About to have a threesome...

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She was genuinely amazingly hot, and somehow we ended up out in a street making out while she had her boobs out. I was kind of paranoid she was going to feel my penis' complete lack of motivation, so decided to turn her around and eat her out from behind in the vain hope my penis would spark to life.

I don't normally eat ass. I was just really that desperate to hide the fact that the MD had completely killed my dick.

The worst thing is I felt like such utterly hungover shite for the next few days, I didn't call or send her a text or anything. Texted her a week later, but obviously by then it was too late. However, this thread has shown me that I probably made it out lightly, as clearly if she was a stripper, she was of low moral character.
 

royalan

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Definitely one dick too many there. This there is the BAD kind of threesome.
LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....
 

Gustav

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LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....

Well, that's like his opinion, man.
 

andthebeatgoeson

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LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....

You don't understand why someone would be selfish and want to satisfy their own desires? Maybe one day Unicef will get into the threesome business...but until then
 
LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....

I'd wager because there are some men that don't really like dick.
 
I always miss the interesting relationship threads. It is probably because I'm naturally averse to entering relationship threads because they are stupid, contrived, unbelievable, and often boring as shit.

Yeah.
 

Askani

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White Man is the new Relationship Thread Cop for GAF. Now assured to get thousands of PMs for thread approvals that all start with:

"Dear White Man,

I never thought it could happen to me but...".
 

royalan

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Well, that's like his opinion, man.

Well, duh.

I wasn't necessarily attacking him for his opinion, just the fact that a LOT of guys would expect women to be "just a little bit bisexual" within the context of a threesome, but the mere suggestion that they go to that very same place with another guy in a threesome? NOPE. It's just so silly to me.

I'd wager because there are some men that don't really like dick.

You'd be surprised by how many DO.

You'd be surprised by how many straight men I know--genuine, true-blue straight men--that are at least curious. Curious about what it would feel like to touch another man, make out with another man, put another man's penis in their mouth or vise versa. That curiosity that women allow themselves to act on within the context of your fantasy-fulfilling MFF threesome is present in a lot of men, too.

We as a society are just so QUICK to place a permanent label on men who exhibit anything but the most masculine heteronormative qualities ("Wait, MMF threesome? One of them MUST be gay or bi"), that guys are afraid to allow themselves to go there. But the curiosity is there.
 
- > tells Internet forum he's going to have sex with his girlfriend while she bangs another dude simultaneously
- > talks about doing a bunch of illegal drugs beforehand
- > immediately posts easily identifiable pictures of himself on one of the biggest video game sites in the world

love it
 

tapedeck

Do I win a prize for talking about my penis on the Internet???
LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....
Err I certainly don't expect it, I'm not interested in having another dick in the mix either, but to each their own of course. My girl flirts with the idea of having a threesome with another woman all the time but honestly I think she just says it as a magical idea to get my attention, probably has zero chance of ever happening.

Oh and this thread has been incredible.
 

Faiz

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LOL - why?

I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.

But two dicks? NOPE....

Expect is a strong word...
 

Cromat

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People here are ungrateful. Well done OP, your story cleared and you look high enough to actually think posting this was a good idea. You have my respect.
 
You'd be surprised by how many DO.

You'd be surprised by how many straight men I know--genuine, true-blue straight men--that are at least curious. Curious about what it would feel like to touch another man, make out with another man, put another man's penis in their mouth or vise versa. That curiosity that women allow themselves to act on within the context of your fantasy-fulfilling MFF threesome is present in a lot of men, too.

We as a society are just so QUICK to place a permanent label on men who exhibit anything but the most masculine heteronormative qualities ("Wait, MMF threesome? One of them MUST be gay or bi"), that guys are afraid to allow themselves to go there. But the curiosity is there.

Oh, I'm not surprised. I'm just saying that there are also many that don't and aren't curious either. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
 

royalan

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Err I certainly don't expect it, I'm not interested in having another dick in the mix either, but to each their own of course. My girl flirts with the idea of having a threesome with another woman all the time but honestly I think she just says it as a magical idea to get my attention, probably has zero chance of ever happening.

Oh and this thread has been incredible.

Expect is a strong word...

...I don't get it. Maybe I haven't watched enough porn, but what kind of MFF threesomes are you two having where the two females aren't interacting in some way? What are they doing--just laying there, facing away from each other while they wait for their turn to receive your blessed dick? Paint me a picture. lol

Oh, I'm not surprised. I'm just saying that there are also many that don't and aren't curious either. It's not a hard concept to grasp.

Of course it's not a hard concept to grasp, but then this just kind of goes back to my first: that many of these same men would want the women they're having a threesome with to interact with each other in some way is really silly and a little hypocritical to me.
 

Antti

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...I don't get it. Maybe I haven't watched enough porn, but what kind of MFF threesomes are you two having where the two females aren't interacting in some way? What are they doing--just laying there, facing away from each other while they wait for their turn to receive your blessed dick? Paint me a picture. lol

Duh, the other one is tossing your salad non-stop.
 
Of course it's not a hard concept to grasp, but then this just kind of goes back to my first: that many of these same men would want the women they're having a threesome with to interact with each other in some way is really silly and a little hypocritical to me.

I don't see what's hypocritical about it. I'm simply not into dick or cuckold stuff but I do like women getting it on if they want to. It's not like there's an epidemic of men forcing women into FFM threesomes.
 
...I don't get it. Maybe I haven't watched enough porn, but what kind of MFF threesomes are you two having where the two females aren't interacting in some way? What are they doing--just laying there, facing away from each other while they wait for their turn to receive your blessed dick? Paint me a picture
Well, last time I checked, you could have one riding you and another sitting on your face. Or you're using fingers. Whatever works.
 

royalan

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I don't see what's hypocritical about it. I'm simply not into dick or cuckold stuff but I do like women getting it on if they want to. It's not like there's an epidemic of men forcing women into FFM threesomes.

Hey, to each his own. I just think it's a little silly when you blow the picture up with the amount of men who are like "two dudes banging the same chick? Nooo...now two chicks going at it with one dude? Now that's the "good kind" of gay stuff..."

Well, last time I checked, you could have one riding you and another sitting on your face. Or you're using fingers. Whatever works.

And those two women, when one's riding you and the other is sitting on your face...what are they doing? Chatting? Discussing the last episode of Orphan Black?
 
I really hate this relationship GAF trend. If I I don't get a picture of the three of them under covers or something, it's a three year ban, one for each member of the fictitous threesome.

If I'm wrong, oh well.

If you're really not joking you'll soon become my favorite mod.
 
White Man, you are the best mod ever. I thought the relationship threads were a little messy lately and tons of people were complaining about them.

Hey, to each his own. I just think it's a little silly when you blow the picture up with the amount of men who are like "two dudes banging the same chick? Nooo...now two chicks going at it with one dude? Now that's the "good kind" of gay stuff..."

I agree sis but you're not going to get far in this kind of thread with that view.
 

Hayvic

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...I don't get it. Maybe I haven't watched enough porn, but what kind of MFF threesomes are you two having where the two females aren't interacting in some way? What are they doing--just laying there, facing away from each other while they wait for their turn to receive your blessed dick? Paint me a picture.

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