Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa

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Timurid said:
Pfft. I can smell the jealously.
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As lame as my life is, I wouldn't trade it for this kid's. I'm a very different person than this guy.

1. I'm not into saying stuff like "Throw Back with this beautiful crazy hoe."

2. I have different taste in women. The makeup-heavy, flirty look isn't for me. I'm not denying that I would bang, but these girls look like what Louis C.K. calls "the hot girl at the bar". I shouldn't judge on appearances, but...they seem really ditzy and intellectually vapid.

But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies.

Holy crap is that Bodybuilding thread terrifying. They also fit right into the Louis C.K. bit: "dudes that didn't get laid."
 
Toparaman said:
As lame as my life is, I wouldn't trade it for this kid's. I'm a very different person than this guy.

1. I'm not into saying stuff like "Throw Back with this beautiful crazy hoe."

2. I have different taste in women. The makeup-heavy, flirty look isn't for me. I'm not denying that I would bang, but these girls look like what Louis C.K. calls "the hot girl at the bar". I shouldn't judge on appearances, but...they seem really ditzy and intellectually vapid.

But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies.
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You can totally tell this from pics.

Sharpless intellect.
 
Toparaman said:
As lame as my life is, I wouldn't trade it for this kid's. I'm a very different person than this guy.

1. I'm not into saying stuff like "Throw Back with this beautiful crazy hoe."

2. I have different taste in women. The makeup-heavy, flirty look isn't for me. I'm not denying that I would bang, but these girls look like what Louis C.K. calls "the hot girl at the bar". I shouldn't judge on appearances, but...they seem really ditzy and intellectually vapid.

But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies.
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So you'd rather sit up on there on your lonely ivory tower than throw back with a beautiful crazy ho? I think you're the one who's crazy.
 
Toparaman said:
As lame as my life is, I wouldn't trade it for this kid's. I'm a very different person than this guy.

1. I'm not into saying stuff like "Throw Back with this beautiful crazy hoe."

2. I have different taste in women. The makeup-heavy, flirty look isn't for me. I'm not denying that I would bang, but these girls look like what Louis C.K. calls "the hot girl at the bar". I shouldn't judge on appearances, but...they seem really ditzy and intellectually vapid.

But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies.

Holy crap is that Bodybuilding thread terrifying. They also fit right into the Louis C.K. bit: "dudes that didn't get laid."
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Saw this in another thread, the Denialist seemed to fit this post to a T. :o
 
I don't understand why anyone would be jealous. Hell I wish it was true. You know how many times I've seen a guy like this kid get instantly shot down before he even says a word because of his appearance? It's so uncommon that we got a big ass thread and all this hoopla over him being in the same picture as these girls. Who doesn't want to think that even a fat guy with glasses and acne and bad hair could be some kind of player.

But all signs point to this being nothing more than overblown responses to some harmless pictures.
 
Devolution said:
You can totally tell this from pics.

Sharpless intellect.
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Just my personal stereotyping and biases. Total conjecture, I know.

akachan ningen said:
So you'd rather sit up on there on your lonely ivory tower than throw back with a beautiful crazy ho? I think you're the one who's crazy.
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I am definitely a little crazy. But yeah, I would. I don't get lonely easily. What I primarily meant though is that I wouldn't call anyone a "beautiful crazy ho". That's just...stupid.

NoLoveForFailWheelDrive said:
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Saw this in another thread, the Denialist seemed to fit this post to a T. :o
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You didn't read my post too well. I said "But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies." How is that a superiority complex?
 
Toparaman said:
You didn't read my post too well. I said "But I have nothing against the kid or the girls. We all have different life philosophies." How is that a superiority complex?
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How do you know these girls aren't headed to Stanford or UCLA? I've known tons of beautiful, 'make-up heavy and flirty girls' who are not ditzy and intellectually vapid. Girls that get done up and like to flirt and that are beautiful can't be smart, sassy, and sharp as a whip?
 
SteveWinwood said:
how do any of you people have lives
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I dream dreams. These dreams are separate lives. Adventures, exploration, fantastic worlds, all in my head.

Insanity? If it is, then let it embrace me. Let it's sweet venom dull me into the endless sleep, into the once endless void, filled with the natural and the existential. Depression? Nay, that does not touch me there. For I can and am anything that my mind decides. A flim that plays out night by night, engulfing me with the sweet sweet liquor of my mind. That is my life, and one day I shall grasp it and unleash it upon my reality, whether to provide sustenance in an art form or to show the world that there's something to dream about.

You question how we have lives, and I reflect back onto you, how can you call your day to day 'life' when it is so dull to the imaginative wonders of ones mind.
 
ThroneZwei said:
I dream dreams. These dreams are separate lives. Adventures, exploration, fantastic worlds, all in my head.

Insanity? If it is, then let it embrace me. Let it's sweet venom dull me into the endless sleep, into the once endless void, filled with the natural and the existential. Depression? Nay, that does not touch me there. For I can and am anything that my mind decides. A flim that plays out night by night, engulfing me with the sweet sweet liquor of my mind. That is my life, and one day I shall grasp it and unleash it upon my reality, whether to provide sustenance in an art form or to show the world that there's something to dream about.

