Signal Rockets
Banned
I don't think most women today are into autistic men, even if I am relatively mild in that regard. But I do think that a lot of aspects of the web today are worse than they were over 15 years ago. In fact, I miss how the web was in 2005.
With message boards evidently dying off, it's hard to find a great online community. Twitter and Facebook being absolutely pointless as well, but it's where everyone seems to be posting nowadays, of course. YouTube being pointless, or on the other hand, quite educational. Depending on your discipline levels.
There's only two free dating sites I know of, and both are questionable as to their success rate. I'm sick of being single, though; I just hate it.
Plentyoffish and Flirtbox are the two sites I know about that are mostly free, with paid features available for some daft reason. But I used them years ago, and wasn't impressed.
Well, I feel sad to have to say this, but these sites exist to scam your ass. I think the users on these sort of sites enjoy trying to take the piss, and they probably get hundreds of emails every single day, so it could be a case of them being just as fed up as you are. So maybe it's time to just meet ladies the old-fashioned way, if you are confident enough to go to social gatherings arranged on Meetup, Craigslist, or something. Provided you have millions of pounds to splash around, I'm sure women probably wouldn't care too much about whether your unattractive face is off putting. But then nobody likes a gold digging slut either.
It depends how shy you are. Being a smooth talker might help you to flirt with the hottest of babes. But we cannot all be social masterminds, I'm afraid. They can smell your fear a mile away. So do be careful.
OnlyFans well and truly sucks, however. If you don't have a fast connection, nothing will play without immediately sticking. You basically have to pause the video for ages to buffer it up. Or if you can sign up for fibre in your area, I would highly recommend you have the best internet that money can buy.
With all the cash that site must be earning from the wank banks who register to gawk at chicks with nice arses and tits that then call men simps, you would think they would have YouTube level servers by now, so that their fucking overpriced piece of shit content will play without you experiencing any lagging issues. Some videos are only uploaded in full HD too, with no option to play them in 240p, or whatever. It's annoying. Excruciatingly so.
About the worst site of all is definitely one called AdultWork. That's because the women on there are actual sex workers who do provide meets, as long as they've stated as such, but many of them are too picky for their own good. Whether that's for what may be legitimate reasons or just due to some made up fairy tale reason, it can be a chore arranging anything with the broads on there who find amusement in jerking you off, without actually jerking you off, if you know what I mean.
You cannot always tell who is supposed to be sincere, to be honest. The site has a nice purple layout that's easy to navigate, but that's about the best quality it yields. And like someone said to me once before. A whore is a whore.
They're not always genuinely interested in pleasing men, unfortunately. So when it comes to finding a good shag, you have your work cut out for you. Always check their feedback and if she looks too good to be true, I would advise you to walk away. A fool and his money are soon parted, so to speak.
By the time you find somebody sane to book after hours or even days of your time being wasted by the various members you contacted beforehand, you will likely just decide to move on momentarily and spend the money you put aside on something else. Whether that's what you want or not depends on how you can train your dopamine receptors, and I know it's irritating to face such disappointment over and over again. I'm just keeping it real.
The wee man says, yes. The big brain says, fuck y'all.
They're easy on the eyes, but not on your wallet. Take it from me. Prostitutes are far too egotistical, strange, and overall, incredibly greedy. They also seem to think because they did some shitty amateur porn some X amount of years ago, their celebrity status means they can make you shell out £300 extra for premium services. Jesus.
It's just the way of the world now. Next to Capcom remaking all the Resident Evil games for a fast buck, and kids starving in Pakistan, of course.
I don't mean to sound so negative. But meh. They'd rob their granny, if they could.
With message boards evidently dying off, it's hard to find a great online community. Twitter and Facebook being absolutely pointless as well, but it's where everyone seems to be posting nowadays, of course. YouTube being pointless, or on the other hand, quite educational. Depending on your discipline levels.
There's only two free dating sites I know of, and both are questionable as to their success rate. I'm sick of being single, though; I just hate it.
Plentyoffish and Flirtbox are the two sites I know about that are mostly free, with paid features available for some daft reason. But I used them years ago, and wasn't impressed.
Well, I feel sad to have to say this, but these sites exist to scam your ass. I think the users on these sort of sites enjoy trying to take the piss, and they probably get hundreds of emails every single day, so it could be a case of them being just as fed up as you are. So maybe it's time to just meet ladies the old-fashioned way, if you are confident enough to go to social gatherings arranged on Meetup, Craigslist, or something. Provided you have millions of pounds to splash around, I'm sure women probably wouldn't care too much about whether your unattractive face is off putting. But then nobody likes a gold digging slut either.
It depends how shy you are. Being a smooth talker might help you to flirt with the hottest of babes. But we cannot all be social masterminds, I'm afraid. They can smell your fear a mile away. So do be careful.
OnlyFans well and truly sucks, however. If you don't have a fast connection, nothing will play without immediately sticking. You basically have to pause the video for ages to buffer it up. Or if you can sign up for fibre in your area, I would highly recommend you have the best internet that money can buy.
With all the cash that site must be earning from the wank banks who register to gawk at chicks with nice arses and tits that then call men simps, you would think they would have YouTube level servers by now, so that their fucking overpriced piece of shit content will play without you experiencing any lagging issues. Some videos are only uploaded in full HD too, with no option to play them in 240p, or whatever. It's annoying. Excruciatingly so.
About the worst site of all is definitely one called AdultWork. That's because the women on there are actual sex workers who do provide meets, as long as they've stated as such, but many of them are too picky for their own good. Whether that's for what may be legitimate reasons or just due to some made up fairy tale reason, it can be a chore arranging anything with the broads on there who find amusement in jerking you off, without actually jerking you off, if you know what I mean.
You cannot always tell who is supposed to be sincere, to be honest. The site has a nice purple layout that's easy to navigate, but that's about the best quality it yields. And like someone said to me once before. A whore is a whore.
They're not always genuinely interested in pleasing men, unfortunately. So when it comes to finding a good shag, you have your work cut out for you. Always check their feedback and if she looks too good to be true, I would advise you to walk away. A fool and his money are soon parted, so to speak.
By the time you find somebody sane to book after hours or even days of your time being wasted by the various members you contacted beforehand, you will likely just decide to move on momentarily and spend the money you put aside on something else. Whether that's what you want or not depends on how you can train your dopamine receptors, and I know it's irritating to face such disappointment over and over again. I'm just keeping it real.
The wee man says, yes. The big brain says, fuck y'all.
They're easy on the eyes, but not on your wallet. Take it from me. Prostitutes are far too egotistical, strange, and overall, incredibly greedy. They also seem to think because they did some shitty amateur porn some X amount of years ago, their celebrity status means they can make you shell out £300 extra for premium services. Jesus.
It's just the way of the world now. Next to Capcom remaking all the Resident Evil games for a fast buck, and kids starving in Pakistan, of course.
I don't mean to sound so negative. But meh. They'd rob their granny, if they could.
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