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[DY_nasty]

Says you. They have been convoying tanks and doing random shit all day on my post. I'm taking like 5 army guys out later for drinks on me. We been getting the usual don't fuck up briefs and apparently there were like 30 incidents last year. They been doing shit for this day for as long as I've been in, maybe its just your locale.

Its a post by post thing. Ft. Hood was like "woo army... okay, don't commit suicide plz."

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

For a little taste of this in the modern era, Yao Ming dominated Dwight pretty much each time they played.

Pek dominated him this year

 

[charsace]

Balls are touching

The poses, the way they are both staring, balls touching, "netbusters," line, all of it combines to make one suspect as hell picture.

 

[Byakuya769]

why is wade a douche for saying the fact that KD being in oklahoma means he naturally gets less attention?

I think the "there's not a lot going there" offends people.

 

[thekad]

I think the "there's not a lot going there" offends people.

Everyone here has made that same joke.

 

[Kwhit10]

So Gerald Wallace has opted out of his contract.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/sto...ts-new-jersey-nets-gerald-wallace-pick-option

Nets trade their lottery pick for 16 games from him. Genius.

edit

So has Brandon Bass, I wonder who will over pay him.
http://www.csnne.com/basketball-bos...-hopes-to-remain-?blockID=724792&feedID=10424

 

[DMczaf]

That Dream Team doc was so damn good, I wish it was longer. I could watch Magic vs MJ all day. Hell, turn it into a weekly show on ABC. Keep adding new contests for them to fight over.

 

[The Frankman]

Some interesting NBA Tweets:

Chris Ballard: Final one: The three players Durant said defended him best all similar in build: Luc Mbah a Moute, Shawn Marion and Tayshaun Prince about 7 minutes ago

Mbah a Moute and Prince I get, but Marion? I'm guessing this was Marion of like 2-3 years ago.

Trey Kerby: #TBJ / Kevin Durant hates Shane Battier’s hand in the face move http://dlvr.it/1jrVyC about 50 minutes ago

WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THIS??

Al Iannazzone: Spoelstra won't reveal his starters yet. But he said he would use Bosh more like he did in regular season and would go deeper on bench. about 54 minutes ago

Juwan Howard to get 15 minutes tonight.

Brian Windhorst: There's flights from CHI to Germany too MT @Israel Gutierrez Last time DWade's knee was this troublesome, he spent summer in CHI making it better about 2 hours ago

Say hi to Amar'e in Germany for me Dwyane.!

Kurt Helin: Stern is going on a “stop flopping” crusade, will look at rules http://dlvr.it/1jnSTq #PBT #NBA about 5 hours ago

YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!

Peter Vecsey: Why didn't Rome ask Stern if he was really born in US? He was so close to earning Journalism Pulitzer. about 12 hours ago

L
O
L

 

[DY_nasty]

Deeper on what bench?

Cole World No Minutes

 

[ph33nix]

I think the "there's not a lot going there" offends people.

I'm pretty sure even oklahomans know their state is not exactly exciting

not that it would matter to a homeboy like durant or duncan, but there is no denying it

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

I'm pretty sure even oklahomans know their state is not exactly exciting

not that it would matter to a homeboy like durant or duncan, but there is no denying it

What makes it annoying is that Wade basically argues that he has it difficult. That its been hard on him playing in Miami. Once again, everything is about him. Asshole.

 

[The Frankman]

Deeper on what bench?

Cole World No Minutes

Unless they start playing Dexter Pittman and Eddy Curry they can't get any deeper unless James Jones plays 20 minutes.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

BTW, I'm calling it Miami 103- 97

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

BTW, I'm calling it Miami 103- 97

OKC by 5, game will be less competitive than score suggests.

 

[The Frankman]

BTW, I'm calling it Miami 103- 97

LOL you ain't important prognosticator like Stephen A. Smith. You a poor man's Jim Rome.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

LOL you ain't important prognosticator like Stephen A. Smith. You a poor man's Jim Rome.

 

[The Frankman]

That's not a BAD thing necessarily. You have an important role of getting under people's skin, like Jim Rome.

EDIT: Stick with what you're really good at and one day you'll break that glass ceiling!

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

That's not a BAD thing necessarily. You have an important role of getting under people's skin, like Jim Rome.

thats true. I do have a part to play. I have a purpose in life!

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

LOL you ain't important prognosticator like Stephen A. Smith. You a poor man's Jim Rome.

His wife is Jim Rome, and she doesn't pause when asked when was the last time she back handed him.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

His wife is Jim Rome, and she doesn't pause when asked when was the last time she back handed him.

lol <3

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

lol <3

How often has she made you look like an apologetic Fred Flintstone, banging on the front door with no pants on?

 

[Ramblin]

Everyone here has made that same joke.

Well guess what that makes everyone here.

 

[DMczaf]

Lebron isn't even creepier than Pippen in his prime.

 

[The Frankman]

I'm pretty sure if this was an off-day I could turn creepy Pippen w/ videocamera into a good meme.

 

[DMczaf]

I wish this aired before Inside the NBA was over. I can already hear Kenny killing Barkley about having Mariah Carey and the Mo Money soundtrack.

