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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT9|

Y

Yen

Member
Everton's twitter account is great.

Everton ‏@Everton
another free-kick, just outside the box on the left. Is THIS the moment?

Everton ‏@Everton
No
 
U

Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
Xhenxhefil said:
Mourinho: "We have a penalty which is difficult to accept for winning team, but WBA know the ref didn't make a mistake. I don't think it was a penalty, I know it was. Andre Marriner is one of the best referee's in Europe."

Master troll.
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That really is exquisite. He might not know how to set up a team these days but he can troll like no one else.
 
S

Scum

Junior Member
Ibracadabra or Cristina at the World Cup?

Ushojax said:
Chelsea have a lot of CAMs but very little quality in deeper positions. Maybe they will sell Mata and Luiz and buy a quality CB and a CM.
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Maybe PSG might come in for Mata..?

bud said:
how can you not post a picture of your delicious milf of a mum
how can you not post the name of said madrid player
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.
 
S

Salvadora

Member
Suen said:
Your mother dated Ataturk?
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That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.
 
V

Vivalaraza

Member
ShogunX said:
The latest craze around these parts is slim jeans/espadrilles/sunbed and to complete the look? Steroids. Lots of them.
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Unfortunately they're not going anywhere either.

That's our future right there though.

And on the other end of the spectrum it's people like Wilbur.

We have to go back.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Mustapha Kernel, Real Madrid legend

Salvadora, baby of the Bernabeu

Conceived in Perez's office

Kernel's semen still resides on a signed kaka shirt
 
T

The_Hitcher89

Member
Goodison derby is gonna be nerve-wracking.

We should be using Johnson the same way Everton use Baines, just station him on the halfway line, make their winger worry more about him than him about them. Him and Henderson played brilliantly together today, and its fucking bizarre that Jol did nothing to stop it.
 
B

bud

Member
pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.
 
F

Frustrated_me

Member
Wilbur said:
Mustapha Kernel, Real Madrid legend

Salvadora, baby of the Bernabeu

Conceived in Perez's office

Kernel's semen still resides on a signed kaka shirt
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There's theories out there that Ataturk is from the "Dönmeh"who were first ousted from spanish lands in the 1700's to reside in Istanbul afterwards.

Plot thickens?
 
V

Vivalaraza

Member
bud said:
pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.
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Is this true and is this why Bla posted that pic?

If so I'm glad Bla finally managed to put a good troll together but fuck that's harsh :lol
 
B

Baconsaurus Rex

Member
Salvadora said:
That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.
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We need the exact year.

Madrid 1978 squad
Goalkeepers: Miguel Angel, Garcia Remon, Mate.
Defenders: Sol, Pirri, Benito, San Jose, Isidro, Camacho, Sabido, Perez Garcia, Garcia Cortes.
Midfielders: Del Bosque, Wolff, Stielike, Garcia Hernandez, Vitoria, Escribano.
Forwards: Roberto Martinez, Juanito, Aguilar, Jensen, Rincon, Santillana, Guerini.

Your papi, Sal.
Pilota_d-Or-FIFA-Vicente_del_Bosque_ARAIMA20110110_0148_1.jpg
 
S

Scum

Junior Member
The_Hitcher89 said:
Goodison derby is gonna be nerve-wracking.

We should be using Johnson the same way Everton use Baines, just station him on the halfway line, make their winger worry more about him than him about them. Him and Henderson played brilliantly together today, and its fucking bizarre that Jol did nothing to stop it.
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Jol's given up, that's why.
 
pulga

pulga

Banned
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well that went nowhere quickly


Wilbur said:
This stems from Pulga who calls out a PL referee, one which a thousand fucking posters called out just previous to his post, and then one or two saying Elche, me included.
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oh now it's all my fault

wilbcunt pls
 
W

wakajawaka

Member
Salvadora said:
That's the only one I can find googling it :/

Genuinely think it's the most exciting thing she's said in years, and absolutely out of nowhere. No interest in football whatsoever. He was on holiday, 35 years ago and that name which might be wrong. All I have :/.
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Nationality? I have a Real Madrid Enciclopedia with me, there's a volume with every player that played for RM. Can't find anything similar to that
 
pulga

pulga

Banned
bud said:
pulga's mum banged daniele de rossi
salva's mum banged the first president of turkey
freebury's mum banged elvis
milch's love banged michael ballack

i'm honoured to be in your presence, football gaf.
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we should all get tags

i hate my fucking tag

mumei pls
 
pulga

pulga

Banned
Wilbur said:
No, the difference is Suen is so wrapped up in hypocrisies and contradictions its absurd

"you fucking BPL CUNTS"
supports BPL team

Genuinely has posting schizophrenia
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that he does

fucking cunt thinks Arsenal can take on Madrid

ffs
 
S

Salvadora

Member
wakajawaka said:
Nationality? I have a Real Madrid Enciclopedia with me, there's a volume with every player that played for RM. Can't find anything similar to that
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Spanish.

Worked in an upmarket restaurant in Spain during the holidays and met him while he was there on holiday. She doesn't understand why I'm so interested. I'm going to try and get more information, I've heard a picture might exist in my aunties possession.
 
pulga

pulga

Banned
Salvadora said:
Spanish.

Worked in an upmarket restaurant in Spain during the holidays and met him while he was there on holiday. She doesn't understand why I'm so interested. I'm going to try and get more information, I've heard a picture might exist in my aunties possession.
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I think your mum might've been swindled by some middle eastern guy into thinking he was a Madrid player so he could tap dat

Im so sorry
 
B

brokenbeans

Banned
I'll never get a tag in OT because I'm not 'edgy' enough.

I won't get one in here because we don't have a mod that likes football which means no football orientated tags for us.
 
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