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[mrmyth]

I wouldn't fuck Beyonce with half your dicks. She's just that annoying to me. Alicia Keys makes me worry about having my knob bitten off in a fit of rage. And Kelly Rowlands is cool, if you're into perpetual 13-year-olds. I'm going back to the 90's and hitting Tamia.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Without ever looking at her posterior, Norah can get it.

She exudes mystique and is easy on the eyes. The voice, her talent and the fact that she's rich seals the deal.

 

[Dilbert]

My vote is for Norah Jones.

Y'know, I'll vote for her too.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Grant Hill has been monkey-dogging Tamia's frame for a minute. Prolly looks like roast beef down there...

 

[mrmyth]

That's why I specified the 90's before that Dumbo-eared dogooder got to her.

 

[XS+]

:lol:lol:lol @ people who think a big butt is more important than a clear and pretty face.
Another vote for Beyonce (and the entire Destiny's Child crew past and 'present')

 

[DJ Demon J]

Grant Hill has been monkey-dogging Tamia's frame for a minute. Prolly looks like roast beef down there...

Damn DCB, I just started eating a Chipotle burrito and then I read this. Thanks a fucking lot.

 

[DarienA]

:lol:lol:lol @ people who think a big butt is more important than a clear and pretty face.
Another vote for Beyonce (and the entire Destiny's Child crew past and 'present')

Who said MORE important? For some of us it's AS important.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Thank you DarienA.

We agree on something finally.

 

[tt_deeb]

Wait a minute, who of the two doesn't have the ass? They both look fine too me.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Neither has an ass IMO. I'd show you better examples but I'm on a Federal network at the moment.

 

[XS+]

Who said MORE important? For some of us it's AS important.

Alicia has zits a mustache and chest hair.
I got the pictures I seen em

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

DCB:Fuck Da Man. Do it. Don't let him hold you down.

Alicia has zits a mustache and chest hair.
I got the pictures I seen em

I don't believe you. Post them or pm them to me. Or email. I can send you an address.

 

[tt_deeb]

Neither has an ass IMO. I'd show you better examples but I'm on a Federal network at the moment.

Neither has an ass?! Does JLo have an ass by your standards?

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Yes.

Yes she does.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Daaaaammnnnnn!

I believe in a thing called love!!!

 

[XS+]

I don't believe you. Post them or pm them to me. Or email. I can send you an address.

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But whatever floats ur boat

 

[tt_deeb]

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But whatever floats ur boat

I did not know that about myself.

 

[Takuan]

Beyonce has a better body, Alicia Keys has a nicer face... but they're both gorgeous.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

At first this topic horrified me. Then I realized it didn't say Alan Keyes.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

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But whatever floats ur boat

That brought back bad memories. Finding nipple hair in the dark is why women should go toppless in public.

 

[capslock]

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But whatever floats ur boat

Good grief, from the way you guys were carrying on I though her face would look like a Pappa John's special, I've seen way worse, and where are the promised chest hair and mustache?

 

[Hooker]

THIS is what a call a good ass, not too big, just PERFECT!! (and yes, I've been trying to pimp this picture for a week or so now )

 

[DaCocoBrova]

I'm home now...


Prepare.

 

[Kseutron]

beyonce wins

but IMO, alizee is even better than those two



oh and the black eyed peas girl is just awesome

 

[SKluck]

No, the BEP girl is not awesome. Don't make us post high res pics of her too. She looks like she is 50 with 10 pounds of make up. She already has wrinkles too.

 

[mrmyth]

oh and the black eyed peas girl is just awesome

uh, no.

She looks like somebody beat her with a Play-Doh stick.

COLLAGEN GET!

 

[Poody]

I've read somewhere Damon Dash said Beyonce has repulsively bad breath.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Beyonce > Alicia Keys

But, I enter a new contestant, Gabrielle Union in Cradle 2 The Grave (shut up):

Also here

 

[XS+]

But, I enter a new contestant, Gabrielle Union in Cradle 2 The Grave (shut up):

Also here

I'd love to form a perfect Union with Gabrielle

 

[MIMIC]

Alicia has her own style, but overall, my vote goes for Beyonce.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

The BEP broad is wack. Tarnished the thread in fact.

That's better.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

It's strange, I know Gabrielle Union is pretty... but she does nothing for me.

Always liked Tamia though, too bad her career's in the crapper.

Edit* The ass on the asian chick is fantastic by the way...

 

[DaCocoBrova]

 

[Twistaer]

I hope I don't get banned for this:

Now Beyonce has an ASS!!!!!!!

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Thighs! All thighs!

 

[Bishman]

Beyonce all the way.

 

[isamu]

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But whatever floats ur boat

Oh well, so much for this poll. Yikes. No thanks.

:lol:lol:lol @ people who think a big butt is more important than a clear and pretty face.

Depends on the kind of girl. If she's black has an ugly face, I expect the best ass man has ever seen. If she's asian, has a pretty face but no ass, it's still cool with me. If she's white, has no ass and no face, but has money...we can still get busy

 

[isamu]

Beyonce > Alicia Keys

But, I enter a new contestant, Gabrielle Union in Cradle 2 The Grave (shut up):

Shit...I forgot all about GU. Boogie wins. Goodnight.

That's better.

Would you happen to have a name you can attach to this beautiful specimen?

 

[isamu]

Yes.

Yes she does.

WTF is that real??