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[Alligatorjandro]

Help me out buddy, I'm confused.



The Dolphins don't play the Jags this season... Are you talking playoffs or something? Henne gonna lead you to the promised land?

Things dont end well for people who call me a Jags fan,

 

[Fox318]

I will go to my first NFL game this year.

 

[BlackGhost]

Catas-trophy

all mine bitcccchesss

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Things dont end well for people who call me a Jags fan,

I'm not superstitious. Things didn't end well for Mech because Schaub.

 

[eznark]

Things dont end well for people who call me a Jags fan,

Actually it usually ends with everyone quoting that person and virtually high fiving them.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm not superstitious. Things didn't end well for Mech because Schaub.

Things wont end well for you either because Dolphins.

 

[Milchjon]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...hiefs-oc-alex-smith-is-the-best-in-the-league

Someone teach the Chiefs how to keep the hyperbole at least semi-believeable.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Actually it usually ends with everyone quoting that person and virtually high fiving them.

Then it ends with their team losing.

 

[brentech]

Read this:

http://www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck

If you think Bob sucks at posting on message boards, wait til you see him play Dota!

That's what I was reading yesterday! Lol

I just had no idea what I was reading because I had never even launched the game. I still have some more tutorial parts to finish.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

The Dolphins need help from gator's supernatural powers to suck. lol.

 

[Milchjon]

I agree with the Brownies in here that NFL Network should feature the Browns more often...

Kids almost running into the camera man, Marshall Faulk dropping the ball while he talks about how great he is...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The Dolphins need help from gator's supernatural powers to suck. lol.

They will suck even worse. Like losing to the Browns 45-0 kind of suck.

 

[eznark]

Then it ends with their team losing.

How often do the Jaguars even win? That seems ludicrous.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How often do the Jaguars even win? That seems ludicrous.

Why is Aaron Rodgers such a crybaby bitch?

 

[eznark]

Why is Aaron Rodgers such a crybaby bitch?

Because he is short and sucks at football probably. What's Lady's excuse? Gender confusion?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Because he is short and sucks at football probably. What's Lady's excuse? Gender confusion?

Brady at least wins at home in the playoffs.

 

[bionic77]

Brady at least wins at home in the playoffs.

Not so sure about that champ!

I seem to remember a few memorable losses at home to Flacco (2x I think) and Buttfumble.

Rodgers might be a scumbag who doesn't honor his bets but he never lost to Mark Sanchez at home in the playoffs.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Brady at least wins at home in the playoffs.

Guess which game this is from?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not so sure about that champ!

I seem to remember a few memorable losses at home to Flacco (2x I think) and Buttfumble.

Rodgers might be a scumbag who doesn't honor his bets but he never lost to Mark Sanchez at home in the playoffs.

How can you talk shit when the steelers lost to Garrard and Tebow?

 

[eznark]

^ Winning all those Super Bowls means you can talk unlimited shit to anyone...except Packers fans.

Brady at least wins at home in the playoffs.

I think I covered that with the "Rodgers sucks at football" part but it's cute that you have a backup team to root for when your Jaguars season ends in October every year.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

^ Winning all those Super Bowls means you can talk unlimited shit to anyone...except Packers fans.



I think I covered that with the "Rodgers sucks at football" part but it's cute that you have a backup team to root for when your Jaguars season ends in October every year.

Says the Bengals lifelong.

 

[bionic77]

How can you talk shit when the steelers lost to Garrard and Tebow?

Ben actually led last minute drives to tie the game against both of them so it wasn't his fault that they lost.

Brady actually got outplayed and lost to Buttfumble. After the 2nd quarter no one thought the Pats were winning that game. It takes a truly horrible qb to do that!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Ben actually led last minute drives to tie the game against both of them so it wasn't his fault that they lost.

Brady actually got outplayed and lost to Buttfumble. After the 2nd quarter no one thought the Pats were winning that game. It takes a truly horrible qb to do that!

You lost to David Garrad at home in the playoffs.

David Garrard. Try to spin that however you want but its still terrible.