You question how we have lives, and I reflect back onto you, how can you call your day to day 'life' when it is so dull to the imaginative wonders of ones mind.
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you got me
 
NoLoveForFailWheelDrive said:
How do you know these girls aren't headed to Stanford or UCLA? I've known tons of beautiful, 'make-up heavy and flirty girls' who are not ditzy and intellectually vapid. Girls that get done up and like to flirt and that are beautiful can't be smart, sassy, and sharp as a whip?
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I don't even know why it matters. Does he have girls take some quiz before he gropes them?
 
NoLoveForFailWheelDrive said:
How do you know these girls aren't headed to Stanford or UCLA? I've known tons of beautiful, 'make-up heavy and flirty girls' who are not ditzy and intellectually vapid. Girls that get done up and like to flirt and that are beautiful can't be smart, sassy, and sharp as a whip?
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You're right. My bad. My own personal tastes got in the way I suppose. I'm very reserved about my own sexuality, despite not being religious, so I guess I like that in women as well.
 
ThroneZwei said:
I dream dreams. These dreams are separate lives. Adventures, exploration, fantastic worlds, all in my head.

Insanity? If it is, then let it embrace me. Let it's sweet venom dull me into the endless sleep, into the once endless void, filled with the natural and the existential. Depression? Nay, that does not touch me there. For I can and am anything that my mind decides. A flim that plays out night by night, engulfing me with the sweet sweet liquor of my mind. That is my life, and one day I shall grasp it and unleash it upon my reality, whether to provide sustenance in an art form or to show the world that there's something to dream about.

You question how we have lives, and I reflect back onto you, how can you call your day to day 'life' when it is so dull to the imaginative wonders of ones mind.
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When you're sleeping, there's no lonely times. There's just dreams.

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well you aren't bitter or dumb, just feeling sorry for yourself. Go force yourself to be social. Go to cons or other large gathers that interest you. Unless you're a total hosebeast you will find success. Even if you are a total hosebeast you can find sucess.

Depressed people can have sex, too.

SteveWinwood said:
what kind of virgin are you macuser ?
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The phoney. It's all a lie.
 
WillyFive said:
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genius.

tho, I don t care for the truth.
girls this age are hormonally unbalanced sexually attractive monster babies wanna be older persons.


fuck me if I know a thing about why they do/don t.

I d rather check such a feel good thread rather than depressing manslaughter stuff.

kid is bacon beacon of light
 
IslandHead said:
Yep,
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If you draw lines from their pupils you can see that they are focusing on two different objects!
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Something about her face... it looks slightly airbrushed. It at least seems to be of a different image quality than the dudes face, like her face and hair belong in a different environment than the rest of the pic. Her face looks flatter compared to his.
 
Stevetopsy said:
Something about her face... it looks slightly airbrushed. It at least seems to be of a different image quality than the dudes face, like her face and hair belong in a different environment than the rest of the pic. Her face looks flatter compared to his.
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She has a ton of makeup on. I think that's what makes it look like that.
 
W-w...w-what if this thread is the one that is Photoshopped? Each new post is just another layer in Bodybuilding_forum_loses_its_shit_over_average_kid-s_amazing_love_life._44_Page_Threa.psd
 
ThroneZwei said:
I dream dreams. These dreams are separate lives. Adventures, exploration, fantastic worlds, all in my head.

Insanity? If it is, then let it embrace me. Let it's sweet venom dull me into the endless sleep, into the once endless void, filled with the natural and the existential. Depression? Nay, that does not touch me there. For I can and am anything that my mind decides. A flim that plays out night by night, engulfing me with the sweet sweet liquor of my mind. That is my life, and one day I shall grasp it and unleash it upon my reality, whether to provide sustenance in an art form or to show the world that there's something to dream about.

You question how we have lives, and I reflect back onto you, how can you call your day to day 'life' when it is so dull to the imaginative wonders of ones mind.
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Wow.

You sound like someone that will one day write someone a crown of sonnets.
 
Days like these... said:
My apologies if this observation has been made but I see people criticizing those who don't believe/don't want to believe this kid can get those girls. Fair enough, but what of those posters who just as badly believe or want to believe that this kid is actually dipping in each everyone them girls' guts? I think it speaks volumes of them. Why would a normal, well adjusted person so desperately and giddily want this to be true? I think a lot of gaffers are living vicariously through this kid and even if this is true dream on as its the closest many of you will ever get.
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Because he's the hero we deserve.
 
lol the Why Me? Sounds a lot like me... :( Except for the do nothing all day part and falling in love with every girl that I meet / see... other than that it's pretty much me. Creepy.
 
This thread.

I don't even

It's like the creme de la creme of white knights gathering anno 2013 in here.

Dudes, don't eat sour apples and too much salt. Let the guy be.
 
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