Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa

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Something seemed off in this picture....
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So I investigated! This is what I found
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The tip of her index finger is missing
 

Demon Ice

Banned
My girlfriend just looked over my shoulder, saw this thread, said the pics in the OP weren't that hard to believe, and that Islandhead, I quote directly, "Probably looks like that kid and is jelly."
 
My girlfriend just looked over my shoulder, saw this thread, said the pics in the OP weren't that hard to believe, and that Islandhead, I quote directly, "Probably looks like that kid and is jelly."

Your gf seems to have all the answers. Ask her how to solve the debt situation and what to do about Syria.
 
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Figured people would take her at her world since most of GAF seems to treat girls like unicorns and other mythical and mysterious beings.
I'm going to need to see some photos of you and this said 'female'. Preferably RAW output with single light sources and a timestamp with 2 forms of identification.
 

No Love

Banned
Haha...me too.



She's digging up our passports, I'm looking up pics of the faked moon landing to use as reference to build a stage real quick.

Twist: your girlfriend is the girl I had a 3some with.

Extra twist: I am the UPS guy that keeps leaving packages at your house.

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Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
Phew just caught up! IslandHead swooping in with the knowledge. I am intrigued.

Also WHAT THE HOLY FUCK at the reddit story, omg. I'm going to go read the whole thing now. Ossim.

IslandHead keep digging :p
 

No Love

Banned
Phew just caught up! IslandHead swooping in with the knowledge. I am intrigued.

Also WHAT THE HOLY FUCK at the reddit story, omg. I'm going to go read the whole thing now. Ossim.

IslandHead keep digging :p

Holy shit, I just felt my Spidey-Sense tingling.

What if IslandHead is the kid from OP, and he's just sending us all in the wrong direction? In reality, he's on Hawaii (an island) getting "head" from all these girls right now while posting on GAF.
 
As I continue my investigation, I realized something else about the mirror picture which further indicates that is is photoshopped.

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The bathroom counter is all off.

Compare it to this:
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The edge of the sink to the end of the counter seems off.

The faucet seems to be too long

All the angles are off. If you look at the angle of the camera, and imaging the light hitting the mirror, it reflection of the faucet would be different

Given the angle he is holding the camera and his distance from the mirror it is unlikely the the bathroom counter would even be in the frame.

There doesn't appear to be anything separating the mirror from the counter, which is abnormal.

Look at these Selfies as a comparison

And given how the counter and sink are shown in the image you would expect it to look like this
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See how much of the counter is in the image. This is due to the difference in angle and distance from the mirror, also note that the faucet is in the image unlike the other examples. However, in the picture taken by Chris, the faucet is also showing, which is bizarre given that the angle of the camera matches the first set of selfies much better than the above image.
Going back the fotoforensics image
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There appears to be a lot of abnormal rainbowing at the edge of the counter.

This may indicate that the bathroom counter is photoshopped in the picture.

If anyone has an Iphone, could they do some field tests? It would great if someone could test if it possible to take such a photo with the phone at that angle and at a similar distance from the mirror.
 

Demon Ice

Banned
Reddit thread AAAAAHHHHHHHH FOREVER UNCLEAN I guess I'm glad he's ok

Him and his mom didn't stop when he healed from his injuries haha


Edit: IslandHead is reminding me of that guy that flipped out in the Uncharted 1 thread because the iron bars in the game didn't have the proper amount of rust that would realistically correlate with the salt levels found in tropical waters. Did the whole analysis with global salinity reports and everything.
 

Stet

Banned
I've solved the mystery. As it turns out, that kid and IslandHead are the last two male human beings alive. The choice was obvious.
 

Trojita

Rapid Response Threadmaker
Looking through the images in the OP I noticed some were JPEGs! Thus, we can use fotofrorensics.com!

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If you compare the edge of the both of their shirts you can tell he was photoshopped in the image. The uniform rainbowing around the two subjects is indicative of a photo that has been manipulated, one compiled from multiple sources. This is most apparent on the top of his shoulders.

One thing I don't get is, and bare with me here, the picture is crooked.

He is standing straight, the iPhone is upright, and the room is crooked in the shot. How? Is what we must ask ourselves today.

All I'm saying is if Chewacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
 

Demon Ice

Banned
I don't know whose pulling off the more successful fake troll. The kid in the pics or island in this thread.

You really, really want the kid to be fake, huh

He is standing straight, the iPhone is upright, and the room is crooked in the shot. How? Is what we must ask ourselves today.
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Not...sure....if...serious....

(The iphone is taking the picture so no matter how crooked the picture is it's going to be oriented around the iphone)
 

G-Fex

Member
I too have come to a epiphany.

I realized that the "Comments" left by the "Girls" on "Facebook" are conjured up by not those female ladies.

But rather by someone else, possibly the boy himself.

The profiles and their friend list or whomever are just as real as they are which isn't at all. Make up multiple accounts. Their pictures? Those are well detailed rotoscoped drawings.
 

Septimius

Junior Member
I too have come to a epiphany.

I realized that the "Comments" left by the "Girls" on "Facebook" are conjured up by not those female ladies.

But rather by someone else, possibly the boy himself.

The profiles and their friend list or whomever are just as real as they are which isn't at all. Make up multiple accounts. Their pictures? Those are well detailed rotoscoped drawings.

FINALLY, a theory worth listening to.
 
You really, really want the kid to be fake, huh

Which seems more believable to you. This guy is friends with a bunch of chicks and they're comfortable taking these pics with him because he's at max friend zone level or he's a playboy who is seeing multiple girls at the same time?

Just like I don't believe IslandHead is being serious with his posts. The most reasonable explanation is usually the right one.
 

Demon Ice

Banned
Which seems more believable to you. This guy is friends with a bunch of chicks and they're comfortable taking these pics with him because he's at max friend zone level or he's a playboy who is seeing multiple girls at the same time?

Never seen friendzoned guys kissing the girls they're friendzoned with but maybe I went to weird schools. I'm not gonna go and say he's banging every single one of those girls but I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's been with / is currently with one or two of them at least.

I know some absolutely gorgeous girls that are with very average or even below average looking guys. It's not that uncommon.
 
Never seen friendzoned guys kissing the girls they're friendzoned with but maybe I went to weird schools. I'm not gonna go and say he's banging every single one of those girls but I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's been with / is currently with one or two of them at least.

I wouldn't be surprised if all he did was kiss these girls for these pictures.
 

Arkos

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If anything here can be "confirmed," I think it was bi

Never seen friendzoned guys kissing the girls they're friendzoned with but maybe I went to weird schools. I'm not gonna go and say he's banging every single one of those girls but I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's been with / is currently with one or two of them at least.

I know some absolutely gorgeous girls that are with very average or even below average looking guys. It's not that uncommon.

I will say that I immediately noticed that all of the kisses seem to be pecks. #HaterGAF (no I'm pulling for #teamreal!)
 

Demon Ice

Banned
I wouldn't be surprised if all he did was kiss these girls for these pictures.

If you say so. I'd dig through my FB for pics of some seriously unbalanced couples but I don't want to give CreeperGAF more practice for their vaunted detective skills. Plus I doubt you'd be convinced.
 

Bleepey

Member
I think he is the non threatening gay guy who girls make out with for fun. Oh and no I am not jealous. But if they are his conquests good for him.
 
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