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ECW on TNN 2/25/00
Cyrus starts the show off in the ring. He and The Network are officially stripping RVD of the TV Championship and Cyrus will appoint a new champion. And that new champion is RHINO! Not only that, but he's going to make Paul Heyman deliver the title himself. And a coffee. Out comes the boss, cradling the title belt. Cyrus is doing mad shit talking saying Paul is going to bend over and sell out for the Network.
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After screaming "Give it to me, Paul!" repeatedly, Paul waffles Cyrus with the title. GORE! Rhino just GORED the boss! This brings out The Sandman. Not in a hurry or anything, but it brought him out. And then we go right to commercial. After the break, we're at the lullaby part of Enter Sandman and he's still standing in the crowd.
Rhino vs The Sandman
I'm not sure if this is a title match or not. It starts as a triple team, but then heads to the stage, and Rhino gets tossed off of it. Sandman gets a ladder and throws it into the ring. He got a table out, but Rhino attacked before he could get it in the ring. Rhino goes face first into the ladder. Table suplex! A nice
Corporal Robinson Is Extreme sign in the front row. Slingshot tope onto the ladder on Rhino. The table is set in the corner. Heinekenranna! Tajiri comes out and mists Sandman. GORE through the table. Super Crazy came out to save Sandman with his spiffy new bob hair cut.
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Joel "I'm lubin' my Cuban, freakin' my Rican..." Joey stopped him to talk about Rhino not actually injuring RVD.
TO THE BACK. Doring and Roadkill run into The Dupps. One keeps picking his ass and smelling it.
The Dupps vs Doring and Roadkill
This dude is still picking his ass. Fuck this. Doring and Roadkill win.
Tommy Dreamer comes out for an interview. This is the first ECW show in Milwaukee He asks if it is WCW country. No. WWF country? No. Obviously it is AWA country, fuck head. We need Flapjack Norton to sort some shit out here. He calls Raven out. Francine comes out instead. She knows he's trying to protect her, but Tommy needs to get his shit together. He's not motivated. The Impact Players and Dawn Marie come out. Dawn is so much hotter than Francine. They say they are just out there to watch. Tommy says to bring the slut in the ring to show her fake tits so we can all get something to watch. That seemed a bit uncalled for. This leads to them offering a title shot for Tommy and a partner of his choosing. Tommy will find someone in the crowd. Francine picks Raven for him.
Impact Players vs Dreamer/Raven ECW Tag Team Championships
Justin had some new jorts that he clearly hadn't washed yet. Raven comes out I think in slacks and a tucked in long sleeved shirt. He hits a DDT on Lance, but Justin hits That's Incredible on Raven. Justin and Tommy brawl into the crowd. Lance gets a drop toe hold on a chair. Dreamer brings in an antire row of seats into the ring. Double drop toe holds into the chairs!
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A table is in the ring. Both legs are bent so it isn't very stable. Avalanche DVD through a table!
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Dawn breaks up the pin. YAK FIGHT. James Mitchell comes out, now in a red suit. Dawn blocked a bronco buster. Mitchell gives Raven a bag of coke. Raven tried to throw it at Lance, but it hit Tommy instead. This time, Tommy accidentally DDTs Francine. Raven carries her to the back. Spike That's Incredible! Titles retained.
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TO THE BACK. James Mitchell stirs the shit between Raven and Dreamer. While sitting in a chair made of a shopping cart in an empty Olympic sized pool. Wat.
