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1/4 Wrasslin' thread of Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, and the new Monday Night Wars (lol)

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Mr. Sam

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bjork said:
I'm still waiting for the first "wrestling is fake" stooge from this new batch to roll in here.

What, you mean along the lines of:

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Mr. Sam

Member
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Ideologically, Styles turning heel with Flair to talk for him is brilliant. Realistically, this is TNA so it won't matter and it'll be ruined.

Flair isn't his mouthpiece, just his manager. I for one am glad - Styles is seriously underrated in terms of mic skills.
 
so, i'm watching TNA.


Flair is so :lol :lol :lol


hey, i just got a BRILLIANT IDEA TNA!!!

can AJ get his own horsemen?

like, AJ, Daniels, Young, ... ... ... hrm ...

who could the 4th horseman be?

no, not Joe. no. NO. NO!
 
i STILL cannot believe they broke up LAX ... then made Hernandez tag with Morgan!

Beer Money, Inc. — James Storm and Robert Roode — have been expressing their frustration to people backstage after they received word that TNA creative director Vince Russo said he didn't see them as top stars. Actually, Russo said that they were expendable, but the Pro Wrestling Torch notes that he may have been trying to send the outspoken Storm a message.
...


oh wow, TNA got a 1.26, the same as last week, and only up marginally YOY.
 

AzraelXJM

Neo Member
The Faceless Master said:
so, i'm watching TNA.


Flair is so :lol :lol :lol


hey, i just got a BRILLIANT IDEA TNA!!!

can AJ get his own horsemen?

like, AJ, Daniels, Young, ... ... ... hrm ...

who could the 4th horseman be?

no, not Joe. no. NO. NO!

I must admit, a part of me finds this appealing. The rest is sickened to the core of my being. When Flair declares AJ to be the "New Nature Boy" I will actually vomit with rage.

The Faceless Master said:
oh wow, TNA got a 1.26, the same as last week, and only up marginally YOY.

That's the benefit of the 4-sided ring right there.
 
Mr. Sam said:
What, you mean along the lines of:

040Brisco.jpg

Haha! That picture reminded me of WWF New York! Remember that place? I actually went there a few times back when I lived in Brooklyn. Loved that they used to broadcast Heat from there. :lol
 
Does anybody find that the Nasty Boyz gimmick is waaay too 80's? Its not like I have a problem with it because I love complete cheese gimmicks and over the top nonsense in pro wrestling but the 80's hair and spray paint is a but crazy in this day. Street punks are way too 80's early 90's.


Also whats up with Scott Steiners look. He still looks like hes from 1998 complete with his bleach blond hair and and goatee. Can somebody give him the memo that the Backstreat Boys and NSYNC are not together anymore? he should go back to his more normal look. Every time Steiner is on TV he just screams 1998. I guess this look works for him.
 

Sanjuro

Member
TNA.

You are not on Mondays.

I don't understand half of the stuff in this thread about you.

Why should I care about OJ Styles?

Fix it!
 

Azuran

Banned
New members! Anyways, here's a basic guideline juniors:

Hate:
Cena
Batista
HHH
Orton
Hogan
Divas
Vince Russo
Horswoggle
Michael Cole

Love:
Angle
Edge
CM Punk
Jericho
Undertaker
HBK
Christian
Styles
Samoe Joe

Probably missing someone in those lists.
 

Plywood

NeoGAF's smiling token!
Azuran said:
New members! Anyways, here's a basic guideline juniors:

Hate:
Cena
Batista
HHH
Orton
Hogan
Divas
Vince Russo
Horswoggle

Love:
Angle
Edge
CM Punk
Jericho
Undertaker
HBK
Christian
Styles
Samoe Joe

Probably missing someone in those lists.
Bwah? You need to toss Melina and Maryse into love, whether or not they botch anything.
 
Azuran said:
New members! Anyways, here's a basic guideline juniors:

Hate:
Cena
Batista
HHH
Orton
Hogan
Divas
Vince Russo
Horswoggle
Michael Cole

Love:
Angle
Edge
CM Punk
Jericho
Undertaker
HBK
Christian
Styles
Samoe Joe

Probably missing someone in those lists.

