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Shaw birthed the first fucker too. The trilobite. Maybe it has something to do with that.
Ugh.
Best not to think too much. It's a monster film.
Ugh.
Best not to think too much. It's a monster film.
So Ridley Scott is explaining the origin of the Xenomorph as being made by David? Is that it?
Just out from seeing this.
Overall I enjoyed it. Fassbender is excellent and I love David as a villain. Also thought the scenes involving the Xeno hit all the right notes, with the exception of the air lock stuff which felt like it tried to ape both Alien and Aliens whilst falling totally flat in comparison to both.
Main issues are;
1.) The chest burster raising its arms to David was laughably bad
2.) Did this film seriously get through to release without anybody going "Hang on a sec.." about the script of that flute scene?
3.) I feel like there were a number of emotional plays amongst and regarding the crew members that didn't work and/or just fell flat. Keeping Daniels alive was worth it for the ending alone but other than that, I thought David was very much the "lead" here and the cast were entirely expendable.
4.) I'm VERY worried about the future of Aliens. Talk of retconning Alien 3 has always pissed me off but doing the same of Aliens is unthinkable. To what degree the Queen and how the eggs made it to LV426 are explained in Scott's next film(s?) will dictate how much I consider Prometheus and Covenant as true Alien films, or whether I go back to only considering Alien, Aliens and Isolation.
Generally though I had a good time with what turned out to be a serviceable and surprisingly engaging Alien movie. I'd say it's a fairly solid 6/10 which is about where I expected (and hoped).
Is Franco in the film at all?
Watched a screening last night...
...when the credits rolled there was a collective sentiment of "that was so shit" echoing around the auditorium.
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Yep. Plus the audience at my screening erupted with laughter at the Fassbender 'fingering' bit.
Same here.
And the part where David suddenly emerges Aragorn style, and shoots a flare in the sky. Muffled laughter.
And the part where David and Walter have a Matrix style fight and Walter makes it even more obvious by saying they got "upgrades".
Sigh.
It makes no sense to me that nobody watched the film before release and didn't comment on those sections, the script for the flute scene was diabolical and killed any atmosphere for the whole cinema audience.
It simply had to be re-written, they must have known that people would laugh.
Yikes, I hope Blade Runner 2049 doesn't end up this bad.
It makes no sense to me that nobody watched the film before release and didn't comment on those sections, the script for the flute scene was diabolical and killed any atmosphere for the whole cinema audience.
It simply had to be re-written, they must have known that people would laugh.
Ridley Scott's involvement in that seems to begin and end with having a couple dinners with Villeneuve and hiring Michael Green to adapt one of Hampton Fancher's earlier scripts.
Basically, because he was off making this thing, he really didn't have time to fuck with what's happening on that project.
Hooray!Ridley Scott's involvement in that seems to begin and end with having a couple dinners with Villeneuve and hiring Michael Green to adapt one of Hampton Fancher's earlier scripts.
Basically, because he was off making this thing, he really didn't have time to fuck with what's happening on that project.
So Ridley Scott is explaining the origin of the Xenomorph as being made by David? Is that it?
Unquestionably. How far we've come from "Get away from her you bitch!"."I'll do the fingering." Best quote ever in the Alien series. Hands down.
I WARNED Y'ALLGetting hyped for a new Alien movie after Prometheus happened
what are ya doing, brehs
Yep. Plus the audience at my screening erupted with laughter at the Fassbender 'fingering' bit.
1) Dunno what's with Ridley and hand-raising altogether. Happens in Prometheus too with Idris Elba & crew when the scientist ship crashes into the Engineer ship. That was just laughable instead of...whatever it was he was going for.Main issues are;
1.) The chest burster raising its arms to David was laughably bad
2.) Did this film seriously get through to release without anybody going "Hang on a sec.." about the script of that flute scene?
3.) I feel like there were a number of emotional plays amongst and regarding the crew members that didn't work and/or just fell flat. Keeping Daniels alive was worth it for the ending alone but other than that, I thought David was very much the "lead" here and the cast were entirely expendable.
4.) I'm VERY worried about the future of Aliens. Talk of retconning Alien 3 has always pissed me off but doing the same of Aliens is unthinkable. To what degree the Queen and how the eggs made it to LV426 are explained in Scott's next film(s?) will dictate how much I consider Prometheus and Covenant as true Alien films, or whether I go back to only considering Alien, Aliens and Isolation.
Also, on the subject of the arm raising chestbuster....why did it even have legs? Chestbursters don't have legs. Or is this still supposed to be an 'earlier' version before David completed work on them?
The chestburster in Aliens had arms whereas the one in Alien didn't, there have already been different versions. Obviously the one in Covenant looks dumb but in principle it makes sense that there would be some variation in the chestbursters just like the xenomoprhs themselves are slightly different depending on the circumstances.
