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[Rentahamster]

You fucking idiots, the bathroom pic isn't 'shopped, and the "evidence" for it is ridiculous.

 

[Avixph]

Can this photo be analyzed?

 

[Westlo]

Holy shit, can't fucking breathe.

 

[dan2026]

This kid is my personal enemy, my nemesis.

I will not rest until every last smear of him has been wiped from this earth.

He must die by my hand.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Can this photo be analyzed?

It's a vizsla, the best kind of dog.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

It's a vizsla, the best kind of dog.

It's ugly.

 

[IslandHead]

Can this photo be analyzed?

It seems legit :S

 

[Mistah]

So... is it legit or fake now ? as I can't go trough all the page's as I only got 7mb left of bandwidth and know you gaf you guys love GIFS.

 

[IslandHead]

Look at this! He took that floor bit and put it at the edge of his gigantic penis!

If you look the bulge in isolation, you can tell it is just a fold in the pant leg and nothing else.

 

[SteveWinwood]

It's ugly.

youre ugly

 

[LakeEarth]

Saw this in another thread, the Denialist seemed to fit this post to a T.

I was so the "Romeo" back in the day.

 

[Anteo]

You know what? Screw this. Lets start with the pool.
#TeamCG

 

[Toa TAK]

I've gone through all 29 pages and I still don't know what's going on anymore.

 

[E92 M3]

Can this photo be analyzed?

/slayed

 

[Yellowflashdude]

Imo, the reason why so many girls find it so comfortable to hang out with him is because he doesn't seem intimidating and with that, probably assuming that he won't take advantage of them. The added bonus of having confidence and sense of humour probably helps a lot too.
Pop culture like superbad help push the notion that hanging out with nerds aren't so 'un-cool' anymore.
Knew a kid just like him.

 

[Sorian]

You know what? Screw this. Lets start with the pool.
#TeamCG

Brother! You have my sword.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

You know what? Screw this. Lets start with the pool.
#TeamCG

If you mean #teamshop then yeah the closer I look it does seem there are some inconsistencies.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This thread has more posts than the body building thread.

YES WE WIN

 

[maquiladora]

YES WE WIN

Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average length thread on 'some fucking gaming forum lol' having more posts than their amazing threads . 66 Page Threa

.

 

[Sato Koiji]

Is it shopped or not?

Because such scenario is actually realistic. I know most of you geeks wish it wasnt but reality hits ya like a right hook right uppercut Tyson style combo in your face.

All the more power to people with game and know how to entertain and conduct themselves with the better gender of this earth; from a males perspective of course .

 

[Days like these...]

The better gender? Lol don't put it on a pedestal brah!

 

[freenudemacusers]

better gender

=

 

[dragonelite]

Dang misc keeps on rustling jimmies everywhere..

 

[hey_monkey]

Him and his mom didn't stop when he healed from his injuries haha


Edit: IslandHead is reminding me of that guy that flipped out in the Uncharted 1 thread because the iron bars in the game didn't have the proper amount of rust that would realistically correlate with the salt levels found in tropical waters. Did the whole analysis with global salinity reports and everything.

Maybe I should go to gaming more often. That is amazing.

 

[hey_monkey]

No, you're totally right. The people in this thread saying "girls don't kiss their friendzone'd guys like that", are pretty much wrong. I do it, my other female friends do it. We kiss. But we don't fucking attack you with our mouths.

Everything about the girl's body language is the kind of passive, distant, "aww" just friends kiss.

Something I noticed about girls and kissing, at least with myself. When we are holding the guy's face, we can either actually HOLD it, as in, wrap our fingers around the curve of his cheeks and jaw, so we have some kind of grip. This usually means we are into it.

This photo is doing the exact opposite. Her fingers are outstretched, just touching his face, like she is trying to keep him at a pre-approved kissing distance.

Late, but yes, this. She is about to giggle, too. It's just for fun. At least, that's how it looks.

Doesn't mean he isn't having a good time. I got no feels either way, except that the thread is hilarious, amazing, etc. Have had it open on my phone since the beginning, reading here and there for so many lulz.

 

[akira28]

Maybe I should go to gaming more often. That is amazing.

That's what that was about? Because that shit was incredible.

This thread ends up on Kotaku next.

 

[Winterfang]

I went from the "Why Me" to "The Phoney" To finally having sex. The romeo reminds me of Gaf, every time there's some sexual advice.

 

[Demon Ice]

Maybe I should go to gaming more often. That is amazing.

That's what that was about? Because that shit was incredible.

This thread ends up on Kotaku next.

I wish I could remember the dude's username. His tag linked to that post.

Yixan? Yixian? Something like that?

 

[Deified Data]

All I have to contribute is that IslandHead needs Member status and a tag ASAP. He's worthy.

 

[Toparaman]

You know what? Screw this. Lets start with the pool.
#TeamCG

 

[yarden24]

Guys, pro tip.

Whip out your penis in front of every girl you meet.

If you are big, she will instantly fuck you right there.

If you are small, you'll get to see her cute laugh.

Win/Win

there was actually a guy who did that to lots of girls in the neighborhood i live in..

the police did not like your pro tip.

 

[freenudemacusers]

there was actually a guy who did that to lots of girls in the neighborhood i live in now..

the police did not agree with your pro tip.

cops sound like betas

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

cops sound like betas

Pigs just a bunch of overcompensating mothafuckas. I know what that baton really represents! Your penis substitute!

 

[Sorian]

cops sound like betas

Hell yeah they do. Dude should have whipped out on them too and slapped them with it.

 

[dragonelite]

Hell yeah they do. Dude should have whipped out on them too and slapped them with it.

Would have payed quality money too see that.

 

[nitewulf]

Chill bro he didn't really land those girls.

no shit! he is just posting pics with girls...he ain't a pornstar! i wish he was landing them though, to drive a bunch of meat heads up the wall...that's almost the best thing. ever.

 

[Godslay]

Kid is a Bronco fan, it tends to happen to us.

 

[akira28]

I wish I could remember the dude's username. His tag linked to that post.

Yixan? Yixian? Something like that?

I don't know but I was legitimately dumbfounded when in a gaming thread I was looking at salinity graphs and HD photos of Carribbean ruins and partially submerged walls, with him talking about how they were raising money to replace the gates, and focusing on the color and grit on the bars. And just pages and pages of people making fun of him....

I was completely sober and that thread made me feel like I was stoned.

 

[InfiniteBento]

I've gone through all 29 pages and I still don't know what's going on anymore.

This exactly.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Kid is a Bronco fan, it tends to happen to us.

hold up, is that the secret?

 

[Godslay]

hold up, is that the secret?

It really is that easy.

 

[IslandHead]

Kid is a Bronco fan, it tends to happen to us.

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

 

[freenudemacusers]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

You just lost a fan. Good day sir.

 

[Shaanyboi]

The hero gaf deserves.

all that needs to be said...

fucking bravo

 

[Godslay]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

Going down this route? Good call.

 

[G-Fex]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

oh you're one of those people

get out and run back to beckhams bosom you fraud

 

[SuperSah]

Who says you have to be attractive to have a pretty/attractive partner?

 

[Arkos]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

 

[IslandHead]

I don't like the sport is that a crime?

 

[Gorillaz]

American Football should be renamed handegg, and then never played again....

now this thread is getting somewhere