my farts smell like a goose died in my vagina and gave birth to a decomposed hummingbird
I imagine that's how stinky we will be with Joe Kinnear at the club.
my farts smell like a goose died in my vagina and gave birth to a decomposed hummingbird
Yeah.Do you and your brother have different consoles but shared games?
Do you and your brother have different consoles but shared games?
but is your penis ready to dominate her? she looks like u have to be a crazy maniac like balotelli to control her. i'm sure they do crazy stuff in bed. maybe he just leaves his penis inside her all day long. or on her tits.
the question is not whether my penis is ready to dominate her; the question is whether she is ready to get peed and pooped on.
Yeah we actually have 3 PS3s lol. One of the last ones out downstairs, then my bro got one for his room so he can be bedridden and play, then one for my dad to use as a Blu Ray player and eventual replacement when I move out and take the one I use with me
Liverpool are going to win the league and it's going to be fucking glorious. King Rodgers will deliver.
I don't want Mastadon to regret changing his name
Buy TLoU so we can get some 4vs4 going
the question is not whether my penis is ready to dominate her; the question is whether she is ready to get peed and pooped on.
is it afer dark time already
Think it's in full swing at the min
If Liverpool win the league ill have sex with willbur
:lol :lol
Silly United fan, thinking you can just go right up to Wilbur's anus and stick it in, this isn't Arnie's anus.
I can see he did fairly well at PSV before killing his career at Anzhi Machakalka. Now he's stuck in Russia and clearly desperate to get out.
Iain Dowie looks like a Clicker
:lololololol
Why didn't you come up with that before we made this thread instead of all that muppet crap.
If Liverpool can't deliver a substantial top four challenge now they won't any time soon.
Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. It's funny only Barça fans think this
If you think he's better than Lopez, you're an idiot. If you think he's better than Buffon, you belong in an asylum.
my farts smell like a goose died in my vagina and gave birth to a decomposed hummingbird
Planning on downloading porn, Messi?So the store I just got transferred to has free wifi, god help their wifi bill
Throat cut? I'm the nicest Colombian you know. Andres plsHannibal episode 11. That Colombian necktie. Goddamn.
Throat cut? I'm the nicest Colombian you know. Andres pls
You're not even a real Colombian. Haven't you been living in the USA since you were a little kid?
I grew up in Bogotá. It's the nicest city in the world. Zabo pls
Yesterday I felt my next child move for the first time. I felt her tiny feet kick through my wife's belly, my hand finally being given its first tactile evidence that my child is alive and healthy. That experience was several steps higher than feeling the PlayStation 4 controller for the first time but, damnit, they were closer than I'm comfortable admitting.
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Casillas is the best goalkeeper in the world. It's funny only Barça fans think this
Ben Kuchera is a terrible, terrible writer.
'Damn, my article is horrendously low on actual content, better pad it out with shitty analogies which take 10 times longer than necessary to get through'
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I love how everyone is using your avatar on the gaming site to invalidate your posts