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[yodathesoda]

Another thing to note, Albertans are notoriously bad drivers
Ask anyone from BC, they can corroborate

Compared to those drivers in Vancouver, we're fucking Mario Andretti's.

 

[Fata1moose]

I go to hockey and come back to find all hell has broken loose, Hawks get rolled and apparently Vancouver and Calgary went off the rails

Gonna have to catch up on these highlights to see what caused the Avalanche of salt here

Did someone say an Avalanche of salt?

 

[Smiley90]

Don't recall that pal.

Vancouver is Chinatown. Calgary is the wealthy part.

apologies, it was yoda

 

[Acid08]

Did someone say an Avalanche of salt?

19&21 isn't even here.

 

[Calamari41]

apologies, it was yoda

Easy mistake to make, all those fucking Albertans look the same.

 

[23qwerty]

Compared to those drivers in Vancouver, we're fucking Mario Andretti's.

Can't say I've seen much in the way of bad driving whenever I've been in Vancouver.

The thousands of Albertan drivers I see every summer though? Not a good sight.

 

[Fata1moose]

19&21 isn't even here.

Could you imagine?

 

[Smiley90]

Easy mistake to make, all those fucking Albertans look the same.

fucking white people, am i right?

Can't say I've seen much in the way of bad driving whenever I've been in Vancouver.

The thousands of Albertan drivers I see every summer though? Not a good sight.

dude I've driven in Richmond in the snow before

that was a once in a lifetime experience

 

[RC]

apologies, it was yoda

They don't call him "Braintrust" for nothing.

 

[23qwerty]

fucking white people, am i right?

Bigoted thug

dude I've driven in Richmond in the snow before

that was a once in a lifetime experience

I'm sure Vancouver in the snow is a whole nother experience omg

 

[Terrordactyl]

Did someone say an Avalanche of salt?

 

[yodathesoda]

All these posts out the woodwork after game 2.

Weird I didn't see you after game 1...

Welcome to the Dome on Sunday, enjoy the ride.

 

[trifelife]

EH SO LIKE INSTEAD OF GOIN' OUT BACK WITH THE OLD SHOTGUN LIKE SHOOTIN' GEESE, OLD JOHNNY BOY AND ME DECIDED TO AFTER THAT EURO COMMIE GOALIE EH, LIKE OLD-SCHOOL BAM BAM BARFIGHT LIKE LAST WEEK WITH JACK BUT THEN THESE CANUCKLEHEADBARISTS OR WHATEVER WITH THEIR FANCY "CLOTHES" AND LIKE "SKILL" OR WHATEVER THAT WORD THEY USED MEANS CAME LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH US BACK, SO LIKE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GET OUR ATV'S SO WE LIKE KINDA TRIED PUNCHING'EM BACK BUT THEY LIKE, TOTALLY HURT US AND AND LIKE I MEAN YEAH I MIGHT'VE ELBOWED THAT LACKADOODLE KID BUT HEY HE'S WEARING ALL THEM FANCY THICK JACKETS I CAN'T AFFORD THAT MAN I WAS JEALOUS SO LIKE THEY KEPT PUNCHING ME BACK AND NOW I FEEL LIKE KINDA MAD MAN, MY 6 BRO'S AND 4 SISTERS GONNA HAVE TO PATCH ME UP BEFORE WE GO DRINK MOLSON NEXT

Holy shit lol lol lol

Compared to those drivers in Vancouver, we're fucking Mario Andretti's.

You're fucking Mario Andretti's what?

 

[zedge]

BC and Alberta should just fuck already. All this tension between them can't be healthy.

Half the damn province of BC live in Alberta. No jobs there.

 

[Smiley90]

Holy shit lol lol lol



You're fucking Mario Andretti's what?

Do you REALLY want to know?

 

[MutFox]

Welcome to the Dome on Sunday, enjoy the ride.

Thanks, Can't wait!

 

[Acid08]

Welcome to the Dome on Sunday, enjoy the ride.

You're the kind of dude who starts fights in the stands, aren't you?

 

[yodathesoda]

Half the damn province of BC live in Alberta. No jobs there.

There's great opportunities in tree planting still.

 

[Tabris]

EH SO LIKE INSTEAD OF GOIN' OUT BACK WITH THE OLD SHOTGUN LIKE SHOOTIN' GEESE, OLD JOHNNY BOY AND ME DECIDED TO AFTER THAT EURO COMMIE GOALIE EH, LIKE OLD-SCHOOL BAM BAM BARFIGHT LIKE LAST WEEK WITH JACK BUT THEN THESE CANUCKLEHEADBARISTS OR WHATEVER WITH THEIR FANCY "CLOTHES" AND LIKE "SKILL" OR WHATEVER THAT WORD THEY USED MEANS CAME LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH US BACK, SO LIKE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GET OUR ATV'S SO WE LIKE KINDA TRIED PUNCHING'EM BACK BUT THEY LIKE, TOTALLY HURT US AND AND LIKE I MEAN YEAH I MIGHT'VE ELBOWED THAT LACKADOODLE KID BUT HEY HE'S WEARING ALL THEM FANCY THICK JACKETS I CAN'T AFFORD THAT MAN I WAS JEALOUS SO LIKE THEY KEPT PUNCHING ME BACK AND NOW I FEEL LIKE KINDA MAD MAN, MY 6 BRO'S AND 4 SISTERS GONNA HAVE TO PATCH ME UP BEFORE WE GO DRINK MOLSON NEXT

Spot on.

