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300: RIse of an Empire reviews
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i can give you two big reasons why you're wrong
Exotoro
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her eyes right
Classy.
George Oscar Bluth II
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Right now my avatar is the best response to that.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Let's be grateful. Eva Green has returned for 2014, until she disappears again for an extended period of time.
Skiptastic
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Speaking of eyes, can a mod fix that capitalized I in the title. It is making my brain hurt.
Miles Quaritch
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In what way? Looks? Acting ability?
As an actress? agreed I hate all his performances.
As a woman? oh man, she is hot as all hell!!
FantasticMrFoxdie
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AnathemicOne
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I will watch this for Eva Green
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Movie wasn't half-bad.
The protagonist (don't even remember his name) didn't have even 1/2 of the charisma, testosterone, and hype that Leonidus had in the original, but the visuals and sound brought it up to par. Lena Headey did a fantastic job as always although her role is hardly a prominent one, and Artemesia's (Eva Green) character may as well have been the main character of the film. Even if she wasn't played by what happens to be a gorgeous actress, she was easily the best part. The action was merely ok with a few standout badass moments.
It's not a bad idea to rewatch the original 300 before this, but it's not necessary either. I only saw it once back in theatres, but it brings you back up to speed pretty effectively.
3/5
The protagonist (don't even remember his name) didn't have even 1/2 of the charisma, testosterone, and hype that Leonidus had in the original, but the visuals and sound brought it up to par. Lena Headey did a fantastic job as always although her role is hardly a prominent one, and Artemesia's (Eva Green) character may as well have been the main character of the film. Even if she wasn't played by what happens to be a gorgeous actress, she was easily the best part. The action was merely ok with a few standout badass moments.
It's not a bad idea to rewatch the original 300 before this, but it's not necessary either. I only saw it once back in theatres, but it brings you back up to speed pretty effectively.
3/5
Just saw it and I agree with the above except that I would rate it 3.5/5 only because of Eva Green.
DAT SCENE
#teamEva
Finaika
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Face?
Discotheque
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i'll catch this when it hits bluray for strike back and eva green's sake. she looks awesome in here.
Version 3.0
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Don't know who she is...
Google image search...
Eh. Assuming you meant visually, I agree. No idea if she's a good actress, obviously.
Is Queen Cersei still in this? Now she's hot.
GraveRobberX
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No "By Jupiter's Cock" or "Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!", No Sale!
The Dutch Slayer
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Just got my ticketes for Sunday #hype!
Lee Chaolan
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Also was surprised to hear this wasn't terrible. Gonna go see it soon for sure.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
She makes you want to masturbate as you are watching the movie.
Lee Chaolan
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I'm going to keep my expecations low, even with this positive press it's getting. Part of me is saying a sequel without the 300, without Leonidas has to be crap.
So I want to be proved wrong. xD
You took the words right out of my mouth. Funny enough even most negative reviews are saying she's the best thing about the film.
You've listened too much Kanye West, there are no Trojans in 300.
I don't even trust reviews when it comes to a movie like this. First you'll have the historical accuracy crowd complain, which is absurd. Second you'll have those that hate the cinematography. Finally, you'll have those that see sexual innuendo in everything and can't get past the soldiers pecs.
Messofanego
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I love internet exaggerated lust posts like this.
Exhibit A.
Vampirolol
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If I hated the first movie because it ruined my view about this incredbile story and because it was boring, am I going to like this? Does it mimic Snyder's style?
shikamaroooo
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Won't lie this movies is getting better reception than I thought, hopefully get the time to watch it on Sunday
LegendofJoe
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I didn't enjoy the first one all that much. This kind of movie isn't my thing, but my wife loved it so I'll try to keep an open mind when we inevitably go see it in a few days.
I fucking adore Eva Green though, so the fact that she has a leading role will probably make me enjoy this more than the first movie.
I fucking adore Eva Green though, so the fact that she has a leading role will probably make me enjoy this more than the first movie.
b&jy77VjiKn$#F
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How was the slow-mo?
Fonz72
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Ahhh, so your looking for a historically accurate film then?
My wife and I had a Spartacus drinking game. Cock - 1 drink, Cock in ass - Chug it! Loads of fun!
I wasn't really hyped for this movie until I came to this thread. Now, I think I'll go this weekend!
Eva Green is great, loved her in Casino Royale and Camelot. Jokes aside, it really is all about those eyes.
Saw this last night and I had a blast. I think it just comes down to personal preference if you like this over the original or not (I prefer 300), but it was a lot of fun to watch. Green was the best part of the movie, but I enjoyed Stapleton's performance as well.
Snyder's writing is there, and you can tell a lot of this stuff is him.
If you enjoyed the first 300, you'll like this one, no doubt. If you didn't, I wouldn't bother too much with this one.
Snyder's writing is there, and you can tell a lot of this stuff is him.
If you enjoyed the first 300, you'll like this one, no doubt. If you didn't, I wouldn't bother too much with this one.
ZackieChan
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The boats were a pretty big deal and the reason why the Greeks won the battle. Also, they really only had one battle formation and you saw it a bunch in 300.
I heard that that this movie contains that Battle of Salamis right? If so,
then yes. In fact, it's her fault they lose, historically.
OriginofHysteria
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Will watch this for Eva Green and excessive violence.
Will not be disappointed.
Will not be disappointed.
Hmm, she survives the battle historically though. In fact Xerxes highly praises her afterwards
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Doing yourself a disservice. I was surprised at how good this was.
This was a strange, strange, film. I honestly don't know how it got made. It's a prequel, a sequel, and everything in between and it all works together. The 3D was great, and is the only way you should see this.
Eva Green is exceptional. I loved every bit of her. This was her film. She should have her own spin-off, I'd pay good money for this.
Ah, it's based on the Battle of Salamis. Meh. The trailers are too dark to see anything.
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