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Almost 3 months of NoFap. AMA

jufonuk

not tag worthy
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/00224499.2015.1025123?journalCode=hjsr20 (and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_preference for context).

Essentially it can make you less motivated to better yourself for the longterm benifits that would give, since the immediate primordial "sexual" release caused by masturbation to porn tricks the brain into releaseing the same chemicals it would when you have sex with an actual partner, which of course is there to procreate. Historically you would better yourself to make yourself more appealing so you can better compete for the attentions of the opposite sex, the evolutinary urge being the driving force and the fealings of pleasure and eurphoria being the carrot on the stick. Porn with masturbation essentially gives you the carrot without all the work.
Ahh makes sense before marriage, after marriage hahahahah
 

jufonuk

not tag worthy
Guys, I'm afraid I have bad news: girl cancelled on me last night. Here's her text word for word:

"Hey babe I'm not
available gonna be
available (sic) tomorrow
something came up"

I've reached out as to why and she hasn't replied back to me. I will rebook with her, because I'd be crazy not to. I have other escorts in mind. If you guys are interested, I'll post some pictures, but right now, I'm sleep deprived.

I feel like I'm playing Thread Catch Up with Mobile Suit Gooch.
Please tell me you didn’t pay a booking fee before hand?
 

sockman

Neo Member
NoFap is fine, porn is an unhealthy habit, congrats for the 90 days and all that. I know you are all juiced up and thoughts of sex are constantly dominating your mind, but hiring an escort is not a wise move. You're probably imagining an hour of hedonistic ecstasy that you've choreographed from start to finish. I can promise you that it's not going to go that way.

1. You will immediately notice the pictures you were provided are not accurate. Whether they are from 7 years ago or they are of some look-alike. This will throw you off a bit but not as much as...
2. Your equipment is very likely not going to work the way you think it will, clogging things up for that long and then putting yourself situation like this is asking for trouble
3. If you have even a scintilla of social awareness or empathy you're going to immediately be painfully aware of just how unenthusiastic the other party involved will be feeling about the task at hand.
4. The stench of her mashed, rotting, deceased soul long ago crushed from the awful series of events that led to her current station in life will be wafting throughout your psyche not just during the length of your appointment, but for the rest of your life.

Lots of guys think that if they are decent enough looking that the girl might even enjoy herself a little bit, and that's the fantasy that the best of the best escorts are able to sell to their clients. I can promise you that you don't have enough money to unlock those perks. Please reconsider and spend your hard earned cash on something more fulfilling. Taking NoFap to the extreme leads to this kind of magical thinking, just rub one out in the shower when you get like this. After a couple days you'll get your superpowers back I promise.
 

GymWolf

Member
You must be keeping the nuts milked regularly.
What's the longest you've been without creaming out a huge nut?
I think that if you can't dream it's harder to cream the sheets.

When i was young and obese fucking was a mirage for me and i discovered masturbation fairly later in my life, still never had creamy sheets.

I think we are a bit off topic:ROFLMAO:
 
M

Macapala

Unconfirmed Member
You are a disgrace to the MGTOW movement.

We don't fuck women. We don't touch women. We don't speak to women.

We acknowledge them as equal and move on.

The NoFap movement exposes people to this sick mindset that NoFap will make them more sexier and attractive, which will increase their risk of getting STDs.

I fap everyday because I want to avoid STDs and premarital sex as part of my contractual obligations to Sony Interactive Entertainment.

You, sir, are NOT a gentleman and certainly NOT a scholar.
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Airola

Member
This is the most obvious reason why this would not be possible for me.

If I don't milk the nuts they will milk themselves while I sleep. It happens to me after around 10 days. The dreams are usually awesome but waking up with cum soaked sheets is not cool.

Are you telling me this naturally stops after a number of weeks/months?

Nah, I think this is a myth.
You probably wanked on your sleep or rubbed yourself against the mattress or blanket or whatever.
 

iJudged

Banned
NAH FCK THAT. i mean i applaud you, i go 2 days without any sort of dick contact and wife wonders where the ropes are coming from...


i am so sorry


almost forgot... your post nut clarity will be revolutionary
 
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The New Guy

Unconfirmed Member
I think the longest I went is probably a month, and that's just because I wasn't really in the mood for some reason. I could probably go three months if I tried, but I didn't really notice any changes about myself after a month. I guess it works for some people more than others.

Feels weird to be typing this out on a forum. Whatever. :messenger_hushed:
 

Alfen Dave

Member
I hope OP gets to enjoy some Ploop in the near future

I occasionally hire Escorts from time to time, some are really sweet, other can really make you go trhough hell.

She looks pretty too. Although, I'd fap a couple of hours before getting there; last time I went ot a Hooker,
she went hard and sloppy on my D, I had to graby the bedhseet not to cum within seconds.
 

nush

Member
Guys, I'm afraid I have bad news: girl cancelled on me last night. Here's her text word for word:

"Hey babe I'm not
available gonna be
available (sic) tomorrow
something came up"

I've reached out as to why and she hasn't replied back to me. I will rebook with her, because I'd be crazy not to. I have other escorts in mind. If you guys are interested, I'll post some pictures, but right now, I'm sleep deprived.

I feel like I'm playing Thread Catch Up with Mobile Suit Gooch.

Oh shit, she must have found this topic!
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
You could just have nush send you a fuckdoll from China as well OP.
 

Blade2.0

Member
I wanted to share this with my fellow GAFfers before I do the deed. The benefits are insane, but there's one caveat reaching the almost 90-day mark: I'm extremely horny!

I'm more:
energized
goal-oriented
go to the gym once a day
eating healthy

But the pain of wanting to have sex is killing me. I can't think straight, lol! So, instead of releasing it with my hand, I'll be hiring an escort tomorrow.

AMA.
Prostate cancer
 
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