Ok, I just finished the book. Took me longer than I'd hoped, but I had a busy couple of weeks.
anyway, WHAT THE FUCK?! Is Jon really dead? I'm fucking pissed. I knew something wasn't right when Ghost was freaking out and he had him wait in the room. It was the same thing at the Red Wedding with Robb and Grey Wind. What was the point of Jon's entire character arc if he just ends up dying like that? Fuck that shit. I put the book down all day after I read that this afternoon and just now went back to finish up the book.
More impressions.
-All chapters from the North were great.
-As someone who fucking hated Theon in CoK, I was very pleasantly surprised to find that his chapters here were some of my favorites in the book. His whole arc was wonderfully done. I actually felt sorry for him, and loved how regretful he seemed when he mentioned that he should have been with Robb and died with him at the Red Wedding, and how he wanted to be a Stark.
-Disappointed that Bran only got 3 chapters (good as they were) and that Davos ended before actually going to get Rickon. I'm glad Rickon is at least mentioned though. The place he's at is Skagos right?
-What's the verdict on whether or not Stannis is really dead?
-Loved the introduction of Aegon and Griff. He's clearly doomed, but I love that they're actually fucking shit up over in Westeros now.
-I liked how Tyrion's chapters painted us a detailed image of the Free Cities area, but they seemed a little too frequent and slow moving. I also don't like Penny. If Tyrion fucks her, I'll cringe.
-I've always been one to say that Dany was overrated, and my opinion of her didn't really change much this book. I enjoyed her chapters enough, but always found myself wanted to get back to the North whenever I would reach one of her chapters. I also have the same complaint about her as with Tyrion, too many chapters for too little plot development.
-Barristan the Bold is awesome. That's all I really have to say about him.
-I really liked Quentyn, and it sucks that he died. I was really hoping for him to be one of the dragon riders. But of course, since I was hoping for it, GRRM had to kill him off.
-Victarion is a dim-witted asshole. I really hope he doesn't get a dragon. He had my least favorite chapters in the book, but they weren't really bad. I just hate the character.
Also severely disappointed in the lack of Arya throughout Feast and Dance. She's my favorite character and she got 5 chapters throughout the two books
Well, I only finished Feast 2 months before Dance came out, and I thought those two months were hell. Now I have to start the real wait...