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[thekad]

How much money would it take for you to let Delonte have sex with your mom?

Spoiler

no amount would be enough

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

For 25K I might let Delonte put that new flava in ma ear, but it goes to 50k if he calls me a bitch-ass white boy.

 

[Vire]

Of course Dwyane and Bosh don't play on the night I get my Dad tickets.

Fuck. Today just isn't my day. :/

 

[Justin Timberlake]

Depends.

Does Delonte have long nails?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Depends.

Does Delonte have long nails?

I'm not sure of what I see,
Cupid don't fuck with me,
Are you telling me this is a sign?

She's looking in my eyes,
I don't see no other guys,
Are you telling me this is a sign?

 

[pilonv1]

Howard Beck ‏ @HowardBeckNYT
Baron Davis out tonight (stomach virus). Bibby starts.

lol

Marc J. Spears
Y! @WojYahooNBA: CHA coach Paul Silas shoved Tyrus Thomas into a locker Sunday night; both were separated by team. tinyurl.com/ce8z4nb. Bobcats general manager Rod Higgins met with Silas and Thomas, and both have been fined, a source said. "There was an incident," Higgins told Y! Sports. "We handled it internally and talked to both the player and the coach and moved on. End of story."

lol x2

 

[Syphon Filter]

lol

lol actually he did better than baron as pg.

 

[The Frankman]

So yeah no wonder it fell through.

Funking Ainge, that's when you wait for his limo to pull up and beat his ass in the parking lot.

 

[victreeb3l]

lol actually he did better than baron as pg.

bibby also had more points than the entire celtics bench last night

who knows, maybe woodsons coddling may have bibby performing well, or rather not awful. i mean, he had the balls to attempt 3 triples last night, with one of them going in

 

[RBH]

Marc J. Spears
Y! @WojYahooNBA: CHA coach Paul Silas shoved Tyrus Thomas into a locker Sunday night; both were separated by team. tinyurl.com/ce8z4nb. Bobcats general manager Rod Higgins met with Silas and Thomas, and both have been fined, a source said. "There was an incident," Higgins told Y! Sports. "We handled it internally and talked to both the player and the coach and moved on. End of story."

Yikes.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

How much money would it take for you to let Delonte have sex with your mom?

Spoiler

no amount would be enough

everything has a price

 

[reilo]

everything has a price

We have already established that you are a whore, we are just haggling over the price.

 

[SUPREME1]

Enjoy your herpes, boys.

FUUUU



Forgot about his perma-crusted lips.

 

[giri]

everything has a price

Delonte has da herp for sure.

He aint puttin nothing in my ear with his saliva or otherwise, all over it.

 

[kevo_huevo]

tyrus thomas seems like another reclamation project the mavs would take a risk on.

 

[Alrix]

lol Mike Bibby starting tonight. at least it's the Nets.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

We have already established that you are a whore, we are just haggling over the price.

$1million US and a lifetime supply of valtrex sounds reasonable.

 

[pilonv1]

I want to know how much DY would pay for a Silas/Tyrus Thomas fight inside the Octagon.

 

[DY_nasty]

I want to know how much DY would pay for a Silas/Tyrus Thomas fight inside the Octagon.

I wouldn't pay money for a 1st round knockout.

Check that shit on worldstar though.

 

[Redux]

lol Mike Bibby starting tonight. at least it's the Nets.

Everyone needs to calm down. Bibby is capable of giving Melo the ball.

 

[Adam Blade]

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

$1million US and a lifetime supply of valtrex sounds reasonable.

ah, The Former Mrs. Dwayne Wade Special.

 

[Justin Timberlake]

interesting article

The Spurs have actually done quite well against post-up plays this season. They rank 10th in points allowed per possession on post-ups, and opponents devote about 10 percent of their possessions against San Antonio to post-up chances, a league-average rate, per Synergy Sports. Opposing players are shooting an almost-unbelievable 26.5 percent (18-of-65) man to man against Bonner in the post. They have torched Blair to the tune of 51 percent in the post, and if recent lineup patterns are an indication, Blair may see his role cut during the playoffs — at least against some potential opponents.

