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[Liu Kang filing his 1040]

I think no porn is probably more beneficial than no fap.

I'm a coomer so I coom in my wife regularly. Still get my work done and clean the house and shit.
Life is good.

You should marry your escort.

 

[SantaC]

Being cancelled by an escort...what a travesty

 

[Taxexemption]

I think no porn is probably more beneficial than no fap.

I'm a coomer so I coom in my wife regularly. Still get my work done and clean the house and shit.
Life is good.

You should marry your escort.

Nofap isn't for married people, it's for people that are single. I think everyone should do noporn though.


Edit: In case I caused some confusion, if you are married you should only be cumming inside your wife, it's still bad to fap.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Simp.

Try willfully not masturbating for 11 years.

 

[Halo is Back]

Being cancelled by an escort...what a travesty

I think he got scammed

 

[nush]

I think he got scammed

Not really unless he paid a deposit that I don't think OP has confirmed or denied. One of the problems escorts have is client making bookings and then not showing up. In all likleyhood she purposly double booked and then cancelled on the new guy for a regular who was likely to follow through.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I bet his nut was so big his testicles exploded. He’s probably in the ER.

 

[Halo is Back]

Not really unless he paid a deposit that I don't think OP has confirmed or denied. One of the problems escorts have is client making bookings and then not showing up. In all likleyhood she purposly double booked and then cancelled on the new guy for a regular who was likely to follow through.

Fair enough but no update from OP to confirm lol

 

[DeliciousDoc]

I did think that maybe someone just broke in my room and cum all over me. Especially when I found it in my hair.

Sorry, I have a peanut fetish.

 

[haxan7]

90 days? Let me know when you’ve gone so long without ejaculating that little hardened pellets of semen resembling rice suspended in yellow liquid squirt deliberately out of your dick hole.

 

[Foamy]

Fair enough but no update from OP to confirm lol

It was a sting operation. OP is now in jail for soliciting prostitution.

 

[Halo is Back]

It was a sting operation. OP is now in jail for soliciting prostitution.

She looked a little too attractive to me

 

[H4ze]

OP got ass cancer for sure

 

[nush]

90 days? Let me know when you’ve gone so long without ejaculating that little hardened pellets of semen resembling rice suspended in yellow liquid squirt deliberately out of your dick hole.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

I'd rather take Almost 3 months of no brap than this shit.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

90 days? Let me know when you’ve gone so long without ejaculating that little hardened pellets of semen resembling rice suspended in yellow liquid squirt deliberately out of your dick hole.

I'm pretty sure that's gonnarhea

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

When the pickup artist scene was huge, the most common piece of advice was don't fap. You need those basic urges to get you out and into bars etc. I did a three week stint and like the OP, had a nice swagger. Was quite angry with myself when I jumped onto pornhub for some dopemine rush after a hard day. Am aiming for Dec Fap free.

 

[nush]

When the pickup artist scene was huge, the most common piece of advice was don't fap.

Typical shitty advice from that community. In the real world you learn that women can smell desperation from a mile off and avoid. All that advice is going to do is have you chasing landwales as you'd be so desperate to get a nut.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Typical shitty advice from that community. In the real world you learn that women can smell desperation from a mile off and avoid. All that advice is going to do is have you chasing landwales as you'd be so desperate to get a nut.

I'd say 45 days is probably a happy medium. 3 months is probably overkill. Maybe the OP spontaneously exploded in cum.

 

[niilokin]

I'd say 45 days is probably a happy medium. 3 months is probably overkill. Maybe the OP spontaneously exploded in cum.

spontaneous human cumbustion

 

[OneBigPuss]

I think OP killed himself after he got stood up by an escort.Shame was unbearable.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I think OP killed himself after he got stood up by an escort.Shame was unbearable.

Probably drowned in his own semen.

 

[nush]

OPs stealth brag topic torpedoed by an escort ghosting him.

 

[Stouffers]

You should marry your escort.

 

[Armorian]

Yeah, keeping sperm in balls for 3 months is not healthy... No fap only works if you have regular sex. Just use escort girls more often, maybe you will become a regular they won't cancel

Right now I have a girlfriend, visit prostitues from time to time (less than before GF haha) and still fap (she works in store so a lot of h and in weekends sometimes...), sexual tension is unneeded most of the time.

I mean I go to collect my parcel and see this, after 3 months of not letting go I would end up in prison

 

[OneBigPuss]

OPs stealth brag topic torpedoed by an escort ghosting him.

Next thread "I escaped fate worse than death by not taking an absolute magma of load by a client that didn't fap for 3 months straight.AMA".

