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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. |OT| Tahiti is a Magical Place (to...Hey guys, I found it!)

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DECK'ARD

The Amiga Brotherhood
The problem with all of these interviews is that they show that these people don't get what's wrong with the show. Yes, it ought to be more serialized, but the problem with the show isn't that it's too episodic (though that's handled clumsily) - the X-Files was plenty episodic and was still brilliant. The issue is that the characters are boring and each individual episode is poorly written and unentertaining. Having a boring episode of TV turn out to lead into a later plot development doesn't make it into a good episode, and these writers fundamentally don't seem to understand that.

Yeah, the characters are very weak and the attempts at building their backstories are clumsy and hamfisted. They are too one-dimensional, so whatever about their past you are meant to care about just isn't very interesting because the characters are so uninteresting.

The Scooby Gang flying to each McGuffin of the week is also poorly done, and wrapped up too cleanly too easily. They just seem like a bunch of amateurs getting lucky each time, not a crack team. The pilot episode didn't even establish what they were needed for, or especially why them. Skye being invited in just because set it up from the start as very unbelievable and her character annoying in a 'why are you there!' way. It's been badly written from the start.

There is just no weight to anything, and presumedly can't be or S.H.I.E.L.D. proper would be dealing with it. Leaving a very flawed, and dated, concept that they expected to coast along because er, Marvel I guess. Nothing they say about the show gives much hope they know what is wrong with it or what to do with it.
 

richiek

steals Justin Bieber DVDs
Stan Lee will appear in Agents of SHIELD

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johnsmith

remember me
I watched 8 episodes and can't be bothered to watch the next 2 on my DVR. I can't believe there's still 12 left. I think I'm gonna stop watching unless I hear about how the show miraculously turned it around in the 2nd half.
 
I tuned in just for the Tahiti twist.

And Vicki has a point, why does a mid-tier agent like Coulson rank so much manpower? Just because he's friends with Hill and Fury?

Skye is grating.
 
So this chick works (and kills) for a boss she's never met. Her boss could be Mesmero, the Shadow King, or freaking Shuma Gorath.

Reminds of the last season of Once Upon a Time.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
yeah, that's been my opinion of Skye and her actress. Very pretty and seems to try hard, but something about how she acts is annoying me.
 
mommy loves you, and the lalilulelo wants to know why

V I wish they would put Reina in the comics. They'd totally wreck any subtlety her character has, though
 
No to the first 2 because they are mutants.

I don't mean literally those characters, just the idea that her boss could be some unspeakable horror from beyond the moon, and she doesn't even know what his/its objective is. She's not even doing it for the money, she's not a mercenary.

Ms. Hand looks like she'd be a fun hate-lay.
 

kirblar

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I don't mean literally those characters, just the idea that her boss could be some unspeakable horror from beyond the moon, and she doesn't even know what his/its objective is. She's not even doing it for the money, she's not a mercenary.

Ms. Hand looks like she'd be a fun hate-lay.
You don't have a chance with her. ;)
 

Slayven

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I don't mean literally those characters, just the idea that her boss could be some unspeakable horror from beyond the moon, and she doesn't even know what his/its objective is. She's not even doing it for the money, she's not a mercenary.

Ms. Hand looks like she'd be a fun hate-lay.
Thsoe that believe in the cause are the msot dangerous.

Been watching for Ruth Negga. As usual, her loveliness does not disappoint.

She Irish, mannnnnnnn
 

kirblar

Member
So....
They grabbed a parallel Coulson and dump our Coulson's memories into him?

edit...hmm maybe not. They're still vague about what it was.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
It appears they took his brain and put it in another body. If he was stabbed in the chest, he would have a scar or something.
 

Ripclawe

Banned
So we still don't know the whole story of what happened to Coulson???

nope

He was dead for days, fury moved "heaven and earth" to bring him back and they messed with his brain to give him nicer memories which is what we saw.

We still don't know exactly what happened.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
So...still don't know what happened, not exactly.

Brain thing was to try and wipe away the fact that he knew he had died and lost the will to live. It was post "coming back to life."

But being dead for days, obviously means something otherworldly.

I'm sticking with LMD, with reprogramming to not know it's a LMD.

oh shit, Mike's still alive
 
What happened? Just spoil me lol

Fury had Coulson worked on for days after he was killed by Loki doing crady procedures that damaged his brain. He was begging on the slab to let him die and stop the procedures. They basically rebuilt his brain after a week and gave him memories if Tahiti.
 
What happened? Just spoil me lol

They...still didn't explain it very well.
He was dead not for minutes or hours, but days, and Fury insisted they do a bunch of illegal operations to resurrect him. The ordeal was horrificly painful (to the extent that he was begging for death), so they manufactured memories of "Tahiti" by physically operating on his brain to placate his psyche. If even half of this is true Fury is worse than Amim Zola IMO.
 
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