 

[Fox318]

Lebron isn't even creepier than Pippen in his prime.

Wearing a bulls tee

lol

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

How often has she made you look like an apologetic Fred Flintstone, banging on the front door with no pants on?

fuck you kado/reilo for starting this shit!!!! I'm a man!!! I'm a MAN!

 

[Ramblin]

fuck you kado/reilo for starting this shit!!!! I'm a man!!! I'm a MAN!

It takes a real man to say yes dear.

 

[Ramblin]

Wearing a bulls tee

lol

Funny that you point out his shirt and not those "trade me to the Charlotte Hornets" Shorts.

 

[Iron E Man]

Wearing a bulls tee

lol

and tucked into his shorts.
Westbrook is gonna bring that style back.

 

[DMczaf]

bionic, remember the good times when Magic wasn't fat and dumb

Pippen, the sharpest looking broke ass dude in the world.

 

[Nori Chan]

fuck you kado/reilo for starting this shit!!!! I'm a man!!! I'm a MAN!

but why didnt you deny it doe

im here for you cloving...well when your eback in cali i got a couch to sleep on

Speaking of cali, did that la gaf meetup ever happen while i was gone?

 

[Boombloxer]

Uhh. You're wrong. Straight up wrong because You're being facetious or you're really young.
80s Jordan was the shit to watch.
And fuck you for forcing me to defend him.
Not cool brah

People really forget how fast he was.

 

[Black Mamba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whs0Zmx-vn0

The Kobe I Used to Know (Goyte parody). I don't know why I haven't seen this before. Not bad.

 

[Red Blaster]

Uhh. You're wrong. Straight up wrong because You're being facetious or you're really young.
80s Jordan was the shit to watch.
And fuck you for forcing me to defend him.
Not cool brah

are you getting BF3 premium?

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

but why didnt you deny it doe

im here for you cloving...well when your eback in cali i got a couch to sleep on

Speaking of cali, did that la gaf meetup ever happen while i was gone?

Yep. Kado pussed out when a lady walked up to him. He got all dating age on her.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

fuck you kado/reilo for starting this shit!!!! I'm a man!!! I'm a MAN!

take it like a man.
relax them buttcheeks.

are you getting BF3 premium?

depends. is close quarters a clusterfuck like operation metro?
are you?
pheeniks and smokey got it already.

 

[reilo]

take it like a man.
relax them buttcheeks.

That couch he sleeps on must be starting to look like memory foam at this point.

 

[Mothman91]

That couch he sleeps on must be starting to look like memory foam at this point.

Lmaooooooo.

 

[TylerD]

I'm pretty sure even oklahomans know their state is not exactly exciting

I have never lived anywhere more exciting!*

*lived in Oklahoma whole life.

 

[Nori Chan]

depends. is close quarters a clusterfuck like operation metro?

Fuck you
fUck you
fuCk you
fucK you
fuck You
fuck yOu
fuck yoU
FUCK YOU

 

[Black Mamba]

Brandon Bass wants to be back with the Boston Celtics. He would just like to get paid first.

CSNNE.com reports that Bass, a 6-foot-8 forward, has decided to opt out of the final year of his contract and become an unrestricted free agent this summer. Bass had a player option for the 2012-13 season worth $4.25 million.

Bass's agent tells the website that his client is looking for a multi-year deal after stepping in to a starting role after being traded to the Celtics by the Orlando Magic prior to the 2011-12 season.
However, all indications are that Bass is hoping to return to the Celtics with a multi-year deal.

"Oh absolutely," his agent Tony Dutt said when asked if Boston was his client's first choice. "Without question, he would love to go back."
The Celtics were eliminated by the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference finals in seven games. After the Game 7 loss at AmericanAirlines Arena, Bass told reporters that he enjoyed his season in Boston and wanted to return with the team.

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/e...opt-out-of-celtics-contract-become-free-agent

 

[weekend_warrior]

The Nets didn't change their name when they moved to Brooklyn? Should have changed to the Brooklyn B-Ballers.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Would there be static if Proky wanted to name the team The Brooklyn Dodgers?

There two teams in California called The Kings.


edit: Nevermind, Dodgers still sell merch with the B on it.

Should still try a new name, The Thunder doesn't even sound like a NBA team.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

I found Timberlaks porn material

 

[The Frankman]

The Nets didn't change their name when they moved to Brooklyn? Should have changed to the Brooklyn B-Ballers.

Brooklyn Blueprints.

 

[giri]

The Nets didn't change their name when they moved to Brooklyn? Should have changed to the Brooklyn B-Ballers.

Why? Thats a terrible name.

 

[Dominican Power]

Brandon Bass was successful because he played with KG. Boston would be stupid to offer him a multi-year deal. He's undersized and isn't explosive around the rim; his mid range game is nice though.

 

[giri]

Brandon Bass was successful because he played with KG. Boston would be stupid to offer him a multi-year deal. He's undersized and isn't explosive around the rim; his mid range game is nice though.

well, obviously, thats why he won't be a celtic next year.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Hey Kado, you sure are enjoying stretching Cassell.