 

[Wrayfield]

Ah, hyperbole and unfounded confidence is in the air. I can smell the regular season and Chan's bags of dicks all the way from Amörika

 

[bionic77]

You lost to David Garrad at home in the playoffs.

David Garrard. Try to spin that however you want but its still terrible.

Ben scored like 3TDs in the 4th quarter and we lost because the defense could not stop a qb draw play from the only black quarterback who can't get sub 5.0 in the 40. It didn't help that Tomlin went for 2 like every time and we failed to get it...

I agree that it was bad loss but the thing is that we have two Superbowl wins in this past decade with that same team so it kind of takes some of the sting away.

I know you are bitter because you live in Florida and neither of your teams ever won a legit Superbowl but don't take out your frustrations at a failed life on the rest of us.

I have to work for the next few hours so don't expect any more replies!

 

[Kave_Man]

Kave our real first superbowl is the GLC (Great lake Classic) against the lions and :kas
for the trophy

yes this is a real thing for the annual lions vs browns preseason game. this year is even better because of :kas and the road 1800 yds

Holy shit! Why am I only now hearing about this?

I want it!

 

[RBH]

NFL Offseason Thread |OT5| Fingers Crossed for a Nigger-Free August

...I know y'all were thinking it, I just saved you the trouble.

:lol

 

[Coldnoodle]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641443

(._. )

 

[Greg]

NFL Offseason Thread |OT5| Fingers Crossed for a Nigger-Free August

...I know y'all were thinking it, I just saved you the trouble.

:jnc

I was going to ask how I missed this, but then saw my post following it.

I wouldn't dunk on you Greg, I would foul you really hard though.

And I'll dunk from the foul line!

 

[Fantomex]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641443

(._. )

What the hell is wrong with folks? lol

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641443

(._. )

Nobody in that thread would report it. They're full of shit.

 

[MechDX]

Texans going to run a pistol offense??

Wut??

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Texans going to run a pistol offense??

Wut??

NFL is a copycat league.

Hernandez Pistol Offense.

 

[eznark]

bahaha

 

[RBH]

The Kansas City Chiefs paid a steep price to acquire Alex Smith this offseason but according to offensive coordinator Doug Pederson, Kansas City got a steal as he considers the quarterback the best in the NFL.

"Ultimately, every team has to have a quarterback," Pederson told The Kansas City Star. "I think we have the best in the league."

wut

 

[Greg]

wut

"I think we have the best [QB named Alex Smith] in the league."

I think this is right.

 

[ActStriker]

wut

The legend of small hands.

 

[MechDX]

I think this is right.

BOO!! You changed your avatar!

Oh and guys the Hernandez jokes just are not funny anymore.

 

[PhoenixDark]

wut

It's the only way to keep his confidence above potential suicide risk levels.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

BOO!! You changed your avatar!

Oh and guys the Hernandez jokes just are not funny anymore.

I wasn't joking. The HPO might be considered too high-risk / high-reward for some but you have to appreciate the way it's designed to remove opposing players from a play (permanently). I think you have to give Belichick some credit for his ingenuity.

 

[Futurevoid]

NFL Offseason Thread |OT5| Fingers Crossed for a Nigger-Free August

...I know y'all were thinking it, I just saved you the trouble.

Oh my.

:jnc

 

[RellyRell28]

NFL is a copycat league.

Hernandez Pistol Offense.

saved

 

[Greg]

BOO!! You changed your avatar!

crazydraftlady.png

 

[RBH]

crazydraftlady.png

I'd like to see all of your avatars to date, including sadrodgers.jpg

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I am convinced Greg is Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Striker]

I think this is right.

Only against the Saints

 

[Bread]

hello again gaf

i see chan is still a boozing moron, that's good.

 

[MechDX]

PDS ‏@PatDStat 1h
Brandon Brooks controlling Watt again on 1 on 1s. #Texans

Time to cut Watt. Sorry ass sconi bum!

 

[Greg]

I'd like to see all of your avatars to date, including sadrodgers.jpg

here's most of them - I saved them last season when someone asked the same thing

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

:jnc

Amazing.