PGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

I'm not sure I agree with them. Yeah, there are some pretty weird mods available (the menu screen video mods are a bit... questionable), but most of the outfit stuff is just the same as Shift Up putting loads of costumes in the game to begin with. It's a combat game with rewards being nice/sexy fashion to dress the doll up with.

Also, the game has barely been out five mins. Rebirth and Remake, hell even BG3, were the same. The cheap and easy nude and 'thicc' mods came out real fast. Now, they have some decent outfit mods as folk get to grips with the systems and build decent tooling.

I suspect we'll see some really good fashion eventually as well as decent gameplay tweaks.
 
So let's see here with Gaming Journalists:

Bear Sex > Cute and funny! Downright wholesome.
Male Sex Doll > A-ok and worth it!

Adult woman based on a real model dressed scantily clad in an action game > EWWW ICKKKY GOONERS!!!!!!! FREAKS! DON'T YOU DARE MOD IT!

This is literally the Smithers getting a lapdance meme.
 
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I personally don't want to play this way and don't. However, I think it's strange that they hold a moral standard for this and not other immodest topics. If you hold a position on something, then you should be logically consistent on it.
 
PC Gamer being
Kobe Bryant GIF

as usual.
 
I know it's far too late, but what happened to objectivity being the main quality needed to have in order to be journalist?
 
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This holier than thou attitude is really pissing me off.

Imagine, just imagine, if video game violence was talked about the same way as sexy game characters. Imagine the amount of articles that would be written.

You're apparently a gooner (I just learned this word!) when you're playing games featuring pretty women.

So then what are you when you play games with gore and decapitations?
A Gorer.
 
PGamer is right. PissGamer. To think I was very close to subscribing to their physical magazine at one time. I knew they had no integrity when they not only passed on reviewing Hogwarts, but pushed some pro trans article in it's place.
 
For people who spent years scolding others for judging what they masturbate to, they sure are being very judgemental about what people masturbate to.
 
Women's sexuality - Ohh so pure and natural, you go girl. Work on that body count.

Men's sexuality - Fucking degenerates, be ashamed of you natural instincts.

Love seeing pushback against this vile narrative.
 
Their clickbait worked. I read the article to see if PCGamer makes a genuine appeal to heterosexual males' religiosity. They don't. At all.

However, the writer says something that caught my attention:
Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything? Would you not find more fulfilment if the erotic were less ubiquitous, more rare, more precious?
If you didn't know the context, this is indistinguishable from a '90s liberal take about homosexuals. I just thought that was interesting, considering that it's about heterosexual interests.
 
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The "safe horny" freaks with nonsensical standards just need to be gone from the industry. They provide no valuable criticism to exist, and the rest of their job is info churn articles AI can just do without their crap commentary.

It all comes down a kink-bias, and these losers won't admit it. Give them conventional sexuality appeal to the male gaze, they'll clutch pearls harder than the most religious conservative...give them less conventional sexual relationships (polyamory) or sexual hang-ups (something something furry)...they'll die on the sword to defend or exalt the games that do it. What's even dumber is they'll try to intellectualize their horny games as more "complex" or built around "consent" like BG3, when pixels can't consent, and BG3 (good game) will go low-brow enough to where a squirrel drops a nut as a characters is nutted.
 
Anybody here going to admit to installing any of these? "Eve having fun with two friends" (they are Bayonetta and 2B) has nearly 4,000 downloads. Who's responsible?
 
It's 1000% fan service, same as DoA Extreme volleyball or your average Waifu game.

PC Gamer seem to not understand gooner, though (which im not surprised considering they are all most likely a bunch of gooners going by their reputation).
 
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