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[Lambda Pie]

yeah, FF is old as shit. too old to be here.

 

[Kopite]

Liverpool resident GAF: If I want tickets to the Arsenal game, am I fucked?

I'm guessing the game is already sold out.

It's still yet to go on general sale so you might have a wee chance.

 

[Scum]

Man City 2 - 3 West Ham

 

[pulga]

Even the spanish papers are reporting that United have a 120m budget to "break the market".

Have fun with Khedira, cunts.

 

[bud]

lambda, you're in your early thirties, right? can you give me some life advice? i'm serious.

when did you get to make sense of it all? when did you know what to do? have a sense of purpose?

i'm talking about your pre-holyfuckihaveadaughter phase.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Man City 2 - 3 West Ham

how many was it again, 6-0?

Scum, pls.

no.

 

[LanceVance]

Going out so I'm missing the City match. Lets blow those bubbles hammers.

I'm also wearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle onesie. Fuck I hate onesies, worst invention ever

 

[Splatt]

Bilbao pls.

Dominate the whole match, concede a goal from relegation contender. Jeez...

 

[Elchele]

RT @martinkrag Arsenal charging Bayern fans €75/ticket at Emirates. Bayern paying €90k to lower tickets to €45.

Uli pls <3

 

[KidA Seven]

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Two more years! He's on 6m from now on, 2m more than before. Worth every penny.

So if Illara gets better he'll get better wages, while Xabi gets a reduced role. Meanwhile you'll have Modric and another cm (maybe Gundogan).


Gib more wages pls

 

[Yurt]

2 - Juventus & Bayern are the only 2 teams in the top-5 leagues that have scored in every single (league) match played this season.

Europa League r belong to us

isn't FootballFan in his 60's or something?

I don't know, but I'm willing to bet that FF is in his teens.

and Shatner pls

are you Two Sided Triangle or not?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

:lol

 

[FootballFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9IkFQInkA

Milan going all out for dat japanese yen.

I have never in my life seen a worse video on youtube.

 

[Bumhead]

I need City to win by 3.

 

[pulga]

So if Illara gets better he'll get better wages, while Xabi gets a reduced role. Meanwhile you'll have Modric and another cm (maybe Gundogan).


Gib more wages pls

I'll smack someone if we get Gundogan, we're more than covered with Xabi, Modric, Illarra, Khedira and Casemiro. What we need to invest is in defense, seeing as VARANE IS DEAD.

 

[KidA Seven]

I have never in my life seen a worse video on youtube.

It's pretty bad.

 

[FootballFan]

isn't FootballFan in his 60's or something?

yeah, FF is old as shit. too old to be here.

Cunts.

 

[Lambda Pie]

lambda, you're in your early thirties, right? can you give me some life advice? i'm serious.

when did you get to make sense of it all? when did you know what to do? have a sense a purpose?

i'm talking about your pre-holyfuckihaveadaughter phase.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

no, no.

pre-daughter Lambda worked, ate, slept and picked chubby women with little make-up in online dating sites to fuck, as those things indicated a low self-esteem that could be easily converted into sex dates. and listened to copious amounts of ABBA (still do!).

that's it, that was the plan till the end of days.

 

[Elchele]

Looks like Michael Bradley (Roma) is heading back to MLS, Toronto FC is his destination. I guess Roma's new signing pushed him out, should've stayed in Gladbach

 

[FootballFan]

It's pretty bad.

I wanted him to succeed and Milan to challenge Juve, but nope, after that video I want it to remain a 1 team league.

 

[bud]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

no, no.

pre-daughter Lambda worked, ate, slept and picked chubby women with little make-up in online dating sites to fuck, as those things indicated a low self-esteem that could be easily converted into sex dates. and listened to copious amounts of ABBA (still do!).

that's it, that was the plan till the end of days.

fucking hell, pre-daughter lambda sounds a lot like me.

replace abba with coldplay.

i need an intervention.

 

[Clegg]

Apparently we were close to signing Matic but Moyes decided he didn't fit what he was looking for. So that's Strootman, Matic and Garay he passed up on.

We ended up with Fellaini.

