Maybe it's about time I updated my list and see if I can't alienate whoever's left.
- PS2 was a lazy, mediocre system that merely rode that cheap DVD player gimmick and the leftover third-party ass-kissing from the admittedly great PS1 to its supposed "best console ever" status.
- As of this writing, Wii is the best console ever. Best exclusives of this generation and a bigger library of greats than either the N64 or the GameCube. Severely underrated system.
- The Xbox 360 controller is a bulky piece of junk that compromises in such a way between ergonomics and symmetry that it accomplishes neither. GameCube did ergonomics much better.
- DualShock3's triggers were actually pretty good and the controller itself was the best DualShock so far. Shame that DualShock4 removed some functionality among all the cool new stuff it brings.
- Related to the above, the Microsoft ABXY layout is all wrong and in an ideal world everything would use the Nintendo ABXY layout instead. It's a shame the former is what caught on for PC.
- Brawl was better than Melee. Melee being as fast and heavy as it was were not points in its favor, but the game was good before the filthy competitives tore it to pieces and killed all the fun.
- Yoshi's Island was boring. Credit is due for codifying stuff like red coins, but aside from the great-for-the-SNES graphics, it wasn't anything special. The Baby Mario mechanic was just annoying.
- Borderlands is a mediocre shooter series that gets by entirely on its Skinner-box quest/loot system. Firefall pulled off the concept a million times better.
- Sunshine was one of the best Mario games and FLUDD was a good mechanic. At the very least it aged better than the original N64 version of Super Mario 64 did.
- Star Fox 64 was the weakest of the series. Assault did the classic Star Fox formula so much better and Adventures was good in its own right even if not much of a Star Fox game.
- Mega Man 2 was an average installment that everyone only remembers because of the Wily music and overpowered Metal Blade. Mega Man & Bass was probably the best classic-series game.
- Motion controls are still a valid control scheme and potentially even better than the beloved keyboard/mouse combo. Everyone's just too stupid to use them correctly.
- Competitive/professional gaming is a waste of time and an indicator of the participants' unwillingness to grow the hell up and get a real job.
- Vista and Win8 are good operating systems (for Vista, at least once it got its launch issues ironed out.) This "Windows Cycle" is a load of garbage.
- Meanwhile, XP started as a buggy piece of crap, was pretty good for a while, and ended as an archaic piece of crap. Far from the "best Windows ever."
- More related to the above two items than gaming, but Firefox blows and always has. I preferred IE6 over that crap and once Chrome came out, I never looked back.
- MOBAs are pretty much everything wrong with modern gaming crushed into one genre. Particularly, DotA 2 is a bad influence on VALVe and distracting them from more significant things.
- Pre-Microsoft Rare is overrated and even at its peak wasn't as good as Retro Studios (not that it didn't put out some good games, though.) Conker's Bad Fur Day in particular was a low point.
- Aside from the new inFAMOUS, PS4 really doesn't look like anything special. For starters, they gooned up the controller by removing a proper Start/Select pair and pressure-sensitive buttons.
- Video games are still just toys.
- I still hate gamer culture.
- Unless given reason to believe otherwise, all message board posts besides my own are mentally heard in a condescending nerd voice by default when I read them.
This is hilarious!