drunk thread again

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Made out with this one chick at the bar. When I left she was about to get laid out by somr random dudes. She's married and her hubby is out of jail soon.

I should have fucked her but some random tagged it. Kissing and feeling her was nice tho.
 
Dang, maybe not a good idea to drink until 4AM last night. Now I'm at work all discombobulated trying to repair my brain with caffeine.

I'm a bad person. I can't stop coughing.
 
Dang, maybe not a good idea to drink until 4AM last night. Now I'm at work all discombobulated trying to repair my brain with caffeine.

I'm a bad person. I can't stop coughing.

finally, your evil is catching up to you.

been a while since i posted here, time to read backwards
 
Man I need a drink. :(
Be safe. I've been praying for you.

I'm probaby going out biking and drinking again tonight. I'm zonked from last night but I can't just rot in my fucking apartment. Hopefully I don't collapse or something.

I think I have hypertension.
 
You should go somewhere away from everything when temptation creeps. Like one of your cottages or whatever.

Have to go to a meeting tomorrow so I can't go away. To make things a little funny, I called the restaurant tomorrow and told them I would be coming. All waiters are to switch any drink order I give them with tonic water and lime. Gotta keep the client thinking I'm drinking with them.
 
Be safe. I've been praying for you.

I'm probaby going out biking and drinking again tonight. I'm zonked from last night but I can't just rot in my fucking apartment. Hopefully I don't collapse or something.

I think I have hypertension.
I'm seriously debating going to our town's crappy bar tonight. If I walk it'll give me enough time to realize how bad of an idea it is and just eat pizza and drink beer at this other place instead.
 
Have to go to a meeting tomorrow so I can't go away. To make things a little funny, I called the restaurant tomorrow and told them I would be coming. All waiters are to switch any drink order I give them with tonic water and lime. Gotta keep the client thinking I'm drinking with them.
This is balling. Stay strong minus.
 
Aint nothing wrong with being romantic.

Unless you got a crazy one and she's all "choke me", I wasted so much time with my rico suave angle
 
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