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[SoulPlaya]

I am convinced now that Adidas is keeping him from going to Chicago. No way he would rather play OR LIVE in Houston, instead of Chicago.

And Chicago sucks.

And damn, what did Kobe say to Dwight months ago? I mean, damn!

 

[Blackace]

Im a few pages late on this debate but what the fuck did a prime Barkley, Pippen, Malone, Robinson, Stockton do that puts them over a prime Kobe??

Play better basketball?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Remember all the times you shittalked me about Steve Francis? All those Bryant Reeves cracks?

Payback is a bitch, my friend

Lol Dwight really does hate us.

so basically dwight cant handle big market pressure.
bitchmade indeed.

 

[benjipwns]

http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=147732&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=21425

huh, you'd think that's the kind of thing he'd tweet

 

[Nelo Ice]

http://i.minus.com/iJdSMsfODV491.gif

so basically dwight cant handle big market pressure.
bitchmade indeed.

And he wants to go to biggest market in Brooklyn and put the pressure to win since if he went there the media would shit on him if he didn't chip in the first year.

 

[Blackace]

Larry Coon is saying it's done.

Kevin Martin
Patrick Patterson
Chandler Parsons
Marcus Morris
Jeremy Lamb
Royce White
Terrence Jones
2013 TOR 1st
2013 DAL 1st

for

Dwight Howard
Chris Duhon
Glen Davis
Jason Richardson or Hedo Turkoglu

Morey the Dumbass

lol

So who is left to play with him? Scola and?

 

[The Frankman]

Larry Coon is saying it's done.

Kevin Martin
Patrick Patterson
Chandler Parsons
Marcus Morris
Jeremy Lamb
Royce White
Terrence Jones
2013 TOR 1st
2013 DAL 1st

for

Dwight Howard
Chris Duhon
Glen Davis
Jason Richardson or Hedo Turkoglu

Morey the Dumbass

 

[benjipwns]

lol

So who is left to play with him? Scola and?

Scola is getting amnestied.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

lol

So who is left to play with him? Scola and?

morey amnestied scola!
haha

 

[SamuraiX-]

I am convinced now that Adidas is keeping him from going to Chicago. No way he would rather play OR LIVE in Houston, instead of Chicago.

And Chicago sucks.

And damn, what did Kobe say to Dwight months ago? I mean, damn!

You're gonna drop this shtick soon, right?

It's gotten way past Dark Konex bad.

 

[Nelo Ice]

Eric Pincus ‏@EricPincus
Remember - Rockets owner refused to let Morey tank - and I respect that as well

This trade is much better than tanking :lol.

 

[Blackace]

So who does he play with?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

lol

So who is left to play with him? Scola and?

Scola is getting amnestied tomorrow. So to answer your question, the same fucking bums he had last year minus Redick Anderson and Jameer.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

I am convinced now that Adidas is keeping him from going to Chicago. No way he would rather play OR LIVE in Houston, instead of Chicago.

And Chicago sucks.

And damn, what did Kobe say to Dwight months ago? I mean, damn!

"You can be my Tyson Chandler"

Dwight did not like the idea of taking five shots a game.

 

[Gigglepoo]

Dwight will sit out half the season, play the last few weeks hard to show his back is fine, and then bolt to a better situation.

 

[Red Blaster]

Maybe Dwight will agree to a one year contract extension to block this deal

 

[Branduil]

I can't believe the Tragic almost traded Dwight for Max Bropez when this offer was right around the corner.

 

[Nelo Ice]

So who does he play with?

Orlando West and whoever else the Wizard can attract since Houston will be a hot destination with all these free agents already taken.

 

[SamuraiX-]

So who does he play with?

Toney Douglas would currently be the starting PG.

It'll be like Jameer and him never parted!

 

[thekad]

Scola is getting amnestied tomorrow. So to answer your question, the same fucking bums he had last year minus Redick Anderson and Jameer.

So basically minus the Magic's best players sans Hedo.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

So who does he play with?

hennigan should amnesty jameer so he can join dwight in houston.

 

[Pimpwerx]

That trade is ridiculous. I guess it was always going to look ridiculous, but damn that's a lot of bodies being moved. And Houston really eating Orlando's shit with those contracts. Wow! It could be incredibly smart of incredibly stupid. PEACE.

 

[SoulPlaya]

You're gonna drop this shtick soon, right?

It's gotten way past Dark Konex bad.

What schtick? Dude, I've always thought that Chicago, as a city, sucked. It's corrupt, crime filled, traffic heavy, and has terrible weather.

Hell, check the official Chicago thread. I make that point numerous times.

 

[The Frankman]

Toney Douglas would currently be the starting PG.

It'll be like Jameer and him never parted!

Oh no....

nonononono.

JUST NO.

Toney Douglas can't be named the starting PG just as the season is about to start, that's what happened to him last year. Dude was coming off serious injury and got mindfucked to Oblivion.

He ain't about that life.

 

[Matrix]

This trade is gonna go down on Friday the 13th... that sums it up.

I keep looking over at my tag in fear of what's to come.

 

[pilonv1]

Larry Coon is saying it's done.