Bonner isn’t exactly ripped or fast, but he understands positioning and opponent tendencies, and (like just about every Spur, save some occasional Blair gambles) he doesn’t lunge out of position for steals or commit fouls. The Spurs are also clever at helping inside without over-committing. Many of their wing players, including the Danny Green/Leonard combination in the starting lineup, have long arms and can make entry passes difficult — especially if they are guarding a non-shooter, allowing them to play a step further back toward the post. When opponents do enter the ball, the Spurs will have one of their perimeter players dart in and back or, if possible, have their second big man shift just a tiny bit toward the ball. This kind of stuff won’t work all the time, but it at least gives interior scorers some pause and can result in some picked-up dribbles.

San Antonio’s defense, by the way, has gotten better as the season has gone along, even as offense league-wide has surged. In the last 15 games, the Spurs have allowed just 98.2 points per 100 possessions, a mark that would rank about fifth overall for the season, per NBA.com. They’re on the verge of cracking the top 10 in points allowed per possession after lingering around the 13-15 range all year. The Spurs’ schedule has been somewhat soft over those 15 games, but two of their only defensive hiccups in that stretch have come against New Orleans and Sacramento. They’ve been mostly stout against the best offenses over the last 20 games, and they have shut down the decent teams with below-average offenses (Memphis, Boston, Philadelphia and Dallas).

I knew my Bonner theory wasn't crazy.

 

[Judderman]

Bibby's starting...hrm.

 

[Big Baybee]

Yikes.

Tyrus is from one of the worst hoods in the city, surprised he didn't have a flashback.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Clippers won that game, right?

 

[Dominican Power]

Bibby's starting...hrm.

Both Bibby and Baron are living corpses.

 

[giri]

Isn't that an over the back foul?

He pushes pau away to get the ball?

 

[ph33nix]

if lebron james wins an nba game with dexter pittman starting at center then crown his ass

 

[giri]

if lebron james wins an nba game with dexter pittman starting at center then crown his ass

By that theory, Crown Deron.

The nets have won double digit games with Kris Humphries as their second best player.

All Season.

 

[Dominican Power]

Dat Melo.

 

[white dynamite]

Clippers won that game, right?

If the game was to see who could get the most highlight plays on ESPN, then yes.

 

[reilo]

Isn't that an over the back foul?

He pushes pau away to get the ball?

Neither were called offensive fouls. Peculiar, if you might.

 

[computers putin']

It's nice to see Chandler being more involved with the offense.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I'd cry if I played for the Nets. Hahaha.

 

[victreeb3l]

being booed at your hometown..thats gotta suck

 

[victreeb3l]

lmao holy shit melo

tyson cleaning up after fields right there too haha

 

[Judderman]

C'mon Fields...good shit, Chandler.

 

[AlphaSnake]

It's like Chandler KNEW Fields would miss. Hahaha

 

[hobz360]

Melo don't give a damn no'mo'....

Chandler!!!

 

[Dominican Power]

DAT MELO

 

[Alrix]

Knicks on pace for a 60 point first quarter. lol

 

[computers putin']

Melo just makes it look easy sometimes, or maybe it is that easy for him right now lol. They are playing the Nets after all.....

 

[Dominican Power]

Melo just makes it look easy sometimes, or maybe it is that easy for him right now lol. They are playing the Nets after all.....

He's been like this for a month now.

 

[ph33nix]

By that theory, Crown Deron.

The nets have won double digit games with Kris Humphries as their second best player.

All Season.

Dexter Pittman

I repeat: Dexter Pittman

 

[likedamaster]

Melo/Knicks on fire.

Edit: I'm done here, Melo can't miss.

 

[SUPREME1]

Clippers won that game, right?

No. They embarassed Pau a couple of times, legal or not, but lost the game.

 

[victreeb3l]

melo does not give a fuck lol

 

[AlphaSnake]

Melo made a pact with the devil...wtf :|

 

[Syphon Filter]

carmelo mvp