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[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Do they sell khaki pants in Dallas?

Do they sell khaki cowboy hats? If so Harbs can be decked out in that shit.

 

[CrocMother]

Do they sell khaki pants in Dallas?

We will build a 500,000 sq ft khaki megastore in Arlington to accommodate him

 

[Greg]

Yeah a ton of docs play golf so I gotta get my act together. But I don't know the first thing about golf. How did you start out? Should I just go to a golf store and buy a set of clubs...?

since you're also a poor... there's a free 9-hole course 5 minutes from me

they even let you check out sets of clubs that were donated!

I haven't golfed in probably 15 years - I blame being left-handed and only having right-handed sets of clubs around me!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Here's my very realistic expectation of the next 8 months or so:

1) Jimmy Harbs wins CFB Championship, becomes annoyed at how easy it was and wants to go back to NFL
2) Cowboys don't win Superbowl
3) Stephen moves Jerry Jones to retirement home
4) Garrett fired
5) Jimmy harbs becomes Cowboys new HC
6) Prosperity

Bless your heart..

 

[Ibio]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Lol no ones bouta network with your basic ass.

:jnc


Dang BigAt working overtime tutoring the disrespect posts to others

 

[CrocMother]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

Please elaborate!

 

[Pepiope]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

Tell him that it isn't right to suspend Lane Johnson 10 games.

 

[Fox318]

rando14
no ones bouta network with my basic ass
Today, 12:35 PM

 

[Fox318]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

Ask him if he thinks Jordan was better than Magic.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You don't either. You rather start some smuck name Brady in 2 weeks.

Mariota sucks

 

[sf2fanatic]

Mariota sucks

Duh. I been telling you that since we drafting him.

Oh yeah fuck the gatas. Cost me some mad money last week.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

rando14
no ones bouta network with my basic ass
Today, 12:35 PM

I love this

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Mariota sucks

It hurts because it's true

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Duh. I been telling you that since we drafting him.

Oh yeah fuck the gatas. Cost me some mad money last week.

lol never bet on the gators

 

[Striker]

They only have two healthy safeties on the roster right now and one of them was only elevated from the practice squad a week ago. They were working out Donte Whitner this weekend, so things are quite desperate.

Also they'll probably be down two CBs against Minnesota. We fucked.

Fear Sammy.

 

[Euron]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

Introduce him to NFL GAF and tell him we also hate the Pats

 

[Eleuin]

Lol no ones bouta network with your basic ass.

damn

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'll network with you, Rando. We just need to sign up at the same country club. Bread Will join us as well.

 

[Sanjuro]

For the first time in my life, someone has eaten my lunch.

 

[MechDX]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

Rip off your shirt
Watch game shirtless
Give him stink eye until he does the same
????
profit

 

[Alligatorjandro]

For the first time in my life, someone has eaten my lunch.

What was it

 

[Sanjuro]

What was it

Pastrami sandwich on rye with a pickle and Cape Cod chips.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Pastrami sandwich on rye with a pickle and Cape Cod chips.

Kosher Pastrami?

 

[Tom Penny]

Yeah a ton of docs play golf so I gotta get my act together. But I don't know the first thing about golf. How did you start out? Should I just go to a golf store and buy a set of clubs...?

I'm definitely not the one to ask. You can can get decent whole sets for a few hundred bucks nowadays. Get like a 3 pack of lessons or something then go at it.

 

[Sanjuro]

Kosher Pastrami?

Nah.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I need to learn how to play golf. There are way too many networking opportunities to ignore it...

Randolph, I will travel to the town of See At El and teach you how to play golf.

I happen to be a master!

EDIT: Since you're just starting out, I would not recommend spending that much on clubs. You don't even know if you'll like it yet and that's a lot of money to not use!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

*Sees Miami v Georgia Tech score..*

*waves at RBH*

 

[BlackGhost]

Holy shit , Browns lb Nate Orchard placed on IR. More injuries pls ;_;

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Holy shit , Browns lb Nate Orchard placed on IR. More injuries pls ;_;

Fuck everything

 

[jbug617]

Pastrami sandwich on rye with a pickle and Cape Cod chips.

mustard?