2) Seems like everyone here has a problem with the flute scene what with the unfortunate homoerotic subtext. But I don't know, it was a very tense scene for me. After David got his haircut (somehow he has brown hair under blonde) I knew there was gonna be some sort of switcheroo between him and Walter later so I was totally expecting him to off his "brother" at one point or another. During that scene when Walter is playing the flute and David is "fingering" (I was the only one who chuckled in the theater - it was in Korea and I think the joke got lost in translation), I was wondering if David is going to shove the whole flute up the guy's skull or something which made it pretty tense. He doesn't during that scene but he eventually does do so in the next, so I guess that was what they were going for.
I think that David succumbed to loneliness before he got to the Engineers' planet, The Crossing prologue shows he might've spent many of those ten years alone in the Juggernaut.What was David's motivation for killing all the Engineers?
They could have shown David succumbing more to his apparent loneliness after killing off all life on the planet. Would have given him a bit more depth instead of boo hiss EVIL ROBOT.
Killing Shaw could've felt like a thematic punch to the gut. Instead it felt sickening.
1) So....what was the point of killing the Captain at the start? It seemed to serve utterly no purpose. They could easily have had nobody killed in a freak accident and still decided to go check out the planet. All they needed was someone outside making repairs to get the signal.
They seemed to be trying to set up tension between the new captain and the crew, then beyond the crew holding a funeral against his orders there was absolutely no follow-up to it.
2) Speaking of the new Captain, he seemed fine at first then turned into a complete idiot by following David down to the Egg chamber. Given what he had just seen upstairs in David's lab, combined with what happened to the other crew members earlier, then he should have just noped right the fuck out of there immediately. Even without knowing what's coming why the hell would you go anywhere near one of those things when the creepy synthetic dude has just told you that he made them from the stuff that caused a monster to burst out of one of your crew members mouths?
3) Also, on the subject of the arm raising chestbuster....why did it even have legs? Chestbursters don't have legs. Or is this still supposed to be an 'earlier' version before David completed work on them?
3) Either Scott doesn't give a shit, and just used a new design... or (my theory) the engineers had their own version of the Alien (the one in the original film), David simply found their "egg/alien" formula and improved on it hence why the Alien grows from chestburster to full size so quickly and behaves slightly differently.
I understand people's issues with the flute scene, but the Alien raising it's arms scene was hands down the best chestburster scene in the franchise. I challenge you to name a better one, the whole thing was chilling, the chestburster finally didn't look like a cheap puppet and didn't do a wee dance as it ran away like in the original.
Chilling? Is this sarcasm
Its a hilarious bad scene, the cgi is terrible its movement looks poor then it proceeds put up arms hissing hail satan. Most casual viewers are here be scared by the xenomoprh and its introduction is this a tiny alien putting his hands up in the air like he just don't care. Yeah yeah it showing David has control put it looks awful and not scary.
I await the blu ray release so someone on youtube edits scene to put Baby Groot waving instead
The CGI wasn't "terrible" in that scene, the chestburster hasn't been done or looked better before, it's usually hilarious or terribly animated.
David wiped out the entire race of engineers with the pathogen, so every engineer gave birth to a neomorph, as shown in the flashback. Where were they?
Why didn't Mother detect that Walter was David?
He explains that the pathogen mostly degrades dna and kills (like the Engineer in the beginning of Prometheus or Holloway). When he released and it came in contact with the atnosphere it killed them almost instantly. Some strains mutate organisms and create parasites used to gestate highly dangerous hybrids, apparently as a post-attack cleanup strategy. So not many (if any) Deacons/Neomorphs must've been born from David's masive attack.David wiped out the entire race of engineers with the pathogen, so every engineer gave birth to a neomorph, as shown in the flashback. Where were they?
He either hacked her or she recognizes him as friendly (he even has a company passcode). Tenesse mentions mother was down for maintenance after the storm with David already onboard so it wouldn't surprise me if he did something to her.Why didn't Mother detect that Walter was David?
David wiped out the entire race of engineers with the pathogen, so every engineer gave birth to a neomorph, as shown in the flashback. Where were they?
Why didn't Mother detect that Walter was David?
So this is all we get on Shaw's death?
I understand people's issues with the flute scene, but the Alien raising it's arms scene was hands down the best chestburster scene in the franchise. I challenge you to name a better one, the whole thing was chilling, the chestburster finally didn't look like a cheap puppet and didn't do a wee dance as it ran away like in the original.
The CGI wasn't "terrible" in that scene, the chestburster hasn't been done or looked better before, it's usually hilarious or terribly animated. The chestburster is never intended to be scary as much as disturb the viewer. There was something about David waiting for it to burst out, the chestburst itself and the Alien mimicking David's arm movements that was deeply disturbing. Very well done