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[Starphoenix]

Raiders CB Taiwan Jones jumping over a car for $200.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1753287-oakland-raiders-cb-taiwan-jones-jumps-over-car-to-win-bet

Has to do something to take away the reminder he is a part of the Raiders organization.

 

[chuckddd]

Fucking Brits ruin everything.

Although this kind of makes me wonder what kind of cover ups are going on regularly in the league.

So typical. Can't just be the Pats, everyone else must be doing it, too! All teams have a pcp addicted, practice missing, homicidal ex-gata on the roster!

Allow me to quote chan: Pat fans are the worst.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Raiders CB Taiwan Jones jumping over a car for $200.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1753287-oakland-raiders-cb-taiwan-jones-jumps-over-car-to-win-bet

Awesome!

Who wants to pay me 200 bucks to jump a car? I'm sure I can do it. How hard can it be?

 

[Squall ASF]

thats loser talk the entire NFC East could have losing records and there would still lots of hate. Look at the cowboys and skins they suck(ed) ass and that rivalry was pretty one sided for still is i guess but still lots of hate

I didn't say it didn't exist, there's plenty of hate if you're in the stadium when division games are going on, the energy is kicked up another notch and the players get more violent and incur more penalties. It's certainly there, I just personally don't consider it a good rivalry unless both teams are really competing. It's so much more meaningful if you prevent them from getting into the playoffs or knock them out of it.

i feel like the niners/cards rivalry was much more heated when the cards were good and we were bad because at that time our team was feisty and would beat the cards most of the time, but never manage to win the division. that is what can cause hatred. but when one team is winning the head to head AND winning the division then it makes it difficult to have any type of hatred.

i actually don't hate the seahawks, we've beaten them the majority of the time since cheatin' pete has come around (even with dingleberry!) but i don't like to see cheating teams in my division so that is where the majority of the animosity comes from.

Agree. I want us to get competitive again and rekindle that rivalry. If we blow bad enough to get Teddy next draft and he's the real deal, it can happen sooner than we anticipate.

 

[Fox318]

Awesome!

Who wants to pay me 200 bucks to jump a car? I'm sure I can do it. How hard can it be?

Matchbox or hot wheels?

 

[Hitokage]

thats loser talk the entire NFC East could have losing records and there would still lots of hate. Look at the cowboys and skins they suck(ed) ass and that rivlary was pretty one sided for still is i guess but still lots of hate

Well, also throw in the Carroll/Harbaugh rivalry into the mix.

 

[WedgeX]

Ziggy Ansah has been missing in action from Lions practices, and from the trip to Buffalo, since he was hit by a block from one of the linemen during a non-padded practice. Local press is speculating he suffered a concussion. I hope the concussion curse doesn't visit the Lions again. Losing Best was bad enough.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So typical. Can't just be the Pats, everyone else must be doing it, too! All teams have a pcp addicted, practice missing, homicidal ex-gata on the roster!

Allow me to quote chan: Pat fans are the worst.

At least the face of our franchise isnt a rapist.

 

[WedgeX]

At least the face of our franchise isnt a rapist.

This is too easy.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Matchbox or hot wheels?

Both. I'll even stack them.

I'm just that damn athletic.

 

[Buckethead]

Best had that at Cal. Was always a risk.

Wouldn't worry about it for Reachsah.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Surprise surprise Pats exposed as a criminal organization.

 

[chuckddd]

At least the face of our franchise isnt a rapist.

Whatever, every quarterback is a rapist.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Whatever, every quarterback is a rapist.

Brady never raped anyone. Or Tebow.


Mallet maybe.

 

[bionic77]

congrats brah!

i always see people talking about having kids or after they've had kids and then their parents watch them. i'm worried because if i ever have kids i really don't have much family. my mom isn't any any physical or mental condition to where i would trust her alone with kids and my wifes parents live hours away so it's not realistic on a daily basis. maybe i will hire some NFL-agers to watch FMT jr. while i work during the day

We are in the same boat. That plus twins means Mr. and Mrs. bionic went a little bit crazy. But you will make it through.

Eff JNC's advice about making the baby sleep in their own room is very smart. As a first parent if you don't have a mom around the hardest thing is not knowing what the fuck you are doing. You should enjoy the first 6 months as they are cake, especially if your kid is a good sleeper, but you won't and you will worry about dumb shit that doesn't matter like big turds or any small change.

Also get your kids on real solids as quickly as possible. Life is much easier once your kid is eating table food. Try to avoid baby food. It's easier at first but a bigger pain later. That's usually a good rule of thumb for being a parent.

 

[ChanHuk]

Brady never raped anyone. Or Tebow.


Mallet maybe.

Shut up Gata, people on here been too nice too you lately since I haven't been around. Filthy creature.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Brady never raped anyone. Or Tebow.


Mallet maybe.

Brady raped men's fashion with his obsession with Uggs.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Shut up Gata, people on here been too nice too you lately since I haven't been around. Filthy creature.

go home chan and eat some fried dick liver.

 

[bionic77]

Shut up Gata, people on here been too nice too you lately since I haven't been around. Filthy creature.

That reminds me. For new parents do the opposite of whatever the fuck Gata's parents did. We don't need more of "those".

