Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa

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G-Fex

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I know right. The thing about the goofy guys getting the pretty girls only happens in like cartoons and tv shows. Mostly in comedy ones! THIS IS REAL LIFE!
 
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Sats

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Devolution said:
Still more action than a bunch of people getting mad at the thought of this kid's success.
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oh definitely.

If a girl is willing to put her lips on yours, for whatever reason, you have to be doing SOMETHING right.

I'm honestly baffled that some guys here have never gotten a peck or kiss from their female friends. I do it all the time.
 
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Devolution said:
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how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG
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Did you inspect her under-garments? Is she under arrest?
 
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Sats said:
oh definitely.

If a girl is willing to put her lips on yours, for whatever reason, you have to be doing SOMETHING right.

I'm honestly baffled that some guys here have never gotten a peck or kiss from their female friends. I do it all the time.
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TELL ME WHAT ITS LIKE.

Does it feel like a cotton ball or like a marshmallow touching your lips?
 
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johnny_park

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Sats said:
oh definitely.

If a girl is willing to put her lips on yours, for whatever reason, you have to be doing SOMETHING right.

I'm honestly baffled that some guys here have never gotten a peck or kiss from their female friends. I do it all the time.
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Can I be your friend?
 
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Mr. Nobody said:
TELL ME WHAT ITS LIKE.

Does it feel like a cotton ball or like a marshmallow touching your lips?
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Here's a tip. Be bold.

Unless your female friend is super prude or shy, it'll usually work, if you are a cool guy and she isn't a bitch.

Next time she asks you for a piece of your gum, or some of your chips, respond with "I'll give it to you for a kiss."

She'll probably scoff, roll her eyes, and then give you one. Or she won't. Worth a shot.
 
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G-Fex

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Sats said:
Here's a tip. Be bold.

Unless your female friend is super prude or shy, it'll usually work, if you are a cool guy and she isn't a bitch.

Next time she asks you for a piece of your gum, or some of your chips, respond with "I'll give it to you for a kiss."

She'll probably scoff, roll her eyes, and then give you one. Or she won't. Worth a shot.
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wait wait wait hold on hold on

female...friend? They have those now?
 
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Rayis

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What this kid needs to do to be the ultimate winner is to take pics with hot guys too, Proving he can get hot guys AND girls making him the most swagtastic human being on the planet.
 
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Enduin

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Sats said:
Here's a tip. Be bold.

Unless your female friend is super prude or shy, it'll usually work, if you are a cool guy and she isn't a bitch.

Next time she asks you for a piece of your gum, or some of your chips, respond with "I'll give it to you for a kiss."

She'll probably scoff, roll her eyes, and then give you one. Or she won't. Worth a shot.
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I knew a kid who did this, except he would ask for BJs, for like anything. It never happened.
 
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SeanR1221

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Sats said:
oh definitely.

If a girl is willing to put her lips on yours, for whatever reason, you have to be doing SOMETHING right.

I'm honestly baffled that some guys here have never gotten a peck or kiss from their female friends. I do it all the time.
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MIMIC

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IslandHead said:
I've devised a new means to analyze these photographs by examining the the pupils of each subject. By drawing hypothetical paths of light, one can use the pupils to predict the location of the camera, assuming the subject is looking into the camera.

The results are startling!
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As you can see, the individual known as "Chris" appears to be looking into a different camera, than the other two subjects.

This other anomalies such as the harsh rainbow edges, abnormal shadows produced by the starbuck's cup, would indicate that image may have been photoshopped.

Rainbow edges:
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Abnormal Shadow:
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Can someone tell me what is going on here? Is this trolling, or real? I'd rather spare myself the effort of figuring it out.
 
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Sats

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MIMIC said:
Can someone tell me what is going on here? Is this trolling, or real? I'd rather spare myself the effort of figuring it out.
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Do you mean the detective work or the photos themselves?

Yes, to the former, inconclusive to the latter.
 
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shira

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IslandHead said:
Looking through the images in the OP I noticed some were JPEGs! Thus, we can use fotofrorensics.com!

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If you compare the edge of the both of their shirts you can tell he was photoshopped in the image. The uniform rainbowing around the two subjects is indicative of a photo that has been manipulated, one compiled from multiple sources. This is most apparent on the top of his shoulders.
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Sats said:
I just realized another clue, pointing to computer manipulation, detective.

I work at a Starbucks, at that straw looks way too long for that Venti cup. Too long to be able to reach all the way from the bottom to the top, and still have that much reach.
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Good catch

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The girls coffee appears to be a grande, so that whole drink appears to be to large
 
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Sats

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DR2K said:
He's gotten farther than some on the internet.
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Guys, pro tip.

Whip out your penis in front of every girl you meet.

If you are big, she will instantly fuck you right there.

If you are small, you'll get to see her cute laugh.

Win/Win
 
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No Love

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Sats said:
Guys, pro tip.

Whip out your penis in front of every girl you meet.

If you are big, she will instantly fuck you right there.

If you are small, you'll get to see her cute laugh.

Win/Win
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Do I have to get it hard first? Or whip it out and show her the grower?
 
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DR2K

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Sats said:
Guys, pro tip.

Whip out your penis in front of every girl you meet.

If you are big, she will instantly fuck you right there.

If you are small, you'll get to see her cute laugh.

Win/Win
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This happens more often than you think, but I'm just being facetious.
 
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Sato Koiji

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Just when I was about to start eating my Saturday Spaghetti I stumble across this fuckin' monster thread.

I need explanations...alot of em'.
 
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Rayis said:
What this kid needs to do to be the ultimate winner is to take pics with hot guys too, Proving he can get hot guys AND girls making him the most swagtastic human being on the planet.
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He can probably do that. I wish I can though.

I'm not white enough...
 
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Days like these...

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My apologies if this observation has been made but I see people criticizing those who don't believe/don't want to believe this kid can get those girls. Fair enough, but what of those posters who just as badly believe or want to believe that this kid is actually dipping in each everyone them girls' guts? I think it speaks volumes of them. Why would a normal, well adjusted person so desperately and giddily want this to be true? I think a lot of gaffers are living vicariously through this kid and even if this is true dream on as its the closest many of you will ever get.
 
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E92 M3

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Days like these... said:
My apologies if this observation has been made but I see people criticizing those who don't believe/don't want to believe this kid can get those girls. Fair enough, but what of those posters who just as badly believe or want to believe that this kid is actually dipping in each everyone them girls' guts? I think it speaks volumes of them. Why would a normal, well adjusted person so desperately and giddily want this to be true? I think a lot of gaffers are living vicariously through this kid and even if this is true dream on as its the closest many of you will ever get.
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teh_pwn

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I'm not placing bets one way or another. However, I'm highly skeptical. Not many charismatic, good looking people go through that many people that fast in such a short amount of time. We know it's a short amount of time because it's a kid. If it were 2 years we'd see it.

Not sure why there's jealously either. These girls are kids. Like 14-15.
 
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Days like these... said:
My apologies if this observation has been made but I see people criticizing those who don't believe/don't want to believe this kid can get those girls. Fair enough, but what of those posters who just as badly believe or want to believe that this kid is actually dipping in each everyone them girls' guts? I think it speaks volumes of them. Why would a normal, well adjusted person so desperately and giddily want this to be true? I think a lot of gaffers are living vicariously through this kid and even if this is true dream on as its the closest many of you will ever get.
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Days like these... said:
Not sure what you're trying to get at as for me I have a girlfriend and 3 yr old little girl.
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Just being playful in the spirit of this wonderful thread.
 
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