I totally couldn't help myself -- he put his AIM name on the Amazon list. Maybe someone else will find this amusing?
And remember, if you ever need expert game advice: KILIK327 is waiting.
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AIM IM with kilik327 / 3:43 PM
cabel: HEY DUDE WASSUP??? LOL
cabel: r u there or what c'mon stop screwin' it off
kilik327: once i start i cant stop
cabel: hahaha
cabel: dudes i hav. some serious GAMECUBE questions for you k??? saw your amazon list!!!
kilik327: o u saw the
kilik327: why gamecube sucks
kilik327: list
kilik327: on amazon?>
cabel: yes!!!
kilik327: IT SUCKS ASS
cabel: yes, i totally got that
kilik327: well what r these questions
cabel: SO LIKE u SAY GRAPHICS WORSE than PS2 R U SURE?
kilik327: i never said that
kilik327: i said
kilik327: the graphics
kilik327: are a bare minimum upgrafde
kilik327: from the ps2
cabel: oh, an upgrafde
kilik327: yes,
kilik327: bare upgrade
cabel: ok, i guess when you said "almost as bad as the ps2 if not worse", i thought that meant, almost as bad if not worse
cabel: K NXT QUESTION
kilik327: thats what it means
kilik327: stupid fuck
cabel: hey!!
kilik327: ITS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE PS2'S GRAPHICS
cabel: i'm your friend!! <3 <3 <3
kilik327: there r some games that have worse
cabel: i just hv questions thinking about XBOX purchase!!
kilik327: get the xbox
kilik327: im ur man about video games
kilik327: i play them all, and get all the shit for um
cabel: ok, nxt question, how much do u weigh? also does the xbox have any kind of "online connectivity"?
kilik327: asking "online connectivity"?
cabel: ys, can you play online, also how much do you weigh
kilik327: when i stated live about 20 times thruout the hole thing
cabel: ohhhh!!!
kilik327: u need to know my wieght?
kilik327: and that does what for getting a box or ps2?
cabel: that's what "live" is, i thought that was maybe a code-word for something
kilik327: live is online for xbox
kilik327: over 70 games, will be over i think about 130 by the end of the year
cabel: wow!! (also i base a lot of decisions on weight.) OK ALSO NEXT Q: does the XBOX have any games with skeletons, maybe ones that have rocket launchers and/or linebacker buddies or zombie linebackers?!?
kilik327: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
kilik327: what game r u talking about
cabel: ok sorry for confusion i just really love skeletons especially ones with pals that are linebackers, maybe they are friends in the locker room but once they leave they cannot be friends u know????
cabel: ok nvr mind next queston!!
kilik327: dude ur such a fag
cabel: i think i am warming up to the xbox!!!!!@!
cabel: you say "made for little kids"!!!! about metroid prime, buttt....
kilik327: im guessing ur a 10 year old faggot who plays the gamecube
kilik327: prime is made for kids
kilik327: called lock on fps
kilik327: easy as fuck
cabel: I actually found the game to be one of the most atmospheric, amazing games I've ever played -- the level design, the details, the stunning sound, every room felt like it was given an incredible amount of detail and love. Furthermore, the game takes even experienced gamers many hours to complete even despite the lock-on, which leads me to believe it's not exactly "easy as fuck". So, my question is, have you played the game? And if not, how can you viably critique it?
cabel: also im no faggot dude
kilik327: u see we have a better game for xbox
kilik327: fps its called halo
cabel: "halo"?????? tell me more!
kilik327: i have played it, and its easy
kilik327: ever heard of the guy who beat it in 1 hour and 30 min?
cabel: so if halo is easy why do you like it better????? OH WAIT YOU MEAN METROID[/b]
kilik327: u see with halo, u aim with ur right thunmb stick
kilik327: takes somewhat of talent,
kilik327: not hitting the left trigger and homing on to stupid enemies
cabel: wait a minute, this guy can beat a "legendary" halo level in 6 minutes and 8 seconds
cabel:
http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=9935
cabel: that sounds fucking easy to me man
kilik327: have u played the game?
kilik327: MAN
cabel: so the whole games takes maybe 45 minutes???
