Honestly, I was disappointed that I didn't see 150 on the scoreboard and a margin of victory of at least 50 points.
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Honestly, I was disappointed that I didn't see 150 on the scoreboard and a margin of victory of at least 50 points.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Hahahaha, always the pessimist!
Btw, regarding thread title...the cancer is more Amare than Melo. I said it.
ItWasMeantToBe19
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It depends on how you define cancer. I think most would use cancer for players that make their teammates worse (either through ball hogging or bad locker room presence) and Melo fits that better than Amare. Amare has been much worse than Melo, but I don't know if he's making his teammates worse.
I love the subtexts under the final scores at ESPN tonight.
Pistons @ Cavs: "Led by Irving, Cavs rally from down 17 to win"
Hornets @ Pacers: "Hibbert nets 30 points, lifts Pacers past Hornets"
Sixers @ Gizz: "Gasol bags double-double as Griz shrink Sixers"
....and then...
Spurs @ Blazers: "Trail Blazers 137, Spurs 97"
Pistons @ Cavs: "Led by Irving, Cavs rally from down 17 to win"
Hornets @ Pacers: "Hibbert nets 30 points, lifts Pacers past Hornets"
Sixers @ Gizz: "Gasol bags double-double as Griz shrink Sixers"
....and then...
Spurs @ Blazers: "Trail Blazers 137, Spurs 97"
Gully State
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If they're missing shots, that's fine but the bigger problem is that neither contribute anything on the defensive end.
marathonfool
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Spurs gonna spurs.
Blazers contending for power rankings championship.
Blazers contending for power rankings championship.
Black Mamba
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That's because it takes anywhere from 30 min to 90 mins for a headline to pop up for any basketball score (they wait for the AP article).
The game has a headline now. "Blazers blow out Spurs; Duncan, Parker sit"
Lol kid begging for Lebron to be in the dunk contest
"Eerbody be cheering for you all 50 states, i don't know about Ohio but erbody else be cheering for you"
"This is the NBA where magic happens, not where rookies go because the all stars are just at the hotel clubbing and drinking and stuff"
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...ontest-plea-lebron-james-pitch-200306074.html
"Eerbody be cheering for you all 50 states, i don't know about Ohio but erbody else be cheering for you"
"This is the NBA where magic happens, not where rookies go because the all stars are just at the hotel clubbing and drinking and stuff"
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...ontest-plea-lebron-james-pitch-200306074.html
BatiGOOOOOOL
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First there was troll face, then there was troll dad. Now comes the latest generation of ultimate trolling...
TROLL COACH.
TROLL COACH.
First there was troll face, then there was troll dad. Now comes the latest generation of ultimate trolling...
TROLL COACH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_soY5Jg_Q
Black Mamba
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-b...ron-james-hilarious-154107736.html#more-14786
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
Well done steak cut up and apple martinis. How can any man root for him? How? He probably spends $50+ on a steak routinely and gets it well done and cut up and downs it with apple martinis?
Lebron can't even do eating right.
Herpes Reasons
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Ffs Lebron. I really want to like you after tnt's constant troll to you.
But well done?
That's some criminal shit.
But well done?
That's some criminal shit.
MorisUkunRasik
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Apple Martinis and raped steak? I thought I couldn't dislike Bron any more than I already did.
Growing up less than wealthy has taught me that most not so well off people enjoy their steaks well done.
Growing up less than wealthy has taught me that most not so well off people enjoy their steaks well done.
Black Mamba
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Can you imagine the chef? He's being told to take that $75 cut and cook it well done. And then cut it up before sending it out.
I bet he even douses that shit in ketchup. Disgusting human being all around.
I bet he even douses that shit in ketchup. Disgusting human being all around.
You are the ultimate Buzzkillington, brah.
MorisUkunRasik
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Chris Webber gets his steaks well done and drenches it in ketchup. Yup......
Motherfucker might as well just get a burger if he's going to disrespect a cut like that.
Herpes Reasons
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I don't know.even medium doesn't have enough blood.
Black Mamba
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Nooo. No man. Don't tell me this. I like Webber. He doesn't do this really, does he?
IIRC, it's not actually blood that is the juice. Blood is black and is drained out. It's some enzymes or protein.
the more you know
MorisUkunRasik
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There was a story going around months back that he walked out of a restaurant after the chef refused to cook one of his steaks well done.
Webber responded and confirmed it, he said he eats it well done...with ketchup.
RedAssedApe
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Lebron is truly a man-child...
Black Mamba
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fuuuuuuuck. Can never look at Webber the same. It's over, Chris. I'm sorry.
Now I'm curious about all the big name players.
Interstitial fluid.
Ketchup?
Wtf yo.
Good garlic mashed potatoes and a little bit of good lobster on the side is all you need to supplement a good steak. Need something to wash it down? 15 year old Glenlevit.
