So what I'm getting out of all this shit is maybe I should check out John Carter?
Yeah, it's really great if you like generic fantasy action/adventure movies with absolutely no passion, charisma, excitement, or fun. Fantastic in that regard. Especially the scenes where Taylor Kitsch is out-charisma'd by the rocks surrounding him. Just amazing. And the cookie cutter sci-fi aesthetics with absolutely no effort or inventiveness put into them at all. Breathtaking.
Make sure you see it on 3D blu-ray so you get the full experience of dullness that only a movie that took nearly a century to make can deliver.
Maybe I just saw the movie when I was in a bad mood. All I know is that I understand the love for Speed Racer, even if I don't particularly feel the same about it. I don't get the love for John Carter at all.
Dredd is awesome though.