Hey Marvie - when's your birthday? I found the perfect present for you!
Only $106.99 - I'm sure NHL-GAF would all chip in so we could make sure it ends up in your loving home.
The biggest question is - what would you do with it first? Sleep with it under your pillow to keep you feeling safe and secure, or take it out on the town as your wing-puck, using it to talk to all the local cats and show them you're a serious guy with serious tastes?