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2014 NHL Playoffs |OT2| 'Yoff Harder

Acid08

Banned
Oh. I thought he was mad. Maybe not that mad. Next time leave your skates when water hits!
So you think he should have stopped playing and started swinging on Thornton right then and there? Fighting every time you get mad on the ice is dumb.
 
Apparently that chef that cooked the duck at the first intermission "cut the cooked duck with same utensils & on the same surface the raw duck was on, then fed to fans."

Hahahaha, some LA fans are gonna have food poisoning!

JUSTICE!
 

iLLmAtlc

Member
Subban makes a good point about how if he had done it it would have been discussed for 3 days.

Dude has to deal with legit racism from everyone in the hockey world IMO
 

Sanjuro

Member
So you think he should have stopped playing and started swinging on Thornton right then and there? Fighting every time you get mad on the ice is dumb.

That is the goon-way.

Subban makes a good point about how if he had done it it would have been discussed for 3 days.

Dude has to deal with legit racism from everyone in the hockey world IMO

Hopefully he becomes a free agent and leaves such a racist city...
 

Acid08

Banned
Subban makes a good point about how if he had done it it would have been discussed for 3 days.

Dude has to deal with legit racism from everyone in the hockey world IMO
Yup. Can't even imagine the outpouring of racism from fans if Subban had done that to a Bruin. It was bad enough when he scored a goal.
 

JCizzle

Member
Maybe he'll just score some goals instead and send them packing. Much more effective than a fight.

He has scored goals because he's very fucking good. Just lots of words to go along with it. They don't score that second goal without his dive, so shut the fuck up about stupid ass water.
 

Acid08

Banned
He has scored goals because he's very fucking good. Just lots of words to go along with it. They don't score that second goal without his dive, so shut the fuck up about stupid ass water.
Subban really makes Bruins fans cry, it's super funny. Maybe someone should spray Marchand next time he mouths off and won't fight.
 

Quick

Banned
Oh. I thought he was mad. Maybe not that mad. Next time leave your skates when water hits!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.

NOW, YOU ALL KNOW I LIKE TO FIX MY TIE ALL THE TIME. IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, EH. LIKE PERFECTION, I ALSO ENJOY A NICE BOWL OF GOOD CANADIAN STEW, EH. WHAT'S IN THE STEW? CANADA, THAT'S WHAT.

NOW, FOLKS, I'M PRETTY TORN WITH THIS, EH. YA GOT MY BOYS THE BRUINS, AN' THEN YA GOT THEM CANADIENS, EH. YOU KNOW I LIKE MY HOCKEY ROUGH AN' TUMBLE, BUT YA GOTTA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, TOO, EH.

AN' I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT THORNTON, IF YOU'RE WATHCIN', EH, YOU AIN'T PLAYIN' RIGHT. THAT AIN'T THE WAY YOU ACT, EH. YOU DON'T SQUIRT YOUR WATER BOTTLE AT SOMEONE ON THE ICE, THAT'S COMMUNIST STUFF.

NOW, YOU LOOK AT PK SUBBAN, AN' HE AIN'T WANT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT, EH. THAT'S PLAYIN' SMART. THAT'S PLAYIN' WHI--RIGHT, EH. OPPOSIN' TEAM TRYIN' TO DISTRACT YOU? JUST KEEP SKATIN' EH. THUMBS UP, PK.

SHAWN, I AIN'T MAD AT YA, EH. JUST DON'T BE DOIN' THAT AGAIN. YOU'RE A GOOD ONTARIO KID, EH. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. PK, GOOD ON YA FOR KEEPIN' YOUR HEAD AN' NOT GETTIN' INVOLVED IN THAT NONSENSE. KEEP IT UP.

JIZZCICLE, YA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, OR YA PLAY THE WRONG WAY, EH. ONLY COMMIES PLAY THE WRONG WAY.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF COMMIES WALK IN AN' FIT THEMSELVES INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL - THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO TOLD 'EM TO DO, EH, EMBARRASS THEMSELVES - ANYHOW, THEY'RE IN THERE SQUIRTIN' WATER AT EACH OTHER, EH, AN' THAT WAS REALLY GETTIN' ME STEAMED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, PK WALKED IN, GOT IN A STALL - HE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE HE'S PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY, EH - AN' SAT THERE DANGLIN' PUCKS. THEM COMMIES SQUIRTED WATER ON HIM, AN' HE JUST WIPED IT OFF AN' STARTED SINGIN' THE CANADIAN ANTHEM. BOY, I WAS SO PROUD, EH, LET ME TELL YOU. THOSE COMMIES GOT REAL EMBARRASSED AN' SQUIRTED WATER ON THEMSELVES AN' WALKED OUT. I HEAR THEY'RE IN CRIMMYA TRYIN' TO TAKE OVER A MCDONALD'S EH. EMBARRASSIN'.

PK REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. BOBBY WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING. GOD LOVE 'EM.
 

~Kinggi~

Banned
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.

NOW, YOU ALL KNOW I LIKE TO FIX MY TIE ALL THE TIME. IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, EH. LIKE PERFECTION, I ALSO ENJOY A NICE BOWL OF GOOD CANADIAN STEW, EH. WHAT'S IN THE STEW? CANADA, THAT'S WHAT.

NOW, FOLKS, I'M PRETTY TORN WITH THIS, EH. YA GOT MY BOYS THE BRUINS, AN' THEN YA GOT THEM CANADIENS, EH. YOU KNOW I LIKE MY HOCKEY ROUGH AN' TUMBLE, BUT YA GOTTA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, TOO, EH.