Sorry only like CM Punk, The Conquistadores, Jericho and Hornswoggle.
 
Azuran said:
New members! Anyways, here's a basic guideline juniors:

Hate:
Cena
Batista
HHH
Orton
Hogan
Divas
Vince Russo
Horswoggle
Michael Cole

Love:
Angle
Edge
CM Punk
Jericho
Undertaker
HBK
Christian
Styles
Samoe Joe

Probably missing someone in those lists.

Exactly why are we hating Orton, boring personality and boring ring work aside?
 

Azuran

Banned
Tawney Bomb said:
Exactly why are we hating Orton, boring personality and boring ring work aside?

Don't ask me. I'm an Orton fan.

Rest of GAF hates him. I think it's a little bit of both.

The Frankman said:
Better get Cena the fuck off the list. Don't have to like him, but at least he gets heat unlike the current champ.

Sorry, no can do.

If Cena wins the Rumble, I'll assure you we'll have over three pages of people bitching.
 
I'm am guaranteeing it right now, no way Cena wins the Rumble. I can see Shawn Micheals, Kofi Kingston, or Triple H, but not Cena. It's be TOO stale.
 
Cena isn't going to win the Rumble. The only storyline going makes it between HBK and HHH. WWE thought it was a good idea to waste seven weeks of leadup for one of their biggest PPV's by announcing participants on air and WWE.com/ Smart move.
 

Sanjuro

Member
I can see HHH winning and going to face the Undertaker and then having some DX breakup or triple threat match at WM.

Knowing WWE, they will include Cena to break some odds.
 

JdFoX187

Banned
I find more reason to hate Undertaker at this point than just about anyone on the Smackdown roster. Guy's done more work this week than he's done all month, and he's only cut two promos. His title reigns are god awfully boring. Not to mention his involvement with Michelle McCool is probably the reason she's getting such a big push. From what I've read, Mickie hasn't been the best person to get along with backstage recently, but goddamn the Piggie James shit is getting old.
 
Azuran said:
I' guess I have a partner in crime now.

Orton for WWE Champion! Sheamus sucks!
Concur'd. Would like to see them write Orton as a more arrogant heel though and not a cowardly one. Ditching Legacy wouldn't cause me to lose any sleep either.
 

bigosc2k

Banned
What is up with Botchamania doing their whole videos to TNA clips, I seen some recent botches on WWE that have yet to make it into botchamania
 

Mr. Sam

Member
bigosc2k said:
What is up with Botchamania doing their whole videos to TNA clips, I seen some recent botches on WWE that have yet to make it into botchamania

No complaints from me. I do dislike it when he does botches from stuff like CZW though. They're amateurs - they're supposed to botch every other move.
 
Mr. Sam said:
No complaints from me. I do dislike it when he does botches from stuff like CZW though. They're amateurs - they're supposed to botch every other move.

Um...those guys aren't amateurs. A.) They are paid for it, which makes them professional B.) You'd be surprised just how long most of those guys have been working.

Take a guy like Brain Damage. He's got at least 10 years of pro experience.

Most of these guys just don't have what it takes to make it to the bigger leagues.
 

Mr. Sam

Member
jecclr2003 said:
Um...those guys aren't amateurs. A.) They are paid for it, which makes them professional B.) You'd be surprised just how long most of those guys have been working.

Take a guy like Brain Damage. He's got at least 10 years of pro experience.

Most of these guys just don't have what it takes to make it to the bigger leagues.
I meant they were amateurs in a more... figurative sense. You seem to agree anyway.
 
Maybe if the new WWE talent was not complete shit they would get pushed better. There is a reason why HBK, HHH, Taker, Mysterio, Jericho, Big Show etc have been in the main event for 10+ years. Sorry, but this new crop of so called "talent" is complete shit and is boring as hell. They suck in the ring, they suck on the mic and have ZERO charisma and personality. Out of the entire "WWE CENA ERA" roster the ONLY stand outs are C.M Punk, John Morrison, Miz and that Yoshi Tetsu guy. Everyone else is boring as shit and get Randy BOREton and his shitty DEFAULT CAW stable off my TV. Also Its been what? 12-13 years and Kane STILL never got a decent title run.