 

[MechDX]

Fuck everything

You , Kave and Gobias dont deserve this.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

You , Kave and Gobias done deserve this.

Kave did nothing wrong! He is the Griffith of NFL-GAF!

 

[BlackGhost]

You , Kave and Gobias dont deserve this.

Hmmm I'm starting to think you leaving me out of these posts isn't an accident 🤔🤔🤔.

Naaaaw must be a accident

 

[Sanjuro]

mustard?

I had some hot mustard slathered over it.

 

[rando14]

Lol no ones bouta network with your basic ass.

Holy shit , Browns lb Nate Orchard placed on IR. More injuries pls ;_;

That karmic justice came quickly today!!

 

[KingBroly]

Tomorrow I'll be watching the Jags/Colts game in the same box as Goodell, how do I make the most of this?

One, you need a photograph with you and him

Two, you need to make a joke about deflated balls

Three, If Luck or Bortles get hit in the head and no flag is thrown, quip that they're too young to get those kind of calls

 

[bionic77]

Yeah a ton of docs play golf so I gotta get my act together. But I don't know the first thing about golf. How did you start out? Should I just go to a golf store and buy a set of clubs...?



Ouch dude

Get a wedge, a driver, and a 7 iron.

Then find someone to give you a lesson on how to hold the club, address the ball and the basic mechanics of a swing.

If your teacher is good and you are not Floyd you should be making contact with one lesson.

Then go to the driving lesson 1-3 times a week for a month. After a month you will know how to use each club as a basic level.

Get a full set and play a full round at the ghettoist club you can find. You will suck and it will take forever.

Keep playing and you might be good after a year or two if you play a lot.

This shit ain't rocket science.

 

[BlackGhost]

That karmic justice came quickly today!!

Lol it was probably worth it

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You , Kave and Gobias dont deserve this.

Thank you friend?

Kave did nothing wrong! He is the Griffith of NFL-GAF!

But didnt Griffith do everything wrong?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Pastrami sandwich on rye with a pickle and Cape Cod chips.

Of course you lunch is going to get jacked. You gotta protect the pastrami. Take the roll up pin

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Thank you friend?


But didnt Griffith do everything wrong?

Griffith did what was needed for the greater good, so if Kave sacrifices you'll at God Hand don't take it personally. I may or may not became a Griffith-apologist due to the long Boat ride screwing with my sanity.

 

[Fox318]

Most important 3 things I could tell people about Golf

1. Keep a calm mind. Don't let your shots guide your emotions and let fustration through. Pretend you are a Vulcan.
2. Be consisitant with your strokes. You don't always need to swing 100% but maintaing a form no matter how bad it is will allow you to plan better.
3. Sometimes the best way to play is to play safe. Guys who hit the middle of the fareway tend to be better than guys who have the power to hit the ball long.

 

[Narag]

Most important 3 things I could tell people about Golf

1. Keep a calm mind. Don't let your shots guide your emotions and let fustration through. Pretend you are a Vulcan.
2. Be consisitant with your strokes. You don't always need to swing 100% but maintaing a form no matter how bad it is will allow you to plan better.
3. Sometimes the best way to play is to play safe. Guys who hit the middle of the fareway tend to be better than guys who have the power to hit the ball long.

4. Be the ball

 

[CrocMother]

You really need someone to teach you at golf when you are first starting out. I suppose you could youtube it but that would be a struggle.

Par 3's and driving ranges are the best.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Griffith did what was needed for the greater good.

Griffith did it for Griffith..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Just pound some brewskis and put that motherfucker in the hole

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Griffith did it for Griffith..

All I'm saying is Kave deserves happiness, even if it means the death of every other Brown fan in a horrible fashion! Griffith was justified! JUSTIFIED! Enrico Puchi (the guy from my avvy) would agree with this!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Just pound some brewskis and put that motherfucker in the hole

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Just pound some brewskis and put that motherfucker in the hole

uh, we're still talking about golf here right?