2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs

I feel like the real game is going to happen when the players tangle at the greasy spoon restaurants post game.

...and the radio has just changed to Joe Thornton talk. Poor bastard.
CSNNE said:
In 8 elimination games for San Jose, Thornton has 1 goal, is a -8, and has taken only 20 shots.
I honestly think Joe doesn't have the personality to lead a team and with his contract he has to be that guy. Feel the same way about Kessel and Seguin. Highly talented players but not someone the team can rally around. Bergeron and Toews are good examples of the type of players I'd prefer to build a team around.

Bruins in 5. I expect a Budaj sighting at some point.
 
apparently there's going to be a 60 minute summary/clip-show of the entire first round on TSN2 from 7-8 tonight. definitely PVRing that!
 
Cheering for the Bruins because they seem best able to beat the Pens should they advance. If rangers advance it'd be the best test of skill to get past them too
 
Going to miss this one tonight, will miss the Ranger game tomorrow, and probably Saturday games due to the odyssey of my GF's graduation theatrics spanning several days.

Sigh.
 
Going to miss this one tonight, will miss the Ranger game tomorrow, and probably Saturday games due to the odyssey of my GF's graduation theatrics spanning several days.

Sigh.

Feels bad man. I was going through a terrible juncture myself last season during the playoffs. Stripped of a lot of great moments.
 
Kenny Albert, lol. NBC really doesn't give two fucks about Canadian teams.
 
I'm somehow just realizing that a large contingent of Habs-GAF wasn't here for the last few series between these two. Enjoy, and may the most disciplined team win!
 
I honestly think Joe doesn't have the personality to lead a team and with his contract he has to be that guy. Feel the same way about Kessel and Seguin. Highly talented players but not someone the team can rally around. Bergeron and Toews are good examples of the type of players I'd prefer to build a team around.

Bruins in 5. I expect a Budaj sighting at some point.
I don't know if it's his personality. It's the way he plays though. Rarely do you see him driving the net or shooting the puck because he decided he isn't that type of player. So his teammates just see him trying to force passes and turning pucks over. He needs to be more than a one dimensional player because he definitely has the skill to be more.

Would much rather a guy like Pavelski wear the C right now. A guy who does it all and isn't afraid to do what needs to be done.
 
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Best part of these playoffs is the fantasy of Solo all lubed up and ready to tug on that little purple helmeted soldier of his.

God, wish I was that Kleenex.
 
Everyone always trashes poor Rene Rancourt.
The dude fist pumps after his anthems. That excuses his singing.

Anyhow, before this series starts, I want to go on record... HABS FANS ARE AWESOME! I love you guys.
Unfortunately, it is now time for us to go to war once again.
 
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