Support NeoGAF

[abstract alien]

Who was Sara?

Taker's wife

Did they get divorced?

No idea, but I guess something bad happen :^(

 

[Kusagari]

Didn't Sheamus just squash Bourne like a week ago?

 

[ReiGun]

Damn Bourne didnt even get entrance music. Now he's a true jobber. smh

 

[Striker]

Evan "The Job" Bourne, ugh.

 

[RBH]

Who was Sara?

Undertaker's ex-wife.

She scored a pinfall on DDP during the Invasion storyline in 2001.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I feel bad for Evan Bourne. jobbing to someone like Seamus is disrespectful.

 

[atomsk]

ah, now Bourne is regulated to "and currently in the ring..."

and they're doing the same shit to Sheamus as they did to Punk as Raw champ.

ffs

 

[dskillzhtown]

No idea, but I guess something bad happen :^(

Yeah, they got divorced. I think I am going to try to hook up with her.

 

[BillRiccio]

Who was Sara?

taker's ex wife

 

[The Frankman]

oh crap he's back to being post-2004 DX HBK. :C

WTF Carlito?

 

[Plywood]

I thought he had already removed that tat for a while now...

Also wasn't dating Michelle McCool when they were seperated, anyway? So why would this be a shock to anyone?

 

[abstract alien]

W...T...F...

Yeah, they got divorced. I think I am going to try to hook up with her.

Please don't, she probably has some serious issues for even a dead guy to get rid of her lol

 

[dskillzhtown]

ah, now Bourne is regulated to "and currently in the ring..."

and they're doing the same shit to Sheamus as they did to Punk as Raw champ.

ffs

It has happened a few times. Sheamus isn't going to pop a rating in the last quarter hour, even if he is champ.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

That backstage promo was pointless

 

[RBH]

Taker's been going out with Michelle McCool for awhile now:

 

[atomsk]

and there is your 15 seconds of tv time this week Carlito :lol

 

[avatar299]

Would have been kinda funny if Carlito didn't have the fake teeth.

 

[ReiGun]

Weird ass Carlito segment.

 

[Forkball]

I couldn't even tell that was Carlito. That was the strangest segment since the incredibly lame Tiger Woods joke a few months ago.

 

[Dork Knight]

Taker's been going out with Michelle McCool for awhile now

That's some great job security.

 

[The Frankman]

Jack Swagger ... wasn't he the old "Head of the Network" on Smackdown with Teddy Long like 7 years ago.

 

[bathala]

that's why McCool has been the dominant diva in smackdown

Ok I'm out. gonna watch some 30 rock on hulu

 

[The Frankman]

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.

 

[avatar299]

Here is a crazy idea. Why not just have a regular wrestling match.

Oh and Henry's face reaction is growing weaker every week.

 

[Striker]

Who did Jack Swagger piss off backstage?

 

[ReiGun]

Who did Jack Swagger piss off backstage?

No one. They just got bored with him. :/

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I don't get Swagger constantly being buried...

 

[Jackson50]

Was that Hogan in the limousine?

 

[mushy45]

the champ? who the hell is this guy?

 

[The Frankman]

Here is a crazy idea. Why not just have a regular wrestling match.

Oh and Henry's face reaction is growing weaker every week.

How many legit singles' matches does he get nowadays?

Was that Hogan in the limousine?

No, he's still circling the parking lot.

 

[DMczaf]

Was that Hogan in the limousine?

WWE has no idea how to build suspense. Where are my constant shots of a Limo driving down surface streets?!

 

[avatar299]

It's fucking hornswoggle. Don't bother getting excited.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Jack Swagger ... wasn't he the old "Head of the Network" on Smackdown with Teddy Long like 7 years ago.

No, that was a guy named Brian Mailhot as Palmer Canon.

Jack's real name is Jake.

 

[Striker]

OK, these two are insanely bad.

DX in main event? Looks like I'll pass.

 

[The Frankman]

No, that was a guy named Brian Mailhot as Palmer Canon.

Jack's real name is Jake.

Wow he looked similar. Also Nash Bridges was an awesome show...

Is Heder coming off as heel GM here?

EDIT: Yes he is. :lol

 

[yankeeforever2]

:lol :lol :lol :lol omg

 

[avatar299]

Miz could save this segment

 

[Jackson50]

Nice. I knew they were going to work in Kiffin eventually.

 

[Lebron]

Taker's been going out with Michelle McCool for awhile now

I wonder if Taker is wearing a suit out in public now

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Heder as a heel GM is pretty good.

And The Miz is great with the "REALLY?" stuff.

 

[jmdajr]

good stuff

 

[The Frankman]

I'M COMING!!!!

 

[Jackson50]

Ugh, the Big Slow. Do not want.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

My GOD I hate the WWE's young fan base. They are horrible. Half the time, they have no idea what's happening in promos or how to react.

 

[The Frankman]

Wait Big Show? What the fuck?

Heder is coming off as a doofy heel GM but it's working.

 

[Kusagari]

Heder as a heel GM is awesome.

 

[Forkball]

There's been like two minutes of wrestling in the first hour. Impact has more wrestling than that. Impact for god's sake!

 

[avatar299]

Heder is better than I imagined

 

[Spiderjericho]

This is terrible so far. Swagger getting buried. The champ in the first segment and facing a jobber.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Heder studied at the Kurt Angle School of Goofy Heels and was 1st in his class.