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[MutFox]

Shaw cable headquarters are in Calgary btw.

Yeah and their biggest market is in Vancouver.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

What position do you play

 

[RC]

Why is TV such a hot button issue in Alberta? You know we all have it right?

 

[Marvie_3]

bc and alberta-gaf right now

Daaaaaaaamn. That hairy Alberta dude just fucked up Tabris.

 

[iLLmAtlc]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

everyone save the receipt for next year

 

[23qwerty]

Daaaaaaaamn. That hairy Alberta dude just fucked up Tabris.

I'm calling the cops

 

[Tabris]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

Really? How many goals do your prospects have in these playoffs? Ours have scored 2 goals.

 

[Smiley90]

I think the worst part is that I can't tell which of us are still fucking around and which are actually seething about this

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

Famlies of crack addicts and meth heads? How awesome for you.

Shaw cable headquarters are in Calgary btw.

I have bad news for you comfy

The delusions are setting in



What? And what?
What??

Why is TV such a hot button issue in Alberta? You know we all have it right?

I'm as confused as you guys

Saskatchewan NHL-GAF is the best (since I'm the only one I think, lol)

You all suck and are terrible drivers!

I know nothing about Sasketchewan so I'm just gonna assume you're right

don't they have a vet school there?

 

[Calamari41]

Famlies of crack addicts and meth heads? How awesome for you.

Shaw cable headquarters are in Calgary btw.

See, this is the kind of research I'm talking about. Some other recommended areas to look into: compared suicide rates, rape statistics, and poverty numbers.

 

[Holiday]

These games tomorrow are going to be such a letdown in here after tonight, like Cinderella's salt slipper fell off.

 

[yodathesoda]

Really? How many goals do your prospects have in these playoffs? Ours have scored 2 goals.

If you want to compare the youth of the Flames compared to the Canucks you're fucking high.

 

[Socreges]

Find enough cash to afford cable yet?

Nope. Still struggling to get by. Wiping windshields isn't as lucrative as it used to be, what with the sun coming out and all. Last week I found some coins in the bottom of my suitcase, though, and rented a DVD. It's abated the thirst - at least for now.

Spoiler

Let's say I was in such a financial position where I couldn't afford cable, rather than it being a lifestyle decision (as well as saving money for my trip to Europe this summer). How do you see that as a good burn?

 

[SCHUEY F1]

The prospects that Calgary or Vancouver will win the cup, nil at best..

Ducks Habs Final!

 

[Smiley90]

also, why would anyone be proud of hosting the Shaw headquarters?

 

[IndoAssassin]

Lol Vancouver couldn't even sell out a playoff game. What was up with all those empty seats? Vancouver the bandwagon capital of the NHL

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I have bad news for you comfy

I know nothing about Sasketchewan so I'm just gonna assume you're right

Actually kinda disheartening I was hoping we were all taking the piss
Also Sask is great, Mosaic Stadium is like nothing else when the Riders are playing

Daaaaaaaamn. That hairy Alberta dude just fucked up Tabris.

That's what he gets for having to get his parents to pay for his cable.

 

[Tabris]

also, why would anyone be proud of hosting the Shaw headquarters?

Cable is a big deal.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Actually kinda disheartening I was hoping we were all taking the piss
Also Sask is great, Mosaic Stadium is like nothing else when the Riders are playing



That's what he gets for having to get his parents to pay for his cable.

Labour Day games are a blast. Looking forward to going to a game when the new stadium is done.

 

[Smiley90]

Lol Vancouver couldn't even sell out a playoff game. What was up with all those empty seats? Vancouver the bandwagon of the NHL

who the fuck are you

 

[Marvie_3]

If I fall asleep before the BC vs Alberta: which is the better way to tie your shoes battle I'm going to be pissed.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Lol Vancouver couldn't even sell out a playoff game. What was up with all those empty seats? Vancouver the bandwagon capital of the NHL

Uh

Until October they had a sellout streak since 2002
They missed the playoffs three times and had some awful awful futures at some points. And still sold out until then

If I fall asleep before the BC vs Alberta: which is the better way to tie your shoes battle I'm going to be pissed.

Slip on Doc Martens

 

[iLLmAtlc]

we got
racism
poor shaming the bourgeoisie

 

[Holiday]

If I fall asleep before the BC vs Alberta: which is the better way to tie your shoes battle I'm going to be pissed.

But can you watch it on cable later?

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

we got
racism
poor shaming the bourgeoisie

say that on cable fucker not online and see what happens

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

They should be like us Californians. We love each other.



This is a brilliant joke.

I'm happy someone got it

Cable is a big deal.

Dat bourgeois Vancouverite attitude

 

[Marvie_3]

Labour Day games are a blast. Looking forward to going to a game when the new stadium is done.

