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Everton's twitter account is great.

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another free-kick, just outside the box on the left. Is THIS the moment?

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No

 

[Ushojax]

Mourinho: "We have a penalty which is difficult to accept for winning team, but WBA know the ref didn't make a mistake. I don't think it was a penalty, I know it was. Andre Marriner is one of the best referee's in Europe."

Master troll.

That really is exquisite. He might not know how to set up a team these days but he can troll like no one else.

 

[Elchele]

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
how old is your mom? this is beyond gilf territory, bruh.

kinky as fuck.

would. definitely.

Maybe he pulled a Kolo Toure on her.

 

[Scum]

Ibracadabra or Cristina at the World Cup?

Chelsea have a lot of CAMs but very little quality in deeper positions. Maybe they will sell Mata and Luiz and buy a quality CB and a CM.

Maybe PSG might come in for Mata..?

how can you not post a picture of your delicious milf of a mum
how can you not post the name of said madrid player

.

 

[Elchele]

IBRA, pls

 

[Salvadora]

Your mother dated Ataturk?

That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The latest craze around these parts is slim jeans/espadrilles/sunbed and to complete the look? Steroids. Lots of them.

Unfortunately they're not going anywhere either.

That's our future right there though.

And on the other end of the spectrum it's people like Wilbur.

We have to go back.

 

[Wilbur]

Mustapha Kernel, Real Madrid legend

Salvadora, baby of the Bernabeu

Conceived in Perez's office

Kernel's semen still resides on a signed kaka shirt

 

[brokenbeans]

Prime CR needs to be at the World Cup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Goodison derby is gonna be nerve-wracking.

We should be using Johnson the same way Everton use Baines, just station him on the halfway line, make their winger worry more about him than him about them. Him and Henderson played brilliantly together today, and its fucking bizarre that Jol did nothing to stop it.

 

[mellz]

Prime CR needs to be at the World Cup.

Prime Ibra too. FUCK THIS

 

[bud]

pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.

 

[Elchele]

Prime Ibra too. FUCK THIS

Ibra is better player. CR deserves shit

 

[Espresso]

https://twitter.com/BenFoster/status/399218718766817280

Cue FA fine.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Mustapha Kernel, Real Madrid legend

Salvadora, baby of the Bernabeu

Conceived in Perez's office

Kernel's semen still resides on a signed kaka shirt

There's theories out there that Ataturk is from the "Dönmeh"who were first ousted from spanish lands in the 1700's to reside in Istanbul afterwards.

Plot thickens?

 

[Vivalaraza]

pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.

Is this true and is this why Bla posted that pic?

If so I'm glad Bla finally managed to put a good troll together but fuck that's harsh :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Strange interpretation of the advantage rule

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.

We need the exact year.

Madrid 1978 squad
Goalkeepers: Miguel Angel, Garcia Remon, Mate.
Defenders: Sol, Pirri, Benito, San Jose, Isidro, Camacho, Sabido, Perez Garcia, Garcia Cortes.
Midfielders: Del Bosque, Wolff, Stielike, Garcia Hernandez, Vitoria, Escribano.
Forwards: Roberto Martinez, Juanito, Aguilar, Jensen, Rincon, Santillana, Guerini.

Your papi, Sal.

 

[Elchele]

Is this true and is this why Bla posted that pic?

If so I'm glad Bla finally managed to put a good troll together but fuck that's harsh :lol

what pic?

 

[Clegg]

Is this true and is this why Bla posted that pic?

If so I'm glad Bla finally managed to put a good troll together but fuck that's harsh :lol

Have you seen Milch's tag?

 

[Lightning]

Norwich vs West Ham? There couldn't be a more boring fixture...

 

[LFMartins86]

https://twitter.com/BenFoster/status/399218718766817280

Cue FA fine.

Why? He just informed the world of what he did in the bathroom.

 

[Scum]

Goodison derby is gonna be nerve-wracking.

We should be using Johnson the same way Everton use Baines, just station him on the halfway line, make their winger worry more about him than him about them. Him and Henderson played brilliantly together today, and its fucking bizarre that Jol did nothing to stop it.

Jol's given up, that's why.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Is this true and is this why Bla posted that pic?