AN' I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT THORNTON, IF YOU'RE WATHCIN', EH, YOU AIN'T PLAYIN' RIGHT. THAT AIN'T THE WAY YOU ACT, EH. YOU DON'T SQUIRT YOUR WATER BOTTLE AT SOMEONE ON THE ICE, THAT'S COMMUNIST STUFF.

NOW, YOU LOOK AT PK SUBBAN, AN' HE AIN'T WANT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT, EH. THAT'S PLAYIN' SMART. THAT'S PLAYIN' WHI--RIGHT, EH. OPPOSIN' TEAM TRYIN' TO DISTRACT YOU? JUST KEEP SKATIN' EH. THUMBS UP, PK.

SHAWN, I AIN'T MAD AT YA, EH. JUST DON'T BE DOIN' THAT AGAIN. YOU'RE A GOOD ONTARIO KID, EH. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. PK, GOOD ON YA FOR KEEPIN' YOUR HEAD AN' NOT GETTIN' INVOLVED IN THAT NONSENSE. KEEP IT UP.

JIZZCICLE, YA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, OR YA PLAY THE WRONG WAY, EH. ONLY COMMIES PLAY THE WRONG WAY.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF COMMIES WALK IN AN' FIT THEMSELVES INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL - THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO TOLD 'EM TO DO, EH, EMBARRASS THEMSELVES - ANYHOW, THEY'RE IN THERE SQUIRTIN' WATER AT EACH OTHER, EH, AN' THAT WAS REALLY GETTIN' ME STEAMED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, PK WALKED IN, GOT IN A STALL - HE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE HE'S PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY, EH - AN' SAT THERE DANGLIN' PUCKS. THEM COMMIES SQUIRTED WATER ON HIM, AN' HE JUST WIPED IT OFF AN' STARTED SINGIN' THE CANADIAN ANTHEM. BOY, I WAS SO PROUD, EH, LET ME TELL YOU. THOSE COMMIES GOT REAL EMBARRASSED AN' SQUIRTED WATER ON THEMSELVES AN' WALKED OUT. I HEAR THEY'RE IN CRIMMYA TRYIN' TO TAKE OVER A MCDONALD'S EH. EMBARRASSIN'.

PK REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. BOBBY WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING. GOD LOVE 'EM.

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Would be hilarious if Anaheim scores on the next shot they take.

I actually haven't been paying too much attention, been changing guitar strings and eating some dinner with the game on the background.

Martin Jones uses the force to make all the shots go wide
 
That was by far the best period the Kings have played all postseason. If it took pulling Quick to get it out of them, and to force them to sustain it going forward, it was worth it.
 

Sanjuro

Member
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.

NOW, YOU ALL KNOW I LIKE TO FIX MY TIE ALL THE TIME. IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, EH. LIKE PERFECTION, I ALSO ENJOY A NICE BOWL OF GOOD CANADIAN STEW, EH. WHAT'S IN THE STEW? CANADA, THAT'S WHAT.

NOW, FOLKS, I'M PRETTY TORN WITH THIS, EH. YA GOT MY BOYS THE BRUINS, AN' THEN YA GOT THEM CANADIENS, EH. YOU KNOW I LIKE MY HOCKEY ROUGH AN' TUMBLE, BUT YA GOTTA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, TOO, EH.

AN' I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT THORNTON, IF YOU'RE WATHCIN', EH, YOU AIN'T PLAYIN' RIGHT. THAT AIN'T THE WAY YOU ACT, EH. YOU DON'T SQUIRT YOUR WATER BOTTLE AT SOMEONE ON THE ICE, THAT'S COMMUNIST STUFF.

NOW, YOU LOOK AT PK SUBBAN, AN' HE AIN'T WANT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT, EH. THAT'S PLAYIN' SMART. THAT'S PLAYIN' WHI--RIGHT, EH. OPPOSIN' TEAM TRYIN' TO DISTRACT YOU? JUST KEEP SKATIN' EH. THUMBS UP, PK.

SHAWN, I AIN'T MAD AT YA, EH. JUST DON'T BE DOIN' THAT AGAIN. YOU'RE A GOOD ONTARIO KID, EH. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. PK, GOOD ON YA FOR KEEPIN' YOUR HEAD AN' NOT GETTIN' INVOLVED IN THAT NONSENSE. KEEP IT UP.

JIZZCICLE, YA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, OR YA PLAY THE WRONG WAY, EH. ONLY COMMIES PLAY THE WRONG WAY.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A BUNCH OF COMMIES WALK IN AN' FIT THEMSELVES INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL - THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO TOLD 'EM TO DO, EH, EMBARRASS THEMSELVES - ANYHOW, THEY'RE IN THERE SQUIRTIN' WATER AT EACH OTHER, EH, AN' THAT WAS REALLY GETTIN' ME STEAMED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, PK WALKED IN, GOT IN A STALL - HE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE HE'S PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY, EH - AN' SAT THERE DANGLIN' PUCKS. THEM COMMIES SQUIRTED WATER ON HIM, AN' HE JUST WIPED IT OFF AN' STARTED SINGIN' THE CANADIAN ANTHEM. BOY, I WAS SO PROUD, EH, LET ME TELL YOU. THOSE COMMIES GOT REAL EMBARRASSED AN' SQUIRTED WATER ON THEMSELVES AN' WALKED OUT. I HEAR THEY'RE IN CRIMMYA TRYIN' TO TAKE OVER A MCDONALD'S EH. EMBARRASSIN'.

PK REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. BOBBY WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING. GOD LOVE 'EM.

It's never ogre.
 

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
I'm kind of hoping the Queens win and the Ducks don't get another shot, so Jones gets a 0 saves shutout
 
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