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[isamu]

who's hotter outta these two? Best bod? Best face?

Biff didn't j00 say you are now into black girls? Who would j00 do first?

 

[samus4ever]

Alecia. No Doubt.

 

[karasu]

Equal but different. Beyonce has a hire wiggle facttor, but Alicia is smarter.

 

[Guzim]

Beyoncé.

 

[Stuggernaut]

wtf kind of thread like this has no pics!

 

[BlackMage]

WESLEY SNIPES... oh..

 

[AeroGod]

Alicia Keys is disgusting.

Beyonce has an ASS, but thats about it.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Beyonce.

 

[Incognito]

Alecia is a lesbian, though.

 

[OmniGamer]

Ewww, what' with the rampant "Alecia" misspelling? It's Alicia.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

You should be banned for not posting pics:

Somehow, crack and heroine don't seem so far off.

 

[BlackMage]

Ewww, what' with the rampant "Alecia" misspelling? It's Alicia.

"IT DOESNT MATTER HOW HER NAME IS SPELLED!"

 

[OmniGamer]

Ok Mr. RAWK

 

[Malleymal]

Alicia has a serious ASS trust me... I never touched, just saw, she just doesnt like to flaunt it like Beyonce, but I would go with B, because in person Alicia's skin is very bad... makeup +1

 

[Bobety]

Where the fuck are all the pics??

 

[Hooker]

Beyoncé does not, I repeat, does NOT have an ass~!! She's got hips, all of her ass has gone away after the went the skinny route.

As for the topic at hand, I'd take Beyoncé for a physical relationship, Alicia for actual talking and stuff. Plus, Alicia's music doesn't want to make me jump out of the building. (her new CD kinda does though, fucking hip-hop influences, stay soul goddamnit!!)

 

[Socreges]

Alicia Keys. She's gorgeous. Particularly when she's not wearing hats.

And the dreads. The dreads have to go.

Mixed > * ...yet again rings true.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Obviously none of you Alicia Keyes fans have seen the hi-res digital pics of her minus makeup, acne cream, and a mustache wax. It was truly frightening. Between the dolled up video versions of the two of them, Alicia may make a run at Beyonce, but in the real world, Miss Knowles is running away from Miss Keyes like Secretariat..

 

[hobbitx]

Normally a definite tie, but when Alicia wears her hair long, and down with no braids or other styles, she looks like a damn goddess. She made my jaw drop when I saw her looking that good.

 

[Socreges]

Obviously none of you Alicia Keyes fans have seen the hi-res digital pics of her minus makeup, acne cream, and a mustache wax.

We are yet to be so lucky. Let's see them.

Oh, and Beyonce sans makeup can't be much better. She didn't necessarily look BAD, but just... worse.

 

[warhead]

Alicia Keys, hands down.

 

[DSN2K]

no pics ?

BANNED!

 

[XS+]

Alicia Keys is like a 'Before' subject for Accutane, so Beyonce wins by default

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

I'll pretend I've never seen the hi-res pics and say Alicia Keys.

Love mulatto girls...

 

[isamu]

She's mixed??? Didn't know that.

Or and what's this thing about Beyonce being half cuban or some shit?

 

[Willco]

Beyoncé. Fact.

 

[Che]

Alecia is a lesbian, though.

Alicia +1

 

[Biff Hardbody]

who's hotter outta these two? Best bod? Best face?

Biff didn't j00 say you are now into black girls? Who would j00 do first?

Beyonce is better looking, but neither of them elongate my love pickle much.

 

[Willco]

That's because you're a racist, Biff. NICE TRY, HITLER. WE SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Hey, you don't get much blacker then Beyonce.

 

[Scrow]

where are pictures of Alicia? get posting damn it.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Funny how you all can manage to put an accent on the 'e', but mispell Alicia's name consistantly.

Alicia Keys has a phat ass... Don't sleep. Pics of her ass are *very* hard to find.

I have to give the nod to Alicia for the simple fact that I can't stand fakes hair or anything fake for that matter. Beyonce doesn't have a phat butt like a lot people think she doeAlthough her thighs and hips are where it's at.

 

[jiggle]

Keys +1

 

[DaCocoBrova]

With a name like Jiggle, I knew you'd come through!

 

[The Faceless Master]

Alicia vs Beyoncé isn't even a contest ..

Alicia is .. well .. decent .. ya know .. decent ass .. decent face (tho i havent seen those hi res pics without makeup)

Beyoncé is an upgrade on everything, and a serious upgrade in some areas...

tho i still think Kelly Rowland is hotter than both of 'em!

 

[DaCocoBrova]

^^

She has no ass... If that's your thing tho, more power to you. I don't know how you flatbootylovers deal w/ that sh!t.

Booty cheeks are like my control console. I need buttons to push. No ass is like a control pad w/ no buttons. Far less interactive.

Told you. Not huge, but more than I would ever have thought.

 

[ChumsGum]

Alicia is cool until she opens her mouth. Not only does she speak like she's from the ghetto, but she's got a speaking voice like a man.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Uhh... What ghetto have you been to?

She speaks very well, only w/ a NY accent.

By your definition, Beyonce speaks 'ghetto' too, since she has a southern accent.

 

[tmdorsey]

^^

She has no ass... If that's your thing tho, more power to you. I don't know how you flatbootylovers deal w/ that sh!t.

Booty cheeks are like my control console. I need buttons to push. No ass is like a control pad w/ no buttons. Far less interactive.

Told you. Not huge, but more than I would ever have thought.

*In my best Smokey voice*

That's my dawg!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Uhh... What ghetto have you been to?

She speaks very well, only w/ a NY accent.

By your definition, Beyonce speaks 'ghetto' too, since she has a southern accent.

A lot of people think that...it's weird. Almost like she should just be demure and go 'Tee hee' after each sentence.

'I like music...tee hee'

Either way:

I wonder how many times it'll jiggle after I slap it? This is a question that needs answering.

 

[aka]

I want to see these hi res pics of Alicia's face, the ones that show her without make-up. I've read many references to them but have never seen them with my own eyes. As far as the arse goes she has some *thighs* as witnessed in the 'If I Aint Got You' vid.

 

[Escape Goat]

Beyonce has the beauty and the talent. Beyonce wins.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Most white men are too obsessed with tiny asses on their women. Black men have it right, gimme the booty any day of the week.

 

[DarienA]

Beyonce has the beauty and the talent. Beyonce wins.

....this reminds me of something... I remember hearing somewhere that someone complained that while Alicia's biggest claim to fame was that she plays piano that she isn't very good. Not knowing anything about how you can tell that type of thing I have no idea... anybody else hear that?

 

[tt_deeb]

Alicia by far...

 

[Doth Togo]

My vote is for Norah Jones.

Love the glasses.

Also, just to welcome back the smilies...

 

[clipunderground]

Beyonce. No fucking contest.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

....

 

[Renegade]

Although ex-Destiny Child member Farah Franklin and Kelly Rowland have it over both of them, Beyonce is definitely prettier than Alicia. Alicia has actual talent though, and she's definitely brighter so I would choose her. Alicia is definitely not as pretty though.

Plus Alicia doesn't have Joe Camel by her side. The has (Who looks like) the Michelin Man

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

....this reminds me of something... I remember hearing somewhere that someone complained that while Alicia's biggest claim to fame was that she plays piano that she isn't very good. Not knowing anything about how you can tell that type of thing I have no idea... anybody else hear that?

I'm not sure but it sure is great listening to her than any other chick right now. I'd say her voice is her biggest talent with the piano playing a great break from the norm. It's always good now to see musicians in either hiphop or r&b that can play an instrument well.