If so I'm glad Bla finally managed to put a good troll together but fuck that's harsh :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=88946108&highlight=ballack#post88946108

read the next few pages from there, good shit. Also hover over his tag

 

[velociraptor]

how the fuck did chelsea get that penalty. madness

 

[Ushojax]

Norwich vs West Ham? There couldn't be a more boring fixture...

It's been OK so far, West Ham playing well.

 

[brokenbeans]

Prime Ibra too. FUCK THIS

He's had his time.

Now it's CR's time to show everyone he's the worlds best.

Having said that I would love to see them both at such a big stage.

 

[mellz]

Ibra is incredible oh my fucking god his passing and vision is so underrated.

 

[pulga]

well that went nowhere quickly

This stems from Pulga who calls out a PL referee, one which a thousand fucking posters called out just previous to his post, and then one or two saying Elche, me included.

oh now it's all my fault

wilbcunt pls

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Seems Almeria won yesterday to get out of the relegation zone. Taken a shine to them, the piles of shite

 

[Espresso]

how the fuck did chelsea get that penalty. madness

It was the same referee who booked Bale for diving on the last day of the season for this clear penalty:

 

[wakajawaka]

That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.

Nationality? I have a Real Madrid Enciclopedia with me, there's a volume with every player that played for RM. Can't find anything similar to that

 

[pulga]

pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.

we should all get tags

i hate my fucking tag

mumei pls

 

[ShogunX]

 

[Wilbur]

oh now it's all my fault

wilbcunt pls

No, the difference is Suen is so wrapped up in hypocrisies and contradictions its absurd

"you fucking BPL CUNTS"
supports BPL team

Genuinely has posting schizophrenia

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It was the same referee who booked Bale for diving on the last day of the season for this clear penalty:

vat woz funny tho

 

[Elchele]

we should all get tags

i hate my fucking tag

mumei pls

pulga
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[pulga]

No, the difference is Suen is so wrapped up in hypocrisies and contradictions its absurd

"you fucking BPL CUNTS"
supports BPL team

Genuinely has posting schizophrenia

that he does

fucking cunt thinks Arsenal can take on Madrid

ffs

 

[GorillaJu]

Should've gone with orange stripes, there, WBA. Ref wouldn't have given the penalty.

 

[Salvadora]

Nationality? I have a Real Madrid Enciclopedia with me, there's a volume with every player that played for RM. Can't find anything similar to that

Spanish.

Worked in an upmarket restaurant in Spain during the holidays and met him while he was there on holiday. She doesn't understand why I'm so interested. I'm going to try and get more information, I've heard a picture might exist in my aunties possession.

 

[Blablurn]

pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.

who did u bang?

 

[Gambit]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=88946108&highlight=ballack#post88946108

read the next few pages from there, good shit. Also hover over his tag

Didn't know about the tag yet. Man, that is incredible. Best Tag.

 

[bud]

who did u bang?

ur mum

 

[Elchele]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

what a pass by kiyotake

 

[pulga]

Spanish.

Worked in an upmarket restaurant in Spain during the holidays and met him while he was there on holiday. She doesn't understand why I'm so interested. I'm going to try and get more information, I've heard a picture might exist in my aunties possession.

I think your mum might've been swindled by some middle eastern guy into thinking he was a Madrid player so he could tap dat

Im so sorry

 

[Fry]

Another international break?!

Pfffffff

 

[Elchele]

I think your mum might've been swindled by some middle eastern guy into thinking he was a Madrid player so he could tap dat

Im so sorry

so basically an inverted Kolo Toure, classic

 

[brokenbeans]

I'll never get a tag in OT because I'm not 'edgy' enough.

I won't get one in here because we don't have a mod that likes football which means no football orientated tags for us.

 

[Wilbur]

i think my tag wasn't appropriate because i made one funny joke and now im a paedophile

 

[Yurt]

"you fucking BPL CUNTS"
supports BPL team

Spanish.
Worked in an upmarket restaurant in Spain during the holidays and met him while he was there on holiday.

salv

I don't think he really played for anyone. But don't tell her that <3

Tell her you found him. And he's a Madrid legend.