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I fapped today to some of my homemade pr0n. Twice

Jokes on you

 

[Airola]

I fapped today to some of my homemade pr0n. Twice

Jokes on you

Technically if you film through your window some couple in their home having sex, it's your homemade porn, yes.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Technically if you film through your window some couple in their home having sex, it's your homemade porn, yes.

I need to give this reply more than one reaction emoji

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Christ guys, 5K views in this thread?! I'm not sure if I should feel honored or ashamed.

Edit: You guys say you can't last without cumming for a day. Not trying to sound superior (as some people are pointing out in this thread), but I don't know how you guys do it. I feel really slow, unmotivated, and just... bleh. I'm in a more relaxed state, but... I don't know. At least I'm not horny anymore?

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I think he got scammed

Nope.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

You can eat healthy, workout and still have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself and/or others. These things are not mutually exclusive. Indeed, There's little to no evidence that deliberately abstaining from sex and masturbation--unless you have an addiction to it--contributes to mental clarity. And no, YouTube "NO FAP MADE ME A GENIUS" videos aren't evidence. Abstinence helps with your willpower, sure, which would lead you to adopt positive habits such as eating less and engaging in physical exercise. But it seems strange to deprive yourself of one of the joys of being human, which is exploring your sexuality.

Edit: I'd also add that I think most adult males have a porn addiciton, so "exploring your sexuality" means without visual aids unless they're in the form of another human.

Off topic, but is that your picture? Do you have any ab workouts that you think are essential? All of my body's well-toned, but I'm the kind of guy that skips ab day, so I was just wondering.
Very admirable.

 

[Halo is Back]

Nope.

Well how did it go?

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Well how did it go?

 

[Halo is Back]

You got ripped off mate

 

[Foamy]

OP you really should stop and let this thread die quietly or things are going to get savage and you're going to end up regretting it.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

WTF, I love OP now!

 

[CAB_Life]

Off topic, but is that your picture? Do you have any ab workouts that you think are essential? All of my body's well-toned, but I'm the kind of guy that skips ab day, so I was just wondering.
Very admirable.

I have some workout stuff on my channel yeah. I build core stability and strength into everything I do. Pretty sure the link is in my bio. PM me if it's not.

 

[M1chl]

WE NEED DETAILS. I took a lot of care of watching this thread, waiting for some juicy bits and so far not much. I too am interested how incel-lite fair with woman, even for a money. So bring it or else face my anger

 

[SantaC]

Meanwhile i got laid on my asian woman date. Two times even. I am drained.

 

[Woo-Fu]

So does that mean you're having wet dreams every other day?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

WE NEED DETAILS. I took a lot of care of watching this thread, waiting for some juicy bits and so far not much. I too am interested how incel-lite fair with woman, even for a money. So bring it or else face my anger

Yeah, where did you blow your load, OP?! ConkerTheSquirrel. what are you trying to hide!!!

 

[Airola]

Yeah, where did you blow your load, OP?! ConkerTheSquirrel. what are you trying to hide!!!

He ended up losing the battle by watching either The Golden Girls or Cuties. It's either or. That's why he's understandably silent.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

He ended up losing the battle by watching either The Golden Girls or Cuties. It's either or. That's why he's understandably silent.

FBI GET ITT!!!

 

[and 3 others]

I'm on day 10 of no fap. This morning was rough, I almost succumbed. Not sure how long I can keep this up. But I've pledged to myself 3 months without porn, just to see for myself. Think my ex is coming over tonight, hopefully.

 

[SantaC]

I'm on day 10 of no fap. This morning was rough, I almost succumbed. Not sure how long I can keep this up. But I've pledged to myself 3 months without porn, just to see for myself. Think my ex is coming over tonight, hopefully.

Why do you torture yourself like that.

 

[CAB_Life]

I'm on day 10 of no fap. This morning was rough, I almost succumbed. Not sure how long I can keep this up. But I've pledged to myself 3 months without porn, just to see for myself. Think my ex is coming over tonight, hopefully.

No porn is the truth behind no fap. The psychological issues behind porn and its effect on men's psyches have been well documented. Turns you into a dopamime junkie, ruins your conceptual grasp of sex and biology. There's even growing evidence that an overabundance of lesbian porn on certain borderline personalities leads to auto and para gynophelia: essentially you'll turn yourself into an anime avatar'd REEEEEer.

 

[and 3 others]

Why do you torture yourself like that.

I've been following this thread loosely, and heard of the benefits elsewhere, and want to see if it can help my situation.

 

[SantaC]

The difference between having sex and watching porn is not big today. Todays women often do whats seen in porn. Taking it up their ass, blowjob with cumshot in mouth etc.