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[MechDX]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 2m2 minutes ago
Trading for Joe Thomas makes plenty of sense for the Vikings. But the Browns will want seven first-round draft picks for him.

Not necessarily this tweet that got me but the second response:

Current Mood ‏@DoctorVic_F 1m1 minute ago
@ProFootballTalk and miss on all of them

 

[Line_HTX]

Jesus Christ. They are trying to turn Edelman into Bledsoe.

Is that a good thing?

 

[jmdajr]

First sign of the 90/99 "Effect". I mentioned this at BRB yesterday. With a healthy Clowney and Watt someone is getting seriously free to attack on that defense. OLB Mercilus off to a strong start and ILB Benardrick McKinney had a great game vs. the Chiefs.

Cant block everyone



Damn.

I sure hope the trend continues Thursday!

 

[Sanjuro]

It's like RG3 and Gordon made a pact at prom that if one of them wasn't playing football, neither would.

 

[jmdajr]

Gordon thing is just a tweet from 2015.

Right?

 

[WedgeX]

Gordon thing is just a tweet from 2015.

Right?

Looks like nope.

 

[Sanjuro]

Is that a good thing?

Depends on how the surgery goes.

 

[MechDX]

http://www.battleredblog.com/2016/9...exans-week-three-preview-new-england-patriots

That’s just during the game. It is no secret that the "Patriots" have perpetrated conspiracies to corrupt the neutrality of the great game of football. Whether it’s spying on the other team’s practice habits or installing cameras in opposing team’s locker room or deflating footballs to flagrantly unacceptable level of 0.5 PSI in footballs for famed synthetic quarterback Tom Brady’s approval. Nothing is too low for the morally bankrupt "Patriots" and their revolting underhandedness. It is sad that they see themselves as unable to win without resorting to such tricks, unlike principled Houston Texans football performances against the Bears and Chiefs.

The devious machinations of "Patriots" coaching staff and ownership has not gone unpunished. After long circus displaying just how guilty he is, though, being a cyborg, he himself is unable to feel guilt, Tom Brady has been suspended for four games and will not play against mighty Texans’ defense. Speaking on behalf of objective Ministry of Information, we applaud our great comrade commissar Roger Goodell for rooting out the "Patriots" corrupt plans and agree that great commissar has absolute right to purge enemies of football as he sees fit.

Comrades! Your stalwart heroic Houston Texans emerged from Sunday with a flawless 19-12 victory over the weak-willed Chiefs of Kansas City! There can no longer be any doubt that our glorious Houston Texans are a better team than whiny fraudulent pretenders that are the Chiefs.

This week, however, poses a grave threat as the Texans leave magnificent confines of Houston and travel north to face subversive "Patriots" of New England, an area of the country so dedicated to decadence, tyranny, and imperialism that it still uses the name of its old master.

:JNC

Spoiler

before anyone gets their panties in an uproar its a weekly parody post at BRB

 

[Slo]

Only Ray Rice has the resume to replace AD.

 

[BlackGhost]

Tia A. Ewing ‏@TIA_EWING 1h1 hour ago

Cuyahoga Co. issues arrest warrant for @JOSH_GORDONXII over failure to take paternity test for an entire year. @Browns @cleveland19news

...... .. . .

 

[jmdajr]

Only Ray Rice has the resume to replace AD.

heh heh heh

 

[WedgeX]

heh heh heh

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[MechDX]

Only Ray Rice has the resume to replace AD.

Spoiler

why do you insist on making me use this against you?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

http://www.battleredblog.com/2016/9...exans-week-three-preview-new-england-patriots





:JNC

Spoiler

before anyone gets their panties in an uproar its a weekly parody post at BRB

Fuck the "Patriots"

 

[WedgeX]

Fuck the "Patriots"

The la le li lo lu are the worst.

 

[SliceSabre]

Tia A. Ewing ‏@TIA_EWING 1h1 hour ago

Cuyahoga Co. issues arrest warrant for @JOSH_GORDONXII over failure to take paternity test for an entire year. @Browns @cleveland19news

I love being a Browns fan. You never get cold because there is always a dumpster fire going.

 

[Tom Penny]

Why am i not confident picking Miami vs the Browns in a suicide pick em..

 

[BlackGhost]

Why am i not confident picking Miami vs the Browns in a suicide pick em..

Pick the Browns. I'm pretty sure I've never led anyone astray!

 

[Gigglepoo]

Done for the year

The Vikings just got a lot more watchable.

Only Ray Rice has the resume to replace AD.

Don't lump Ray Rice in the same category as AP!

 

[Line_HTX]

Viking tackle Matt Kalil's hips will be on IR.

Man, it's just one thing after another for Slo and Co.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I still have faith.

It's impossible to Flim Flam the Zim Zam.

 

[Kave_Man]

Meh at least it's not weed.

 

[Himynameischris]

Why am i not confident picking Miami vs the Browns in a suicide pick em..