 

[Yurt]

Cunts.

how old are you again?

you can't be in your 20s (with all due respect <3)

 

[Jack cw]

Uli pls <3

Can't wait for another glorious night in London.

 

[Lambda Pie]

fucking hell, pre-daughter lambda sounds a lot like me.

replace abba with coldplay.

i need an intervention.

you should strive to be POST-daughter Lambda.

i eat healthy cause i want her to eat healthy.

i'm more tolerant cause i want her to be tolerant.

in your quest to make your kid the best person possible you become a better person yourself.

so the solution is, bud, have a kid.

 

[Salvadora]

i need an intervention.

Or maybe an impregnation.

 

[dc89]

Let's do this!!!!

 

[FootballFan]

Let's do this!!!!

and they dive and they dive and they dive!

 

[bud]

haha, right after i posted, i thought "fuck an intervention, i need a kid."

how am i going to raise a child

when i'm still in university

when i still fill my days with pornography and football

i'm not suited for children

 

[dc89]

and they dive and they dive and they dive!

Damn right they do.

haha, right after i posted, i thought "fuck an intervention, i need a kid."

how am i going to raise a child

when i'm still in university

when i still fill my days with pornography and football

i'm not suited for children

Bud, are you having a baby?!

 

[Walshy]

haha, right after i posted, i thought "fuck an intervention, i need a kid."

how am i going to raise a child

when i'm still in university

when i still fill my days with pornography and football

i'm not suited for children

How old are you bud, if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Labadal]

It's still yet to go on general sale so you might have a wee chance.

Crap. I need two more tickets, but I'm not even an English resident. I have three for now, but five people want to go. Would it be possible for any gaffer to buy two tickets, get compensated and then meet up outside the arena? That's how we made it work for the other three tickets. I did the same for the Man City game I saw when Balotelli was sent off and the same for the Chelsea game when Torres scored a brace.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

haha, right after i posted, i thought "fuck an intervention, i need a kid."

how am i going to raise a child

when i'm still in university

when i still fill my days with pornography and football

i'm not suited for children

You'd be a great father

 

[Lambda Pie]

haha, right after i posted, i thought "fuck an intervention, i need a kid."

how am i going to raise a child

when i'm still in university

when i still fill my days with pornography and football

i'm not suited for children

neither was i.

i didn't even want a kid, ever.

and yet here we are.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

My advice is never get a job. Working is shit.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

My advice is never get a job. Working is shit.

I'm trying my hardest!

 

[Yurt]

back in college, an ex called me telling me she was pregnant

fun times! -_-

 

[Lambda Pie]

Bud, are you having a baby?!

 

[FootballFan]

neither was i.

i didn't even want a kid, ever.

and yet here we are.

Are you 100% the kid is yours?


NEGREDDOOOOOOO

Yaya is GOAT.

 

[bud]

i'm 25. i would constantly worry about my children, even more so if i had a daughter instead of a son.

lambda, how do you cope with the fact that one day your daughter is going to grow up, and every guy will want to, like, i mean, you know... you know?

 

[dc89]

What a goal. Negredo makes it look so easy.

 

[Freewheelin']

Negredo!

Really impressive from him this season. I thought Soldado would be better :lol

 

[British Monsoon]

Welp.

Fucking FIFA players, stop abusing the lobbed through ball

 

[lensoftruth]

beast!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm trying my hardest!

You bum

 

[Lambda Pie]

NEGREDO!!!

Are you 100% the kid is yours?

yes, we did the tests.

lambda, how do you cope with the fact that one day your daughter is going to grow up, and every guy will want to, like, i mean, you know... you know?

i don't. she's going to die a virgin in her old age. she must.

 

[Linius]

You bum

Traveling to Amsterdam on government money I bet.

 

[Blablurn]

You bum

And yet he buys more steam games than all of us. Which i don't mind haha

 

[FootballFan]

DC how much did City pay for Yaya again?

 

[bud]

NEGREDO!!!



yes, we did the tests.



i don't. she's going to die a virgin in her old age. she must.

but one day, she'll want to go out with her friends. there's always that one friend that tries their hardest to get you to do alcohol/drugs/whatever. this shit keeps me up at night. sometimes i do think about having children and what that'd be like.

i'm going to inject a transmitter into her veins