 

[JABEE]

I hope Goodell suspends Belichick. He should be banned from the league.

 

[ChanHuk]

That reminds me. For new parents do the opposite of whatever the fuck Gata's parents did. We don't need more of "those".

You fail as a parent and a human being if you raise your child to be a Pats fan. Especially one that's secretly a Jags fan. Fuckin filth.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That reminds me. For new parents do the opposite of whatever the fuck Gata's parents did. We don't need more of "those".

At least I didnt turn out to be a rapist cheering greasy lawyer casual Steeler fan.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Brady raped men's fashion with his obsession with Uggs.

Uggs are haute couture, just like Brady. His face is sculpted by the Gods.

 

[JABEE]

At least I didnt turn out to be a rapist cheering greasy lawyer casual Steeler fan.

There is still hope for you, Gata. Turn your back on The Patriot Way. Jump on the Jags bandwagon. Blaine Gabbert isn't the hero you deserve. He's the hero you need right now.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

i feel like the niners/cards rivalry was much more heated when the cards were good and we were bad because at that time our team was feisty and would beat the cards most of the time, but never manage to win the division. that is what can cause hatred. but when one team is winning the head to head AND winning the division then it makes it difficult to have any type of hatred.

i actually don't hate the seahawks, we've beaten them the majority of the time since cheatin' pete has come around (even with dingleberry!) but i don't like to see cheating teams in my division so that is where the majority of the animosity comes from.

I feel the same way about the Rats. I'm totally ambivalent to them because the Steelers stomped the shit out of them for years. I was indifferent when they won the Super Bowl - the Steelers weren't in the playoffs to fuck them up like usual and they beat the Patriots - Satan's team - to get there.

 

[JABEE]

Uggs are haute couture, just like Brady. His face is sculpted by the Gods.

What? Uggs are what? Are Uggs a German thing?

 

[Buckethead]

Not sure if tired or concussed.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

There is still hope for you, Gata. Turn your back on The Patriot Way. Jump on the Jags bandwagon. Blaine Gabbert isn't the hero you deserve. He's the hero you need right now.

I will not take advice from someone who hates Santa and sets cars on fire.

 

[JABEE]

I will not take advice from someone who hates Santa and sets cars on fire.

Gata, I know this is going to be a tough process, but we'll get through this together. Abandon the Patriot Way now before it consumes you.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

What? Uggs are what? Are Uggs a German thing?

You're so unsophisticated.

 

[Bread]

look at all these bottom feeders trying to get you back on their level gata, it's sad to watch.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata, I know this is going to be a tough process, but we'll get through this together. Abandon the Patriot Way now before it consumes you.

no. watch this instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIzBYvBNao

 

[Kave_Man]

So angry in here tonight.

 

[MechDX]

Best had that at Cal. Was always a risk.

Wouldn't worry about it for Reachsah.

Not sure if tired or concussed.

Im with ya bucket. Still don't know what the fuck you meant in that first post though

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So angry in here tonight.

You angry? I ain't angry.

Fuckface

 

[JABEE]

no. watch this instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIzBYvBNao

 

[MechDX]

Dre has lost some speed but the man can still ball. Dat DB bite!

 

[JABEE]

All I was trying to do was help Gata. Why won't you let me help you?

 

[ChanHuk]

You angry? I ain't angry.

Fuckface

Fuck you Worst German don't talk to our neighbor in the north like that.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

All I was trying to do was help Gata. Why won't you let me help you?

I dont need help from a savage, unclean Eagle fan.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Fuck you Worst German don't talk to our neighbor in the north like that.

I wasn't Worst German anymore! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE 2 WORST GERMANS!

 

[cdyhybrid]

I wasn't Worst German anymore! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE 2 WORST GERMANS!

What if you're both tied?

 

[Bread]

Fuck you Worst German don't talk to our neighbor in the north like that.

go chug a dick, leave my fellow brady lover alone

 

[MechDX]

go chug a dick, leave my fellow brady lover alone

I liked you better when you were on the west coast. You went back east and now you are all pissy and hating on women.

 

[JABEE]

Fuck you Worst German don't talk to our neighbor in the north like that.

I appreciate you sticking up for Kave, Chan. Patriots fans don't seem to understand boundaries. Calling other fans savages.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

look at all these bottom feeders trying to get you back on their level gata, it's sad to watch.

He should just murder them, then cover it up. It is the Patriot Way® after all.

 

[ChanHuk]

I wasn't Worst German anymore! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO HAVE 2 WORST GERMANS!

There's Wurst German and then there's you, Worst German.

go chug a dick, leave my fellow brady lover alone

Keep suckling Brady's tit you sponge

I appreciate you sticking up for Kave, Chan. Patriots fans don't seem to understand boundaries. Calling other fans savages.

I only stick up for other fans when heathen Pats fan step outta bounds like always. Those creatures need to be neutered.

 

[Squall ASF]

Dre has lost some speed but the man can still ball. Dat DB bite!

Saints D? Doesn't count.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Dre has lost some speed but the man can still ball. Dat DB bite!

New Orleans defenders aren't exactly a high bar.

 

[Milchjon]

Worst German is an oxymoron.