I wouldn't pick them either...

 

[Line_HTX]

I love being a Browns fan. You never get cold because there is always a dumpster fire going.

Well, it's something different this time, I guess.

 

[MechDX]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
#Dolphins RB Arian Foster, who is not at practice today, viewed as a long shot to play Sunday. A chance he plays in 2 weeks, though.

Arians hamstrings are freaking rubber bands at this point. He is so much fun to watch when he is healthy

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Tia A. Ewing ‏@TIA_EWING 1h1 hour ago

Cuyahoga Co. issues arrest warrant for @JOSH_GORDONXII over failure to take paternity test for an entire year. @Browns @cleveland19news

The one test he probably wants to fail and he doesn't even take it.

 

[Himynameischris]

‏@chrisperk 15m15 minutes ago
WR DeVante Parker practicing & appears he's full speed. Seems hamstring OK so far.

Awww yissssss

 

[Slo]

Spoiler

why do you insist on making me use this against you?

If you don't post it every page then how am I ever supposed to find it when I need it?!

 

[Hindl]

Patrick Smyth
‏@psmyth12
LB @Millerlite40 named AFC DPOW. Eclipsed 70-career sack mark (reg and playoffs) in 81 GP - Only R.White & J.Watt have done it faster.

Von keeps on winning

 

[MechDX]

If you don't post it every page then how am I ever supposed to find it when I need it?!

I don't care what EZ says Slo you are a smart man.

 

[Bitanator]

Von keeps on winning

Aldon Smith would have been special in there too if he was not a loser

 

[squicken]

smh Gordon

 

[Hindl]

Aldon Smith would have been special in there too if he was not a loser

Yeah probably. Also, considering sacks didn't start getting recorded till 1982, there may be players from earlier eras that also belong in this list. I'd be curious to see where someone like Deacon Jones falls. Also, breaking into it, it just reminds you how dominant Reggie was. Watt is amazing, but even he needed over a full extra season worth of games to reach 70 sacks over Reggie

 

[Striker]

Aldon Smith would have been special in there too if he was not a loser

Justin Smith wasn't playing forever.

 

[Bread]

Awww yissssss

i hear him and dion are close to coming back!

 

[squicken]

Matt Kalil out for the year.

Teddy, Peterson and now Khalil. Bradford is Patient zero

 

[Plasticine]

I don't care what EZ says Slo you are a smart man.

Like, actually smart or smart for a Minnesotan?

 

[Line_HTX]

Teddy, Peterson and now Khalil. Bradford is Patient zero

Bradford spreads the injury virus confirmed.

BWONG!

 

[MechDX]

Like, actually smart or smart for a Minnesotan?

 

[Himynameischris]

i hear him and dion are close to coming back!

I know you're a chargers fan now so you don't keep up with the pats anymore but he played on Sunday friend, but Dion will be back from his extended rest soon!!!

 

[squicken]

So basically the Vikes offense is the Rams 2013 offense except they have Stefon Diggs

 

[Goro Majima]

He's 31. Another long arduous recovery lies ahead. One year left on his deal. 6 million roster bonus due.

See ya Adrian.

He won't be missed.

Only bad thing is that now he'll have more time to spend with his kids.

 

[Fox318]

Somebody is offering me free jets tickets to one of these days

Which one should I go to?

Oct2 Seattle
Oct 23 Baltimore
Nov 13 LA
Dec 5 Colts
Jan1 Bills

 

[cdyhybrid]

So basically the Vikes offense is the Rams 2013 offense except they have Stefon Diggs

Panthers should get a solid win unless Scam melts down.

 

[yankeehater]

Somebody is offering me free jets tickets to one of these days

Which one should I go to?

Oct2 Seattle
Oct 23 Baltimore
Nov 13 LA
Dec 5 Colts
Jan1 Bills

Rams or Bills since they are both very winnable.

 

[Himynameischris]

Somebody is offering me free jets tickets to one of these days

Which one should I go to?

Oct2 Seattle
Oct 23 Baltimore
Nov 13 LA
Dec 5 Colts
Jan1 Bills

Sea or Balt might be the best games on there, but if you want to see them win, LA or Colts would be best chance.

 

[Bread]

I know you're a chargers fan now so you don't keep up with the pats anymore but he played on Sunday friend, but Dion will be back from his extended rest soon!!!

I know he played you fool! I had the game on in the background while I helped bae move <3

 

[otake]

I missed the first few games. Came back from Europe and the Jaguars are 0-2....

I had hopes for this season..

 

[Nemesis121]

Somebody is offering me free jets tickets to one of these days

Which one should I go to?

Oct2 Seattle
Oct 23 Baltimore
Nov 13 LA
Dec 5 Colts
Jan1 Bills

Seattle....Get see Ms Ciara play football..

 

[BannedEpisode]

Expect to see a lot of David Morgan or Rhett in two TE sets for the Vikes coming up.