It's not that it's a clusterfuck that makes it so bad; it's the fact that there's nothing close to a clusterfuck! Spider Man 3 was hilarious because of its ridiculousness. But ASM was so utterly boring that it was offensive.
Man of Steel |OT| It's about action.
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PhoncipleBone
Banned
And Dredd and Speed Racer.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
I love MOS and John Carter.
I'm a rare breed it seems. Check it out though, plus it's OST is so damn good.
PhoncipleBone
Banned
Oh, yes. The score to John Carter is fucking fantastic.
SCULLIBUNDO
Banned
I think I once came up with an apt description.
Watching SM3 is like watching a ever-accelerating train full of dynamite race along a bridge whose tracks end a few hundred meters up, where below a massive oil refinery lies waiting. It's an exciting kind of train-wreck.
ASM is like a Disneyland choo-choo train going at 2mph that toddlers and their mothers hop on so they don't have to walk around the park, that wavers slightly every once in a while, before the engine dies and everybody just gets off and keeps going about their day.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
Either one would be awesome, but I don't see it happening. I'm really curious if they're gonna go with a younger Lex closer to Supes age in any sequel.
Dredd I watched and loved. Speed racer. Man, you'd have to sell the shit outta that for me to try it out.
Its a missed opportunity of a movie, but its still good. Shoulda been Lawrence of Arabia in space. But it's not.
God tier OST tho
SCULLIBUNDO
Banned
Speed Racer is fucking fantastic (outside of the kid and ChimChim bullshit). But its highs are really high.
Incredible movie, it may send the wrong message because of all the colors and stuff for certain people but it has a lot of heart.
Also a great OST.
Lionel Mandrake
Member
Yeah, it's really great if you like generic fantasy action/adventure movies with absolutely no passion, charisma, excitement, or fun. Fantastic in that regard. Especially the scenes where Taylor Kitsch is out-charisma'd by the rocks surrounding him. Just amazing. And the cookie cutter sci-fi aesthetics with absolutely no effort or inventiveness put into them at all. Breathtaking.
Make sure you see it on 3D blu-ray so you get the full experience of dullness that only a movie that took nearly a century to make can deliver.
Maybe I just saw the movie when I was in a bad mood. All I know is that I understand the love for Speed Racer, even if I don't particularly feel the same about it. I don't get the love for John Carter at all.
Dredd is awesome though.
Discotheque
Banned
despite the much better lead in speed racer....scott pilgrim is a better film.
if michael birdface wasn't in scott pilgrim everyone would agree. i hate how all these films bomba though
if michael birdface wasn't in scott pilgrim everyone would agree. i hate how all these films bomba though
despite the much better lead in speed racer....scott pilgrim is a better film.
if michael birdface wasn't in scott pilgrim everyone would agree. i hate how all these films bomba though
Lionel Mandrake
Member
Nothing is better than Dredd. Dredd is the Citizen Kane of movies.
evil solrac v3.0
Member
this whole topic is going meta again...
lastplayed
Member
Dredd is approximately 45,688 times better than Man of Steel.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
despite the much better lead in speed racer....scott pilgrim is a better film.
if michael birdface wasn't in scott pilgrim everyone would agree. i hate how all these films bomba though
Speed Racer notebook race Little Speed made in his classroom is better than Scott Pilgrim.
SCULLIBUNDO
Banned
You know I never thought much about John Carter. They're both middle of the road blockbusters, competently made and neither is awful. JC is better but eh. Just like Raimi's Spider-man did everything ASM did and did it better, the same is true for Avatar and JC.
Mengy
wishes it were bannable to say mean things about Marvel
Oh My God, what has this thread degenerated into?
For the record, I hate Speed Racer. Except for the end credits. They are my favorite part of Speed Racer 2008, and they are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G26P6Rnfwpo
Oh yeah? Well, Speed Racer hates you!
Discotheque
Banned
WRONG
and this isn't even the best battle in the film
also the opening credits were amazing. felt like blur's song 2 music video on crack.
I will tell you the absolute truth up in here, I hate the main character so much.
The only good fight scene in Scat Pilgrim is the last one.
And that movie really has got to have one of the worst miscast main characters of all-time.
Discotheque
Banned
scott pilgrim fight scenes only rivalled by smallville battle in here and the comic book films pre-batman begins.
edgar wright will save us all with ant man. believe. future contender for GOAT comic book movie.
Liquidsnake
Banned
I'll give you guys this, Scott Pilgrim was one of the very unique movies I have seen. And I googled the chick who played Ramona in it for days.
Everyone was awesome and funny but Cera.
God damn what the fuck was Edgar thinking?
In all of cinema? I really don't think so.
I don't think all of the blame for Scott Pilgrim lies with Cera, even though he's pretty painful to watch. The whole relationship he has with Ramona was cut down to be utterly bland and she looked like she couldn't stand being around him. The original ending made way more sense with the way the movie played out.
I just got it for under $20 thru amazon
I think you left out something like "Is the most unique movie in the history of mankind"
Jables Swan
Member
Disagree with Zod being above the comic book villain average. He felt much like a Red Skull or a Whiplash to me. Faora felt like a better villain to me.
Out of your list I would only have the following above the average:
Joker
Magneto
Loki
Ras Al Ghul
Doctor Octopus
Lex Luthor
Discotheque
Banned
In the history of civilization. I mean all fights non fictional and on film
ya comic book movies only
And you can definitely get dredd for under 20 on bluray
Damn right.
Bobby Roberts
Banned
Dredd is a really fun movie. Definitely worth a rewatch.
Faora is a great minion. But as a stand-alone villain, I'm not so sure how interesting she'd be to follow.
It's like if Deathstroke or Deadshot were in a movie. They can be awesome and can lead to some cool fights, but I wouldn't want to see them playing lead villain.
Mengy
wishes it were bannable to say mean things about Marvel
I know it does. I paid $5 for my blu-ray of Speed Racer and I feel like I got robbed every time I look at it on the shelf. And it laughs at me mockingly, because the NeoGAF Speed Racer 2008 Defense Force is the reason why I paid those $5 in the first place. Because I thought that maybe I missed some hidden beauty in it when I saw it in the theater, maybe GAF was right, and I was wrong. So I bought it, and hated it even more the second time around.
It's laughing at me right now.....
Oh yeah, and Superman Returns > Man of Steel.