I would much rather watch Ex WWE wrestlers or "Hasbeens" than all these wannabes and "nevergonnabees"
 

GoutPatrol

Forgotten in his cell
jecclr2003 said:
Um...those guys aren't amateurs. A.) They are paid for it, which makes them professional B.) You'd be surprised just how long most of those guys have been working.

Take a guy like Brain Damage. He's got at least 10 years of pro experience.

Most of these guys just don't have what it takes to make it to the bigger leagues.

They're are still indy geeks and stupid for doing that shit.
 

RBH

Member
Mr. Sam said:
No complaints from me. I do dislike it when he does botches from stuff like CZW though. They're amateurs - they're supposed to botch every other move.
Agreed. I immediately lose interest once I see CZW footage in any Botchamania because those guys are expected to screw up.
 
While CZW may feature predominantly garbage death match wrestling, the company gets a bad rap as they've had a ton of talented wrestlers come through their doors and put on a lot of great matches over the years, of course none of that you'll see in Botchmania.

Host Samurai said:
I would much rather watch Ex WWE wrestlers or "Hasbeens" than all these wannabes and "nevergonnabees"

Guys like Sabin, Shelley, Generation Me, Pope, Wolfe & Homicide certainly are going to end up "nevergonnabe's" if TNA keeps giving spots and pushes away to broken down old hacks who'se only advantadge is that they evoke nostalgia in ex-wrestling fans who gave up on the business over a damn decade ago.
 

RBH

Member
JAPW's 12th anniversary show tonight looks hot:


INTERNATIONAL ATTRACTION
Zero 1's Masato Tanaka vs. TNA Superstar Homicide

TAG TEAM ATTRACTION
Teddy Hart & Jack Evans vs. The Briscoe Brothers

JAPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Dan Maff (c) vs. Eddie Kingston

CZW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Drake Younger (c) vs. Ruckus

JAPW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Hillbilly Wrecking Crew (Necro Butcher & Brodie Lee) vs. H8 Club (Nick Gage & Nate Hatred) vs. The Heavy Hitters (Monsta Mack & Havok)

JAPW NJ STATE CHAMPIONSHIP
Archadia (c) vs. Devon Moore

JAPW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Sara Del Rey (c) vs. TNA Knockout Madison Rayne

BEST OF THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS 12
Egotistico Fantistico vs. Human Tornado vs. Sabian vs. Myke Quest vs. Prince Mustafa Ali vs. Adam Cole

Sami Callihan vs. Corvis Fear

"The King of Old School" Steve Corino vs. Azrieal

South Side Playaz Club (Mo Sexton & Joe Hardway) vs. The Osirian Portal
 

Penguin

Member
So for our 2nd tour on the way behind schedule Wrestlemania bus, we head to New York... no wait LA or is it Chicago...

As a matter of fact, it is all 3 as Wrestlemania 2 is the only PPV (I can think of anyhow) that was simulcast in 3 different major cities, it worked out so well the WWE never did it again. :lol

WrestleMania2.jpg


The Intro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQVfTOrATF8


Each venue was topped off by its own main event.
NEw York saw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ektc_wrestlemania-2-mr-t-vs-roddy-piper_sport
Roddy Piper vs Mr. T
Wrestler vs Boxer

Chicago folks got to see
http://vodpod.com/watch/744132-wwf-wrestlemania-2-battle-royal
20 Man Battle Royale featuring superstars and football players

And LA got to witness the mania of the Hulkster as he took on King Kong Bundy in a vicious stage cage
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x68ir2_king-kong-bundy-vs-hulk-hogan-steel_sport
 
RBH said:
JAPW's 12th anniversary show tonight looks hot:


INTERNATIONAL ATTRACTION
Zero 1's Masato Tanaka vs. TNA Superstar Homicide

TAG TEAM ATTRACTION
Teddy Hart & Jack Evans vs. The Briscoe Brothers

JAPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Dan Maff (c) vs. Eddie Kingston

Damn, all 3 of those matches sound off the charts, especially Jack & Teddy vs the Briscoes - definetly going to have to order the dvd when it's released.
 
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