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April Wrasslin |OT| DO DO, DO DO DO-DO-DO, DO-DO-DO, DO-DOOOOO DO-DO
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Dark Ninja
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Break a leg out there Dolph
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
Pff, who watches Smackdown?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Why the fuck are they booing exactly?
Dave Meltzer
Banned
Ziggler is still an awful promo.
Break a leg out there Dolph
hahaha, I was wondering why the vest looked familiar.
blackaroni
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When is the Miz coming out to be the number one contender?
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ECW on TNN 1/21/00
Hopefully this show isn't a complete waste. It's from the ECW Arena, so I'd hope they put a little more effort into it than being a highlight show that didn't even give the results for the PPV or tell you to watch the encore once.
Joel does a G-Rated promo making fun of Cyrus, which brings him out. He says the crowd has a lot of heat with the office. Lol. Cyrus is going to kick Joel's fat ass the next time he defies authority. Joey shows off his amateur wrestling skills by holding Joel back. After the break, new ECW Tag Team Champions The Impact Players came to the ring. Justin says they will not defend their titles tonight. This brings out Doring and Roadkill. Doring says the champs will defend their titles tonight. Lance calls them openers and the only main event things about them are their woman's breasts. He also called them newly elevated mid card team and said they'd have to defeat newly demoted mid card team, Dreamer and Raven.
Dreamer/Raven vs Doring/Roadkill
Gross. I don't know why Dreamer and Raven are still a team or why the Impact Players can book this match on the fly and everyone agreed to it. Dreamer hits a superplex on Roadkill. Dreamer has a broken back, but can superplex a 300 pound dude? Snot rag, chair drop toe hold. Dreamer does a pescado on Roadkill who was on a table.
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Elektra and Francine were about to YAK FIGHT, when Dawn Marie hit Francine from behind. Raven carries Francine to the back. Dreamer does a tree of woe ball stomp on Doring. He hits the DVD, but Roadkill broke up the pin with a springboard leg drop, hurting his leg or back in the process. Tommy hits a DDT/Russian leg sweep combo. Rhino comes out and hits a piledriver. Doring pins Dreamer after a top rope elbow. Corino and Victory continued to beat on Dreamer until Dusty Rhodes came in for the save.
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Rhino came back and hit a clothesline. This brings out The Sandman. He avoids a GORE and hits a few cane shots.
Tajiri vs Super Crazy Mexican Death Match
Goes to a break TEN SECONDS into the match. For real. Let me get this straight. ECW has a national TV that they PAY for, and instead of putting their best effort and storylines on it, they spend 7 minutes of a 45 minute show after commercials progressing the Cyrus/Gertner feud, and then join this match in progress AND cut to break as soon as it starts? It came back from break where Tajiri was spitting on fans. He sets 3 chairs in front of Crazy's face for the tree of woe drop kick.
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This busted Crazy open. A table is brought into the ring. Tajiri spits some more, at fans, the ref, and Crazy. Crazy is bleeding a lot. Tajiri tries to skip chairs across the table to decapitate Crazy, but they all miss. Well, they missed Crazy. They didn't miss the people in the front row who were PISSED.
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Double stomp through the table...not through the table, as even though it wasn't a Japanese table, it was a Japanese wrestler, so the table no sold that shit out of solidarity. It took a second one to break.
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Tajiri mocks Crazy to the crowd's delight.
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Tajiri has completely dominated this, but Crazy hits a tornado backbreaker and lionsault. Things head out into the crowd. Moonsault off the bleachers!
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It gets back in the ring and now Tajiri is bleeding. Tajiri is placed on the ropes and Crazy does a springboard spinning wheel kick to the back of the head, but totally missed. Tajiri almost wins with a lowblow and a German suplex. Tajiri sends Crazy back into the crowd and hits an Asai moonsault. Another table is in the ring, this time wedged in the corner. Crazy gets one of his own. Crazy tries to powerbomb Tajiri in the corner, Tajiri hits the mist and jumps off the table, but Crazy caught him and powerbombed him through the other table for the win. Pretty gnarly brawl.
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We came back EARLY from a break because Mike Awesome was in the ring. He says he ECW Championship is the only title that matters in wrestling, which makes him the whole fucking show. This brings out RVD. They have a battle to see who can cut the more awkward and shitty promo. Mike lays down the challenge. Double title match!
RVD vs Mike Awesome ECW Championship/ECW TV Championship
The lights go out and SABU is in the ring! 3 way dance chants start immediately. Mike says fuck a lot and agrees. Sabu hits RVD with a chair! Why, that's a SWERVE!!! Sabu and Awesome then team up to beat on RVD. Powerbomb on a chair, triple jump moonsault, Arabian facebuster. Sabu also put Fonzie through a table.
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Spike Dudley comes in to help, but is also put down. They CRUSH RVD with a combo frog splash/leg drop through a table.
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ECW on TNN 1/21/00
Hopefully this show isn't a complete waste. It's from the ECW Arena, so I'd hope they put a little more effort into it than being a highlight show that didn't even give the results for the PPV or tell you to watch the encore once.
Joel does a G-Rated promo making fun of Cyrus, which brings him out. He says the crowd has a lot of heat with the office. Lol. Cyrus is going to kick Joel's fat ass the next time he defies authority. Joey shows off his amateur wrestling skills by holding Joel back. After the break, new ECW Tag Team Champions The Impact Players came to the ring. Justin says they will not defend their titles tonight. This brings out Doring and Roadkill. Doring says the champs will defend their titles tonight. Lance calls them openers and the only main event things about them are their woman's breasts. He also called them newly elevated mid card team and said they'd have to defeat newly demoted mid card team, Dreamer and Raven.
