

Penny Arcade should do Hendo fanfic.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

@BBCBMcLauchlin 2m
Hearts will be in administration within the next 24 hours.

Bye bye.

An embarassingly shit league gets even worse. AWESOME.


Ben Kuchera is a terrible, terrible writer.

'Damn, my article is horrendously low on actual content, better pad it out with shitty analogies which take 10 times longer than necessary to get through'

 

[subtles]

Poor lads. To think that the two leagues are so close in proximity but so far in development and relevance.

 

[Mastadon]

Kelly Brooks best feature is actually her ass. Discuss.

 

[Wilbur]

Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. It's funny only Barça fans think this

Probably the best shot stopper in the world. Unfortunately his positional sense and control of a defence isn't great and he gets off with a lot of goals that are attributed to poor defending instead.

Like a better Hart

 

[bjaelke]

Ben Kuchera is a terrible, terrible writer.

'Damn, my article is horrendously low on actual content, better pad it out with shitty analogies which take 10 times longer than necessary to get through'

Spoiler

I love how everyone is using your avatar on the gaming site to invalidate your posts

 

[CrashBandicoot]

@BBCBMcLauchlin 2m
Hearts will be in administration within the next 24 hours.

Bye bye.

Flats flats glorious flats...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Spoiler

I love how everyone is using your avatar on the gaming site to invalidate your posts

That Sony 'we had a good day..' thread right?