Thing is, I am
incredibly anal about any kind of case. Like to the point where I can't be reasoned with.
First and foremost, I love the naked look of the phone.
I don't want something that adds thickness to it, but I do want to protect it should it drop.
I don't want something that is going to prevent the phone from sliding easily in and out of my pocket. Metal and glass glides on pockets, but any kind of rubber or something textured, and it'll attract lint or cling to the inside of my pants. Do not want.
Don't want a hard shell because I want actual drop protection, but I don't want a "soft" cover for the reason above.
Don't want a gaudy design.
Don't want to pay out the ass for it.
See? I'm impossible to please