Dreamer/Raven vs Doring/Roadkill
Gross. I don't know why Dreamer and Raven are still a team or why the Impact Players can book this match on the fly and everyone agreed to it. Dreamer hits a superplex on Roadkill. Dreamer has a broken back, but can superplex a 300 pound dude? Snot rag, chair drop toe hold. Dreamer does a pescado on Roadkill who was on a table.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorElektra and Francine were about to YAK FIGHT, when Dawn Marie hit Francine from behind. Raven carries Francine to the back. Dreamer does a tree of woe ball stomp on Doring. He hits the DVD, but Roadkill broke up the pin with a springboard leg drop, hurting his leg or back in the process. Tommy hits a DDT/Russian leg sweep combo. Rhino comes out and hits a piledriver. Doring pins Dreamer after a top rope elbow. Corino and Victory continued to beat on Dreamer until Dusty Rhodes came in for the save.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorRhino came back and hit a clothesline. This brings out The Sandman. He avoids a GORE and hits a few cane shots.
Tajiri vs Super Crazy Mexican Death Match
Goes to a break TEN SECONDS into the match. For real. Let me get this straight. ECW has a national TV that they PAY for, and instead of putting their best effort and storylines on it, they spend 7 minutes of a 45 minute show after commercials progressing the Cyrus/Gertner feud, and then join this match in progress AND cut to break as soon as it starts? It came back from break where Tajiri was spitting on fans. He sets 3 chairs in front of Crazy's face for the tree of woe drop kick.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorThis busted Crazy open. A table is brought into the ring. Tajiri spits some more, at fans, the ref, and Crazy. Crazy is bleeding a lot. Tajiri tries to skip chairs across the table to decapitate Crazy, but they all miss. Well, they missed Crazy. They didn't miss the people in the front row who were PISSED.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorDouble stomp through the table...not through the table, as even though it wasn't a Japanese table, it was a Japanese wrestler, so the table no sold that shit out of solidarity. It took a second one to break.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorTajiri mocks Crazy to the crowd's delight.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorTajiri has completely dominated this, but Crazy hits a tornado backbreaker and lionsault. Things head out into the crowd. Moonsault off the bleachers!
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorIt gets back in the ring and now Tajiri is bleeding. Tajiri is placed on the ropes and Crazy does a springboard spinning wheel kick to the back of the head, but totally missed. Tajiri almost wins with a lowblow and a German suplex. Tajiri sends Crazy back into the crowd and hits an Asai moonsault. Another table is in the ring, this time wedged in the corner. Crazy gets one of his own. Crazy tries to powerbomb Tajiri in the corner, Tajiri hits the mist and jumps off the table, but Crazy caught him and powerbombed him through the other table for the win. Pretty gnarly brawl.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorWe came back EARLY from a break because Mike Awesome was in the ring. He says he ECW Championship is the only title that matters in wrestling, which makes him the whole fucking show. This brings out RVD. They have a battle to see who can cut the more awkward and shitty promo. Mike lays down the challenge. Double title match!
RVD vs Mike Awesome ECW Championship/ECW TV Championship
The lights go out and SABU is in the ring! 3 way dance chants start immediately. Mike says fuck a lot and agrees. Sabu hits RVD with a chair! Why, that's a SWERVE!!! Sabu and Awesome then team up to beat on RVD. Powerbomb on a chair, triple jump moonsault, Arabian facebuster. Sabu also put Fonzie through a table.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorSpike Dudley comes in to help, but is also put down. They CRUSH RVD with a combo frog splash/leg drop through a table.
via Imgflip GIF GeneratorDark Ninja
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LOL King
-Pyromaniac-
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ZIZIIZIIIIGGGY GITTIN DAT
The sigh above the ring says to.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
What is a Smackdown?
You know, aside from Brock, this could be any random episode of Smackdown so far.
Keyser Soze
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Del Rio just killed a comatose; crowd
Strangely 2.85 million people do. While Impact gets Main Event ratings.
MegaKungFuRadio
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Is this where ADR paints himself a massive hypocrite?
British Monsoon
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Booo, here comes Del Rio, who's probably bitter and will show how much of a sore loser good guy he is.
Dave Meltzer
Banned
Carnby
Member
They're in luck. Miz is in the building.
mightynine
Member
Holy crap, a face reaction for Del Rio.
Officerrob
Banned
emboke?
TheNatural
My Member!
Dolph has Rob Van Dam syndrome. Hard to take him seriously when he has a high surfer meathead voice and sounds like a fucking goof.
daemissary
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Well, Del Rio interrupted Ziggler...if we can get Swags out here too then that'll be another repeated segment.
Dark Ninja
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Del Rio waking the crowd up from Zigglers terrible promo
blackaroni
Member
Whoa del rio is getting a crowd reaction?
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Did he really just say "cool story bro"? Fuck off
UberTag
Member
Because Vince told them to... via his proxy Michael Cole.
fu3lfr3nzy
Member
Ziggler: cool story bro
:lol
:lol
Dave Meltzer
Banned
"Cool story bro"
Epic meme, m8
Epic meme, m8
Master Thespian
Member
cool story bro
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Ziggler's reign is over.
Pristine_Condition
Member
This crowd is everything that's wrong in the world.
Officerrob
Banned
They better not
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
It's jobbin time.
RIP Ziggler.
OH SHIT. DAT THEME.
RIP Ziggler.
OH SHIT. DAT THEME.
redmetal86
Member
Yay, the music!
Boooo cut too short!
Boooo cut too short!
Pickles the Firecat
Banned
I do like that the Vicki/Dolph situation is still remembered. That's something.