Kevin Martin
Patrick Patterson
Chandler Parsons
Marcus Morris
Jeremy Lamb
Royce White
Terrence Jones
2013 TOR 1st
2013 DAL 1st

for

Dwight Howard
Chris Duhon
Glen Davis
Jason Richardson or Hedo Turkoglu

Morey the Dumbass

So that's basically SEVEN first rounders and Martin for Dwight and some scrubs.

Magic still wouldn't have a centre.

Morey going down in flames

 

[Darkman M]

That trade is ridiculous. I guess it was always going to look ridiculous, but damn that's a lot of bodies being moved. And Houston really eating Orlando's shit with those contracts. Wow! It could be incredibly smart of incredibly stupid. PEACE.

There is no way this deal ends good for the Rockets, Dwight's not resigning there no way no how.

 

[Blackace]

Lamb was a steal of a pick too...

 

[SamuraiX-]

Oh no....

nonononono.

JUST NO.

Toney Douglas can't be named the starting PG just as the season is about to start, that's what happened to him last year. Dude was coming off serious injury and got mindfucked to Oblivion.

He ain't about that life.

Well, I guess there's always Courtney "WHO???" Fortson.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Trade is still rumor

 

[Omega]

Some of the years Kobe didn't win it were better than any Barkley ever played...

Prime Barkley took his team to the had his team with a winning record and took them to the Finals one year.

Prime Kobe lead his team to an under .500 record, missed the playoffs one year and quit on his teams in the playoffs. He scored more points, cool.

Edit - wait, that trade is serious? I thought that was just someone's fantasy trade. Kinda like how Lakers-age keeps having Dwight in their lineup.

 

[Pimpwerx]

They get a lottery pick too? Maybe 2 lottery picks if Dallas goes into tank mode. That's gotta be one of the most-ridiculous trades in all sports history. PEACE.

 

[The Frankman]

Hennigan the Wizard BAWWWWWS.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Prime Barkley took his team to the had his team with a winning record and took them to the Finals one year.

Prime Kobe lead his team to an under .500 record, missed the playoffs one year and quit on his teams in the playoffs. He scored more points, cool.

So you're arguing that prime Dwight is better than prime Kobe right.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Why the fuck do we need to sell the farm? I know some of these players are overvalued but who else are they gonna give them cap relief or give them a shit load of young potential yet we have to give them both? This is the same team that was considering Brook Lopez for the max.

 

[Red Blaster]

It a total shit deal for the Rox because they're gutting their entire squad but comparing it to the haul that CP3 and Deron received I'd say it's even with those.

 

[CB3]

Im waiting for more sources. Chris Broussard doesnt count because in this case we'd be his sources.

 

[SamuraiX-]

What the shit.

They're making Utah and OKC play the first SL game in Vegas tomorrow @ 5:00 AM.

lmfao

 

[pilonv1]

If Nate is coaching the Magic after this he should be laughing. Some great talent to build around. Too many power forwards though - Patterson, White, Morris, Jones, Nicholson.

Maybe they can play White at the three and Patterson/Jones/Nicholson some four.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Earl Boykins/ Chris Duhon/Fortson
Toney Douglas
JRich
Glen Davis
Dwightmare

Yes, TD at the 2. If Dwight doesn't start til a month or so into the season, the laughter around the world will rip a hole through space and time.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Earl Boykins/ Chris Duhon/Fortson
Toney Douglas
JRich
Glen Davis
Dwightmare

Yes, TD at the 2. If Dwight doesn't start til a month or so into the season, the laughter around the world will rip a hole through space and time.

Holy crap, it's worse than the Magic. At that point, I would help Dwight pack his bags myself at the end of the season, lol.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Is Boykins still in Houston? Whats he doing?

 

[Branduil]

Apparently this can't be resolved until the Rockets find out what happens with their offer sheets for Asik and Lin. The Dwightmare must continue!

 

[sf2fanatic]

What the shit.

They're making Utah and OKC play the first SL game in Vegas tomorrow @ 5:00 AM.

lmfao

lol @ time. Then again prob best time to start a game since its so damn hot out there

 

[thekad]

It a total shit deal for the Rox because they're gutting their entire squad but comparing it to the haul that CP3 and Deron received I'd say it's even with those.

Different circumstances. CP3 signed an extension and no one really believed he was/is leaving the Clippers. Nets had two summers to sell Deron on the Nets and superstars who wanted to play for them.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

It'll be Duhon / Machado. Why would Orlando want all those forwards anyway? We have to be keeping at least one of them. Idealy we keep one small forward and one power forward.

 

[The Frankman]

Apparently this can't be resolved until the Rockets find out what happens with their offer sheets for Asik and Lin. The Dwightmare must continue!

Well the Rockets haven't even sent the Knicks Lin's offer sheet, and Chicago may match Asik. Dis gunna drag into Saturday!

 

[abuC]

Apparently this can't be resolved until the Rockets find out what happens with their offer sheets for Asik and Lin. The Dwightmare must continue!

Teams have 3 days to match.

 

[Blackace]

Earl Boykins/ Chris Duhon/Fortson
Toney Douglas
JRich
Glen Davis
Dwightmare

Yes, TD at the 2. If Dwight doesn't start til a month or so into the season, the laughter around the world will rip a hole through space and time.

I just threw up on my iPad thank you very much...

Could they sign anyone else worth a damn? Maybe OJ?

 

[Matrix]

All Rockets fans... get in line!