PGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

Same folks that write articles about how to piss on each other while being entangled with other partners, are telling young folks their going to hell for pixels?

What the shit?
 
"By Joshua Wolens"
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Of course it's this Joshua guy again...

So according to this Joshua guy, if a woman is attractive, she is only meant for gooning.

Nice misogynistic article.

Just like the purple forum, they hate attractive women in video games and think they don't exist and are only meant for gooning.
 
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TintoConCasera said:
I've seen it for real, this people exist.


Lack of self-steem I guess. Nowadays it's a big issue specially amongst people that spend all day on social media.
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Crazy though. Imagine even entertaining the idea of writing an article that goes against one of the most fundamental grains of the basic existence inherent in most blokes..

That most men just like boobies :messenger_tears_of_joy:

I love the way they think it's somehow strange.
 
Hold up does gooning actually make you a better at the game??? Like pre-nut clarity???

Maybe this is what I need to finally beat a Dark Souls game…….
 
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rodrigolfp said:
Imagine thinking there is anyone on heaven other than maybe God only.
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I bet the place is full of hot bitches. You don't create the whole existence and all it's lifeforms just to spend eternity alone in your goon-cave.
 
any "professional" site that starts an article with "gooner game" and talks about Stellar Blade can go fuck themselves. Yes, it has revealing outfits, but its much more than just that.
 
clarky said:
Back in my day a Gooner is someone who follows a shite football team.
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Back in the day we was decent, now its 2nd again ole ole, but im a delusional Gooner so I know tricky Mik is cooking up some tactical genious footie and lead us to the quadruple next season 💪🔴⚪️
 
NeverYouMind said:
To whom is this article trying to appeal? It is not logical, it is not emotional, and it does not even have a basis in the "good old days".
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Perfect question! It's an article for nobody. There isn't a call to action or anything intriguing or interesting in it.
 
What makes this kind of articles really bad its the double standards. These freaks were jerking off to BG3 bear sex and rating dicks in Assassins Creed. But as soon a game with a sexy female characters comes out, they start melting down. So any kind of freakish furry and gay fetish is ok, and gets you a spot in heaven aparently, but as soon a game has sexy content for heterosexual ppl, oh no, everyone going to hell for that.
Fucking freaks cant go jobless soon enough.
 
"But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything?"

He is right. And I add that if you need to play virtual doll with a video game character in order to jerk off to it, you have serious issues and have been completely mind fucked by the degenerate society we live in.
 
PC Gamer:: "Aaaah shit!!! A game that's not woke and isn't afraid to celebrate feminine sexuality in a playful way is successful and I can't do anything to prevent it.... I know, I'll instead try insulting the audience for the game. "

Common Sense:: "Errr... you do know that enjoying tits and ass is the bread and butter of PC gaming? Nude mods are some of the most popular for most games. You're attacking your own audience."

PC Gamer:: "STFU!!!! If you find sexy scantily clad females attractive and are not ashamed by it, then you are not the desired audience for PC Gamer and you should fuck off!!!!"

A few years later...

PC Gamer:: "We regret to inform that due to cratering sales of our print publication and website traffic, PC Gamer will be closing up shop with immediate effect..."
 
Who even cares about heaven? There are better waifus in hell anyway.

Gonzito said:
What a pretentious article

Mentioning heaven as if he had any fucking idea about who goes to heaven or not is hilarious
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That's the funny thing about these people. They themselves think they are the fighter of good and see themselves as some special beings. They want to preach their values while they are the biggest hypocrites themselves. They really think they will be the ones who decide if someone goes to heaven or not. Lol.
 
PCGamer don't like beautiful women slicing and dicing monsters? Didn't know PCGamer turned into a bunch of misogynists and defenders of the patriachy.
 
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Am I missing something?

I checked out nexus mods for this game and there's like 3 nude mods the rest are just outfits that aren't really any more "smut" than the base game.

Edit: I guess by Nexus standards the base game is "adult" so the mods all basically are
 
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And the article is all just tongue in cheek other than pointing out stuff like replacing the main menu with porn is a bit much/

Why is everyone here mad at the article? Lol
 
Outlets like these are killing themselves and it's hilarious.
 
LOL - yall need to touch grass. The headline is funny so I'm not sure why ya'll got your panties in a bunch. Nobody is surprised that some of you discord mods are further from a human vagina than the mythical pearly gates of heaven 🤣. If you're a goober it's perfectly fine, just own it with you Leisure Suit Larry ass. Nothing wrong with it, enjoy what you enjoy in the privacy of your own home as long as it's legal.
 
TheThreadsThatBindUs said:
PC Gamer:: "Aaaah shit!!! A game that's not woke and isn't afraid to celebrate feminine sexuality in a playful way is successful and I can't do anything to prevent it.... I know, I'll instead try insulting the audience for the game. "

Common Sense:: "Errr... you do know that enjoying tits and ass is the bread and butter of PC gaming? Nude mods are some of the most popular for most games. You're attacking your own audience."

PC Gamer:: "STFU!!!! If you find sexy scantily clad females attractive and are not ashamed by it, then you are not the desired audience for PC Gamer and you should fuck off!!!!"

A few years later...

PC Gamer:: "We regret to inform that due to cratering sales of our print publication and website traffic, PC Gamer will be closing up shop with immediate effect..."
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They are already dead. They are vegetables in life support untill someone decides to turn off the machine. Thats why you see these kind of articles poping up to generate controversies and hopefully some clicks, but that will not change anything, they have been comatose since 2021.

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Aenima said:
They are already dead. They are vegetables in life support untill someone decides to turn off the machine. Thats why you see these kind of articles poping up to generate controversies and hopefully some clicks, but that will not change anything, they have been comatose since 2021.

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Maybe if they tried posting pictures of the actual mods it might help 🧐
 
TintoConCasera said:
Weak men like to pretend to be feminist to get a chance at getting some sex.
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I know you aint lying. lol I grew up around them. We called them "fuck niggas" because everything they did was to get pussy.

Pretends to be ready for drama = check
Pretends to be concerned for the girl = check
run at the first site of trouble = check
talk derogatorily about every women in his life = check
 
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