manfestival
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2015 NHL Playoffs |OT| The King Is Dead
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holy fuck
yodathesoda
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Now I've seen everything. Poor Alex Burrows!
The motherfucker has bitten another player on the ice. Maybe that's why (among many other reasons) everyone in the league including the refs thinks he's a weaselly little prickjob.
Hey Marvie - when's your birthday? I found the perfect present for you!
Only $106.99 - I'm sure NHL-GAF would all chip in so we could make sure it ends up in your loving home.
The biggest question is - what would you do with it first? Sleep with it under your pillow to keep you feeling safe and secure, or take it out on the town as your wing-puck, using it to talk to all the local cats and show them you're a serious guy with serious tastes?
Only $106.99 - I'm sure NHL-GAF would all chip in so we could make sure it ends up in your loving home.
The biggest question is - what would you do with it first? Sleep with it under your pillow to keep you feeling safe and secure, or take it out on the town as your wing-puck, using it to talk to all the local cats and show them you're a serious guy with serious tastes?
Stoll has never heard of the "weed carrier" concept, I guess.
He never came across as being all that bright, not really that surprising.
dr.rocktopus
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I'm in Detroit till Thursday. Even though I don't really follow the Red Wings or the Lightning, I think I'm going to see tomorrow's game at the Joe since I'm probably not going to see playoff hockey anytime soon in Toronto 
I'm in Detroit till Thursday. Even though I don't really follow the Red Wings or the Lightning, I think I'm going to see tomorrow's game at the Joe since I'm probably not going to see playoff hockey anytime soon in Toronto
Awesome!
I'm thinking of going to see the Marlies vs Baby Red Wings this weekend at Ricoh >.>
Huey Lewis signed up on GAF just to respond to an almost year old thread? That's really funny actually.
He's also boning Erin Andrews. Fucking Stoll.
I've got some bad news for Stoll (yes I went to check Nevada law, I'm bored)
[...shall by punished by if weight for substance schedule 1 (MDMA) is more than...]
Is 4 grams or more, but less than 14 grams, for a category B felony by imprisonment in the state prison for a minimum term of not less than 1 year and a maximum term of not more than 6 years and by a fine of not more than $50,000.
and for coke:
A category E felony is a felony for which a court shall sentence a convicted person to imprisonment in the state prison for a minimum term of not less than 1 year and a maximum term of not more than 4 years. Except as otherwise provided in paragraph (b) of subsection 1 of NRS 176A.100, upon sentencing a person who is found guilty of a category E felony, the court shall suspend the execution of the sentence and grant probation to the person upon such conditions as the court deems appropriate. Such conditions of probation may include, but are not limited to, requiring the person to serve a term of confinement of not more than 1 year in the county jail. In addition to any other penalty, the court may impose a fine of not more than $5,000, unless a greater penalty is authorized or required by statute.
so basically
for MDMA: 1 year at least mandatory minimum, no parole/suspension of sentence possible
for coke: 1 year, but may be suspended at discretion of judge
... so either the judge fucks him over because he has TWO crimes at once (and he gets 2 years) or the judge can suspend the second sentence (and he gets 1 year in county jail, not state prison (what's the difference?)) or he pulls the "i'm rich bitches" card and we'll see
Wonder how he can get out of the mandatory minimum charge though.
Wonder if he can ask to go to the same jail as Voynov?
[...shall by punished by if weight for substance schedule 1 (MDMA) is more than...]
Is 4 grams or more, but less than 14 grams, for a category B felony by imprisonment in the state prison for a minimum term of not less than 1 year and a maximum term of not more than 6 years and by a fine of not more than $50,000.
and for coke:
A category E felony is a felony for which a court shall sentence a convicted person to imprisonment in the state prison for a minimum term of not less than 1 year and a maximum term of not more than 4 years. Except as otherwise provided in paragraph (b) of subsection 1 of NRS 176A.100, upon sentencing a person who is found guilty of a category E felony, the court shall suspend the execution of the sentence and grant probation to the person upon such conditions as the court deems appropriate. Such conditions of probation may include, but are not limited to, requiring the person to serve a term of confinement of not more than 1 year in the county jail. In addition to any other penalty, the court may impose a fine of not more than $5,000, unless a greater penalty is authorized or required by statute.
so basically
for MDMA: 1 year at least mandatory minimum, no parole/suspension of sentence possible
for coke: 1 year, but may be suspended at discretion of judge
... so either the judge fucks him over because he has TWO crimes at once (and he gets 2 years) or the judge can suspend the second sentence (and he gets 1 year in county jail, not state prison (what's the difference?)) or he pulls the "i'm rich bitches" card and we'll see
Wonder how he can get out of the mandatory minimum charge though.