Go back to England you extra letter in your word having old man.

 

[RC]

If I fall asleep before the BC vs Alberta: which is the better way to tie your shoes battle I'm going to be pissed.

We win by default. They don't wear shoes in Alberta.

 

[23qwerty]

We win by default. They don't wear shoes in Alberta.

Not all Albertans don't wear shoes...

 

[lupin23rd]

The best part is that this is pretty much the last hurrah for the old ass Canucks.

We're on the up with youth and prospects.

It's a beautiful time.

Yeah Bo Horvat is looking pretty fucking good right now.

Edler is probably going to kill one of the Flames rookies the next time he lays them out, hope you got a few more to call up.

Actually call up two, because you know Ferland is going to be in the box most of the next 6 periods for being a dumbass and probably needs to be sent to the press box.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Go back to England you extra letter in your word having old man.

Lol, also

Metric vs. Imperial, lets do this

We win by default. They don't wear shoes in Alberta.

You have Tabris therefore your argument is invalid.

 

[yodathesoda]

Nope. Still struggling to get by. Wiping windshields isn't as lucrative as it used to be, what with the sun coming out and all. Last week I found some coins in the bottom of my suitcase, though, and rented a DVD. It's abated the thirst - at least for now.

Spoiler

Let's say I was in such a financial position where I couldn't afford cable, rather than it being a lifestyle decision (as well as saving money for my trip to Europe this summer). How do you see that as a good burn?

I'm sorry that you are unable to afford the luxuries of basic cable and European Vacation at the same time.

Should move to Alberta.

We make lots of money here.

And have a better hockey team.

 

[Razorskin]

 

[Tabris]

Dat bourgeois Vancouverite attitude

I did feel pretty bourgeois the last 2 weeks. Here was the dessert at one of the restaurants we went to:

Didn't even know how to eat it at first It's supposed to be a dragon on a cloud. The entire thing was the dessert.

 

[Marvie_3]

We win by default. They don't wear shoes in Alberta.

Neither do all you god damn sandal wearing BC hippies

Spoiler

with all your wonderful not legal but no one gives a fuck about it things

Lol, also

Metric vs. Imperial, lets do this

Even I'm not dumb or drunk enough to argue for the Imperial system.

You have Tabris therefore your argument is invalid.

TABRALITY

 

[23qwerty]

I'm sorry that you are unable to afford the luxuries of basic cable and European Vacation at the same time.

Should move to Alberta.

We make lots of money here.

And have a better hockey team.

You're bad at this

 

[Socreges]

I still can't get over the cable stuff...

Yeah well maybe I'm a hypocrite... but you can't even tell me what happened on Two and a Half Men last night!

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I'm sorry that you are unable to afford the luxuries of basic cable and European Vacation at the same time.

Should move to Alberta.

We make lots of money here.

And have a better hockey team.

And it all stays under one family tree so you know who's trustworthy

 

[yodathesoda]

Yeah Bo Horvat is looking pretty fucking good right now.

Edler is probably going to kill one of the Flames rookies the next time he lays them out, hope you got a few more to call up.

Actually call up two, because you know Ferland is going to be in the box most of the next 6 periods for being a dumbass and probably needs to be sent to the press box.

Which one will they kill? Calder trophy winner Johnny Gaudreau or perhaps Sam Bennet or maybe Ferland. Was great seeing him treat Burrows like a bitch in game one.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

:lol

 

[Cindro]

Here you go:

!!!

<3

QZard is love, QZard is life

Ain't no stoppin' the Hawks now!

 

[Acid08]

I'm sorry that you are unable to afford the luxuries of basic cable and European Vacation at the same time.

Should move to Alberta.

We make lots of money here.

And have a better hockey team.

Could Alberta dads beat up BC dads?

 

[railGUN]

Could Alberta dads beat up BC dads?

When they sober up, maybe.

 

[Tabris]

When they sober up, maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiUBrytO52k&spfreload=10

 

[trifelife]

Could Alberta dads beat up BC dads?

Too busy beating Alberta moms

 

[23qwerty]

Could Alberta dads beat up BC dads?

Not a fair fight though, Alberta dads have too many guns

 

[MutFox]

Is yoda usually this immature or is he drunk?

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Too busy beating Alberta moms

Domestic abuse isn't funny.

 

[zedge]

Didn't even know how to eat it at first .

First time is always awkward. Just wiggle your tongue around there a bit, suck softly. She will let you know when it feels good. Good job sparky.

 

[Heretic]

I'm so triggered right now

And the other 'A' goes to you!




Edit: Zedge didn't leave after all!

 

[Acid08]

First time is always awkward. Just wiggle your tongue around there a bit, suck softly. She will let you know when it feels good. Good job sparky.

uh