My pubes are tingly just at the thought of that.
Wtf yo.
Good garlic mashed potatoes and a little bit of good lobster on the side is all you need to supplement a good steak. Need something to wash it down? 15 year old Glenlevit.
My pubes are tingly just at the thought of that.
MorisUkunRasik
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No strong male role model. Bosh despite his um.."mannerisms" probably gets his steaks cooked right and sips fine liquor.
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Another fun fact.
When you're craving red meat.
You're body is telling you its low in iron,
which is found abundantly in red meat.
Black Mamba
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caramalized onions and mushrooms can be a nice edition, though not necessary.
I never put any kind of sauce on my steak, though. juices or bust.
Here is what Webber apparently said:
"Chris Webber: I was in a restaurant with my wife, OK. The restaurant was really nice. I ordered a steak. I ordered it well-done... I piled on onions and mushrooms and now I'm just waiting for some steak sauce. They said they don't have any steak sauce. So I said OK, so can you just make me up some steak sauce. They said we don't make steak sauce. So I put the steak in a nice to-go container. Waited til my wife ate. I took that steak home, put it on some break, put a ton of steak sauce on it, and I made a steak sandwich. And that was it. But I still thought like is that arrogant of me not to have the steak or just to have to eat a steak with that, can't I have a steak my way? Or is that arrogant of the restaurant not to give you steak sauce. That's like not giving you ketchup on my hamburger."
Okay, that's not as bad. A1 on steak isn't ketchup. I still lost some respect, but not as much.
And what grown man has his food cut for him. Article says Bron gets spaghetti cut for him. That shit is supposed to stop at like 5.
Mushrooms? Gross.
The juice is the damn sauce!
smh
Reminds me of my cousins eating pasta with ketchup instead of a proper sauce.
People actually put steak sauce on their steaks? That should be punishable.
Well done steak with apple martinis? LeBron is the joke that keeps on giving. I hope he calls them appletinis when he orders them.
The only thing you need with steak is any form of potatoes, preferably a twice-baked one... with sour cream, bacon, and cheese.
I'm not really a fan of wine, so I normally just drink water with my steak. After I have a victory IPA, celebrating the achievement of destroying a huge steak.
Well done steak with apple martinis? LeBron is the joke that keeps on giving. I hope he calls them appletinis when he orders them.
The only thing you need with steak is any form of potatoes, preferably a twice-baked one... with sour cream, bacon, and cheese.
I'm not really a fan of wine, so I normally just drink water with my steak. After I have a victory IPA, celebrating the achievement of destroying a huge steak.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Amare contributes nothing. He just stands around, he refuses to run around, he refuses to jump. Melo has his legs, he's just not being smart about his positioning on the court. He shouldn't be in the low trying to post-up, he's a terrible post-up player, especially since he always manages to lose the ball when trying to turn around and shoot off the post.
Melo needs to either make some cuts across the court ends and look for solid 15-shots bankers, or find ways to split the defensive to drive it home. These are things Melo is very capable of doing, and Amare has become too lazy to even attempt. Sure, Amare can hit a 15-18 foot jumper...but only when he's left open, because all he does is stand there hoping someone forgets about him so he can get the open look.
Amare is a bum. Plus his legs are looking frail as hell. He's lost too much weight.
Agreed, i like a nice house salad to start mine off though.
There's this place in downtown, on 6th I think, called the Pacific Dining Car. They are pretty pricey but the food is outstanding.
When me and my buddies go we pretty much go HAM with it.
First: Crab Cakes, Grilled Artichokes, Heirloom Tomato Salad (oh my god).
Main: last time I was there, I got the Rib-eye (medium rare like a real man) with Maine Lobster Tail. The lobster sauce is like the nectar of the gods.
Dessert: Brownie Sundae.
We are pretty much dead afterwards, but it is entirely worth it. My wallet cries for nearly a month though.
Blackace
if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
just looks like a light skinned version of yours..
Blackace
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Klay is all I have to believe in now.
Only other option is this
that shit klay!
CommonSense
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To top it off he was also considered the worst tipper in Cleveland.
my buddy owns a lil place downtown I wont name here and LBJ and Boobie liked to go there.. On Boobies fucking birthday they ran up a 2400 dollar tab. Lebron left a 3 dollar tip. 3 fucking dollars. Gibson felt so bad he snuck back in after the party left and gave the girl 500 bucks.
windowlurker
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What TO Issue? Yeah it shows up on the stat sheet, but the majority of those turnovers are being sent down to the post to Erden, Casspi, or Tawn. I swear those 3, the levels of carelessness they produce on the court is mind blowing.
Kyrie's defense is underrated, and in limited mins. when Coach Scott wants him to create his own shot. I have no problem saying Id take Kyrie over Westbrook, Rondo, Ellis, or maybe Williams.
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