Wonder if he can ask to go to the same jail as Voynov?
Calamari41
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I wish I could go back in time exactly one year and let Spring 2014 Acid know that Stoll would literally be on his way to jail a year from the elbow.
yodathesoda
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Lol there are POSITIVE Habs fans? We're the most negative fanbase you'll meet! Our biggest reason for thinking this team just doesn't have enough to win the cup really stems from the coaching staff and their terrible strategies. I'd love to see what this team is capable of under a coach that utilizes their strengths and has caught up with the modern game.
If we get in to next round, here's hoping we play Detroit. I think TBay would be a harder win.
TheKaeptain
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Of course not he doesn't play for the NBA. Someone had to had snitched on him because he's white and good looking. There's no way the cops suspected anything until someone opened their mouth.
CreeperBlocks
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I wanna believe it's one of four things in that thread.
The poster is either :The News,Huey Lewis's Girlfriend,Huey's Agent or An Obessed Huey Lewis Fan.
Unhandled Exception
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I hope it was Sutter.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Total BS, your boss should have done it himself and in person. Sorry you had to go through that. I've had to let people go too and it's awful.
I'm the person's immediate supervisor, and they're totally shocked and don't know what happened. Gonna meet in person on Thursday to finalize everything. Gonna lean on my boss heavily and try to get him to be in and lead the meeting. Don't totally disagree with the firing, but disagree in the manner and timing I was asked to do it.
Unhandled Exception
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Good job you monster.
Calamari41
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The way we do it is to have their direct supervisor, the department VP, and the CEO in the room. Your boss should be heavily involved... make sure he is on Thursday. Especially since it was his decision in the first place.
He's the owner of the company. I'm definitely gonna have him in the room. Not gonna give him a choice because I don't feel comfortable doing it alone when he was the one who basically forced it.
I thought you were a teacher or did I mistaken you with another Pens fan?
Come on sheeple, look beyond the surface and see the obvious truth - Stoll WAS the weed carrier for the group he was meeting. Now, based in his pecking order and salary we can assume the coke and Molly was for some or more likely all of the following:
Carter (let's just assume he's the "off ice" leader)
Brown
doughty
kopitar
Richards
Quick
Muzzin
... ok Stoll makes like 3 per, so anyone on a rookie deal is probably innocent. But everyone else is an obvious candidate.
Got promoted to dept head.
Oh that's shitty, sorry you had to go through with that. Good call having your boss in the room.
Calamari41
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I see, congrats. Firing people is shitty if it's not your decision.
I thought they didn't retract the penalty. They just didn't suspend him...
Doesn't sound like a lot. Let ask my seller.
Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 1m1 minute ago
Just landed in WPG. NHL rescinds instigator penalty for VAN's Alex Burrows, so he's good to go for G4. All quiet on supp discipline front.
Get him on the stand!
90% chance Stoll takes a plea bargain. If it goes to trial 100% chance they find him dead in a jail cell, killed by a hundred low bridge hip checks that ruin his knees so bad his heart bursts.
TheKaeptain
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You take Doughty's name off that list. We all know he runs on beer and maple syrup.
Ah ok. Saw this:
Nick Cotsonika ‏@cotsonika 1h1 hour ago
Burrows clearly instigated fight. The instigator remains on his record. If he gets another instigator in the playoffs, he will be suspended
We both know he has no money to afford drugs anyway
who's that? I trust Bob more
ZeroGravity
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Terrordactyl
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This is what I am saying, and you Canucks fans know it too, whether you want to admit it or not.
Terrordactyl
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:lol you don't know how the American justice system works. He'll never get that charge, he'll plea it down and walk with minimal probation. This is before considering that he's a professional athlete.
Edit: man I've been bad with doubles lately, my bad, I guess I expect this thread to move a bit quicker.
TheKaeptain
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Yep. Video games, beer, and pornstars cost money.
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