kilik327: no, lmao
kilik327: theres about 15 HUGE stages
kilik327: and u see ppl seem to like halo better since its the number 5 selling game of all time
kilik327: ty
cabel: OH THAT totally reminds me does XBOX have "ty the tasmanian tiger" game???
kilik327: um no thanks god
kilik327: KIDS GAME
cabel: shit cocks
kilik327: u stupid fuck
cabel: OMG LOOOOOLLLL ur right
kilik327: but it does have RARE
kilik327: conkers
kilik327: perfect dark
cabel: RARE, they made "ANTICIPATION" right? Is XBOX ANTICIPATION and/or TABOO out??
kilik327: u see i like playing games that are challenging
cabel: oh like football
kilik327: um rare made perfect dark and conker games
kilik327: idito
kilik327: learn to read
cabel: oh got it
kilik327: challenging
kilik327: ike ninja gaiden
cabel: jessssss s yur so mean
kilik327: ur a little fucking idiot
kilik327: jessss
cabel: "jessssss" indeed. HEY HERE'S Q if the GAMECUBE is for children why will it have Resident Evil 4 and not XBOX??!?!? totally good one eh?
kilik327: RE games suck dude
kilik327: its the 1 game serious not for kids
cabel: oh, i didn't realize that
kilik327: and i said ALL NINTENDO GAMES were kids games
kilik327: learn again to read
cabel: Isn't "Eternal Darkness", also published by Nintendo, also a very adult game? OH SORRY MAYBE IM WRONG
kilik327: o really?
kilik327: its violent?
kilik327: its teen
kilik327: not mature
cabel: OHHHHHHHH
cabel: That's true!
cabel: Except you're wrong.
kilik327: no im not
cabel: I'll give you $5 and a RIM JOB if you're right
cabel: It's rated "M".
kilik327: m for mommys only?
kilik327: ahahahhaah
cabel:
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/212489.asp
cabel: OOPS LOOKS TOTALLY LIKE AN "M"
kilik327: and whats ur point? 1 game thats for adults?
kilik327: WOW
cabel: No, my point is "two", and you said "one".
kilik327: 1 game that gc has thats good
cabel: BUT WHATEVR
cabel: SERIOUS QUESTION COMING UP
kilik327: ur such a moron, well what can i say, u own a gamecube and play kiddy fucking mario games
cabel: I totally like this girl in class, and i seriously touched her upper pink section one time but now she won't talk to me bcuz i told and also she punched my pants once, real hard, it's really hurting, what should i do?!?
kilik327: good one!!!
cabel: i'm being totally serious
cabel: it really hurts
cabel: i don't know who to talk to
cabel: my parents are divorced, and... it's really hard
kilik327: u see micrsoft makes over 50 million $ a year from live alone
kilik327: i dont give a fuck
kilik327: fuck u
cabel: WHOAH $50 MILLION A YEAR
cabel: i could buy a lot of LAFFY TAFFY with that!#!@!
kilik327: um well u can buy a shit load of laffy taffies lol
cabel: nice
cabel: wait how do they make $50 million so much money!!
cabel: how many subscribers again? I forget things i have a serious medical condition
kilik327: 50 mil is alot dude
kilik327: over 1 million
kilik327: thats a fuck load for a console online service dude3
cabel: 1 million subscribers x $50 each = $50 million!!!!!
kilik327: nice u can do math
cabel: So, if one were to sum up your argument, it would be that "If a game isn't rated 'M', it's no good. Xbox has many games rated 'M'."
cabel: Yes?
kilik327: um no... u see i dont want to pay money to collect fucking coins
kilik327: or pay 50$ for mario kart
cabel: WHOAH MY GRANDPA COLLECTS COINS
kilik327: when i could get project gotham
cabel: he has a 1921 knickerbocker rare mint
kilik327: a realistic racing game
cabel: is that a gamecube game?!?
kilik327: yeah its probly worth more than nintendo company
kilik327: aaahahh
cabel: SNAAAAAAAAAPP
kilik327: well since ur just being a moron, find someone who wants to talk about games
kilik327: peace
cabel: so have u played mario kart???
cabel: dude i just want to learn
cabel: please teach me
cabel: ...please? i think i love you
kilik327 has gone offline.
-Cabel The "idito"