ECW - Hardcore TV, Episode #003 - April 19th, 1993
Jay Sulli & Stevie Wonderful open the show and, for the 3rd week running, Wonderful brings out Eddie Gilbert as the guest commentator, only for Terry Funk to take exception. However, Gilbert apologises to Funk for the disrespect he has shown and says he doesn't blame him if he won't shake his hand. "No I won't shake your hand, Gilbert, nor will I turn my back on you" says Funk, as Gilbert calmly walks away.
The Super Destroyers (c) vs Super Ninja & Canadian Wolfman - ECW World Heavyweight Tag Team Titles
Complete nothing of a match as the Super Destroyers make easy work of Super Ninja & Canadian Wolfman.
Post-match, Terry tries to interview the Super Destroyer's manager, Hunter Q. Robins III, but is attacked from behind with a chair by 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert, who continues his attack as we go to the commercials!
'Superfly' Jimmy Snuka vs 'Iron Man' Tommy Cairo - ECW TV Title Tournament Semi-Final
Gilbert's out with Snuka, the first member of 'Hot Stuff International'. He's wearing Terry's cowboy hat and hobbling around, mocking Funk's knees.
Jay Sulli puts over Cairo's unbeaten streak, but Eddie Gilbert gets on commentary and does an awesome Terry Funk impression! In the ring, Cairo takes control early on with a side headlock, but Snuka hits a backdrop and throws Cairo to the outside, where Gilbert throws coffee over him and hits a big right hand before rolling him back in the ring. Snuka hits a big piledriver, but Cairo kicks out at 2! He gets right back up and bowls Snuka over with a strong flying elbow for a near-fall of his own.
Eddie Gilbert gets up on the apron and grabs hold of Cairo, but Cairo ducks when Snuka charges and Gilbert gets hit! Cairo hits a noggin knocker on Hot Stuff International, but Snuka falls backwards which somehow causes the referee to bump. Cairo rolls Snuka up, but the ref's still out of it. Johnny Hotbody hits the ring and Cairo fights him off, but Snuka scores with a big elbow and hits the Superfly splash off the top rope for 3.
Eddie Gilbert cuts a promo post match, continuing to mock Funk who he says he's "put out to pasture, where legends belong" before putting over Snuka to win the TV Title Tournament (of which Gilbert is still a part of).
Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kNEgm0QzTQ - Gilbert attacks and mocks Terry Funk
Glen Osbourne vs 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert - ECW TV Title Tournament Semi-Final
Gilbert gets on the microphone and demands the director gets a shot of 'Tigra', "the most beatiful woman in all of wrestling", before offering Osbourne a chance to leave without getting his ass whooped.
Osbourne declines and they get things started. Gilbert eats a shoulder charge and scrambles for the ropes, stalling for time. He eventually gets back in and blocks a clothesline, hitting a few rights before snapmaring Osbourne to the mat and applying a chin lock. Osbourne fights his way up, but Gilbert slides into a side-headlock. Osbourne shoots him into the ropes and Gilbert, surprisingly, knocks him to the mat with a shoulder block, only to fall over himself moments later. Some wacky selling from Gilbert here.
Osbourne hits a back bodydrop and then some punches in the corner, but Gilbert pulls out the brass knuckles and hits him square on the jaw, rolls him up and gets the 3-count! However, the ref sees Gilbert putting the knuckles back into his tights and reverses the decision! Gilbert grabs Jay Sulli and says he cost him the match, but Terry Funk attacks Gilbert with a chair. They brawl for a bit, until Gilbert high-tails it to the back.
- Brock plant, circa 1993, lol.
Funk turns his attention to Stevie Wonderful and says he heard Stevie "popping off" abount Funk on commentary and that if he has something to say, say it to his face. "I'm Terry Funk and I am the meanest son of a bitch in this town!"
Back from commercial and Jay Sulli's interviewing Peaches on why she thinks The Sandman is so sexy. Yeah.
Rockin' Rebel vs Jobber McGee
Rebel gets on the mic, wanting to know exactly what Peaches sees in Sandman. He tries to kiss her, but she slaps him! Rebel gets in the ring and destroys Jobber McGee (his name wasn't given) in 10 seconds flat while Peaches looks disgusted. Rebel grabs her by the hair and drags her to the ring, but here comes The Sandman! I love that he's got his surfboard with him. "Hey, Rebel's beating up my girl, I'm TOTALLY gonna need my 'board!". Tigra comes to Rebel's aid and tries to claw Sandman's eyes out and, while he's distracted, Rebel breaks the Sandman's surfboard over his skull! The locker room rushes out and drives Rebel off, while Peaches tries to revive Sandman.
Glen Osbourne vs 'Superfly' Jimmy Snuka - ECW TV Title Tournament Finals
Osbourne grabs a headlock to get things started, but Snuka shoots him into the ropes and they do a criss cross, before Osbourne hits an armdrag and then locks in an armbar. Snuka works his way to his feet and runs Osbourne into the ropes, but Osbourne ducks the clothesline and sends Snuka over the top rope with a clothesline of his own! Gilbert gets up on the mat and distracts Osbourne, allowing Snuka to get the drop on him. Snuka tries for a bodyslam, but Osbourne easily counters it into a slam of his own for 2. Gilbert distracts Osbourne again and, as the ref argues with Gilbert, whips Osbourne into the refs back. He tries to roll up Snuka, but Gilbert drops an elbow and then Snuka hits the Superfly splash to get the 3-count and become the 1st ECW TV Champion.
We cut to Stevie Wonderful in the back checking on The Sandman's condition, a tearful Peaches says he might have a concussion and the doctors are looking at him. And that wraps up the third episode of Hardcore TV. Pretty lacklustre, overall.
RoH have the Headbangers?! What happened to RoH, I thought they were suppose to be 'legit' pro-wrestling.
That was all Cornette's idea, who is gone now, along with The Headbangers. Thank god.
I respect the hell out of Cornette's opinion, but he really was turning ROH into Smoky Mountain of Honor.