 

[23qwerty]

 

[trifelife]

Do you REALLY want to know?

OK, 21 questions!

Is it edible?

Is it brown?

Is it...

Peanut butter???

 

[Tabris]

How's that oil industry going for you guys?

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

OK, 21 questions!

Is it edible?

Is it brown?

Is it...

Peanut butter???

Well... Why do you think Calgary's mascot is a dog?

 

[Terrordactyl]

Smelly, don't quit your day job, 2/10 as a Don Quick backup.

 

[Smiley90]

OK, 21 questions!

Is it edible?

Is it brown?

Is it...

Peanut butter???

yes, after you kill it

yes, before you kill it

..... no

Smelly, don't quit your day job, 2/10 as a Don Quick backup.

What's funny is that I'd probably find a good job in Alberta, my job's related to biofuels

 

[Tabris]

Smelly, don't quit your day job, 2/10 as a Don Quick backup.

That wasn't Don Quick. That was yoda. And it was spot on.

 

[Socreges]

yodathesoda alleging fairweather fans - amazing.

Next we'll have zroid accusing people of getting too wrapped up in the numbers...

 

[yodathesoda]

How's that oil industry going for you guys?

Still good enough to carry you. Can't wait for Sunday.

 

[yodathesoda]

yodathesoda alleging fairweather fans - amazing.

Next we'll have zroid accusing people of getting too wrapped up in the numbers...

Find enough cash to afford cable yet?

 

[Tabris]

Still good enough to carry you. Can't wait for Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq08yOneY_0

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Still good enough to carry you. Can't wait for Sunday.

So how do you feel about going back to Vancouver down 1-3?

 

[Calamari41]

This British Columbia/Alberta rivalry is intensely fascinating.

 

[Smiley90]

yodathesoda alleging fairweather fans - amazing.

Next we'll have zroid accusing people of getting too wrapped up in the numbers...

where's dream when we need him

Find enough cash to afford cable yet?

wait what

This British Columbia/Alberta rivalry is intensely fascinating.

And here I was worried before the series started that Flames-GAF wasn't gonna show up

boy was I wrong

 

[Acid08]

This British Columbia/Alberta rivalry is intensely fascinating.

Seriously. This is beyond even the saltiest the California rivalries have gotten. Canada's Game indeed.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

This British Columbia/Alberta rivalry is intensely fascinating.

Out of all the insults thrown around, I'm a bit confused as to why not having cable is one

wait what

Public access TV or Gamecentre are for bigots

 

[zedge]

This British Columbia/Alberta rivalry is intensely fascinating.

They hate us but move her by the thousands every year. Alberta will surpass BC in population in a few years. It's ironic.

 

[Smiley90]

Out of all the insults thrown around, I'm a bit confused as to why not having cable is one

I'm somewhat confused too, not gonna lie

maybe cable is the new fancy thing out there, who knows

like next he'll say "soc probably hasn't even upgraded to a wireless phone yet"

They hate us but move her by the thousands every year. Alberta will surpass BC in population in a few years. It's ironic.

yeah the total population maybe, but not the number of families

 

[Marvie_3]

Seriously. This is beyond even the saltiest the California rivalries have gotten. Canada's Game indeed.

And people were against divisional playoffs.....

 

[yodathesoda]

Amazingly, I am at home with the gf and have no way to watch the Nucks/Flames. Hockeystreams hasn't come through yet and my go-to streaming site has two links to broken streams.

Dude coudn't find a way get CBC.

Our economy is fine.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I'm somewhat confused too, not gonna lie

maybe cable is the new fancy thing out there, who knows

like next he'll say "soc probably hasn't even upgraded to a wireless phone yet"



yeah the total population maybe, but not the number of families

The entire mobile communications infrastructure there is just cups and string

They hate us but move her by the thousands every year. Alberta will surpass BC in population in a few years. It's ironic.

Is it really an insult towards BC that Alberta has to look elsewhere to get competent workers they trust

Dude coudn't find a way get CBC.

Our economy is fine.

Fuck man, got 'em. The sickest burn. I'll tug your wallet chain for that one

 

[Tabris]

And taking pics of a hotel room

Here's an update:

Japan:

Airplane:

 

[trifelife]

Find enough cash to afford cable yet?

What

 

[RC]

Dude coudn't find a way get CBC.

Our economy is fine.

Maybe if you move around those rabbit ears you'll get more than one channel.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM

 

[Smiley90]

bc and alberta-gaf right now

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

bc and alberta-gaf right now

I think the worst part is that I can't tell which of us are still fucking around and which are actually seething about this

 

[yodathesoda]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

 

[zedge]

I'm somewhat confused too, not gonna lie

maybe cable is the new fancy thing out there, who knows

like next he'll say "soc probably hasn't even upgraded to a wireless phone yet"



yeah the total population maybe, but not the number of families

Famlies of crack addicts and meth heads? How awesome for you.

Shaw cable headquarters are in Calgary btw.

 

[23qwerty]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

The delusions are setting in

Famlies of crack addicts and meth heads? How awesome for you.

Shaw cable headquarters are in Calgary btw.

What? And what?
What??

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Saskatchewan NHL-GAF is the best (since I'm the only one I think, lol)

You all suck and are terrible drivers!